Hey guys, I just wanted to make a formal apology on behalf of the mods.

What had happened yesterday was we enacted a plan we had in the works for a while for an elaborate April Fools prank. The idea was to, in a friendly and laughable manner, parody the nonsense we're asked to regulate on a daily basis. We thought it would be a funny idea to star enacting absolutely insane rules one at a time, each one more unreasonable than the last, to the point where posting a thread would get you banned. We weren't going to ban anyone for that long, we were hoping Dennis could've made a short 1 hour ban or something for us to use, just to make the joke more believable. However, it seems that no one here is really able to recognize a joke when they see one, so Dennis has asked us to cease and desist immediately.

So congratulations guys, you ruined the mod's April Fool's Day joke.

P.S. Sir Loo Flap is an anagram for April Fools.