Hey there. You guys read that thing on CNN where those people are angry that there are people that believe there is a God? Or that one where those people who believe in God who are angry at those people who don't believe there is a God? Yeah. You know.

That one thing...

Seeing as how I'm sick and tired of your damn threads about religions, I've decided to take my ego just one more step over the precipice and into the flaming cauldron of heresy:

[I]I hereby declare myself the Almighty.[/I]

The First Church of Anjinianism holds vigil every day of the week in the Anjinian Temple. The Temple is a gigantic hollowed out statue in the likeness of my right foot. All followers enter through my big toe into the 2 mile tunnel that leads to the inner worshipping cellars. Followers are encouraged to bring firearms and all manner of machete, [I]as this tunnel is riddled with robbers and packs of wild wolves.[/I]

Once inside the designated worship area, you are required to pay a 200 dollar tribute. Those who fail to give tribute shall be cast into the abyss.

[B]PRINCIPLES FROM WHICH ANJINIANISM WERE FOUNDED:[/B]

[B]1. Shutting one's cakehole. [/B]

[I]You have nothing of worth to say, and if you did The Anjin would've applauded your fine prose. [/I]

[B]2. Not hearing what you have to say.[/B]

[I]It cannot be expressed enough, shut up.[/I]

[B]3. All religions fall victim to the wrath of The Red One from the Depths.[/B]

[I]Seriously. Try finding a bett-OH WAIT THERE ISN'T A BETTER RELIGION THAN MINE I WIN.[/I]

Let's see you discuss the merits of that.