Pecan Pie!
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IIT we teach how to make pecan pie.

First, you get corn syrup. 1.25 cups.

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Should be dark enough so that Micheal Richards would have some colorful commentary about it if it heckled him.

Put that syrup into a pan
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Heat it up with 1 cup of sugar. (Not brown sugar, taste it and see) Wait for the sugar to meld well and for it to turn a carmely color. As it heats, put it 1/4 cup of butter.

...meanwhile...

Crack open 4 eggs into a bowl
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And put in a tsp of vanilla.

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