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Disclaimer: Yes, I did buy it. But used. On extremely deep discount. From the Hollywood Video liquidation sale. So no, Boll got no gain from it.

So, here we have an interesting thing. It's not a good movie. There's nothing there to call it good, but it's fun to watch at least once.

So, we start with the 9/11 hijackers finding out there's a virgin shortage and deciding to go to the Bahamas just as the passengers break in and force the plane to crash. Into a building. Yeah.

Then we get to the real story. The dude (yeah, even imdb calls him that) has ****ty life syndrome. He lives in the worst town ever, Paradise. ****ed up stuff happens. His uncle Dave (Dave Foley) runs a cult so he can **** four chicks at once, but it's under threat from the IRS. The Taliban is hiding in the town too. Both want a shipment of rare dolls. Stuff happens to make the Postal Dude have to fight both.

Lots of ****ed up references, fun movie. Though, to be fair, though it has you go "WTF!?" pretty much nonstop, it's still way better than Twilight and the [Insert Genre Here] Movie series.

Edit: Also, Boll is ****ed in the head. If anyone remembers the "Raging Boll" incident, which is on the disc, he challenged his critics to a boxing match. But deliberately picked the guys who stood no chance whatsoever, avoiding, say, Seanbaby, who is a normal height and does Muay Thai and Jiujitsu. His attempts at humor at Germany's expense are pretty ****ing terrible.
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