Guess what, boys! They made me a moderator. They offered me the position and I accepted.
So, as your new mod, I promise to moderate the hell out of this place. I will be extreme in my moderation. I will also get rid of that stupid word-filter which has stunted intelligent discourse on various subjects.
You may now proceed to congratulate me and hail this new, glorious era of gamepolitics, or I will ban you.
That is all.