Hands up if you've ever used a really [I]really[/I] lame excuse to get out of going to work so you could stay home and play the latest blockbuster? Did it work? The guys over at [URL=http://www.tlrhq.com/?page_id=242]The Last Resistance[/URL] website have come up with a list of excuses you can use to get out of work for the day. After reading through them, I honestly don't think any of them would get you out of work safely although some of them were pretty funny:

[B]2. “I’m a UNSC reserve soldier and I’ve been called to active duty…”[/B]

…to fight the covenant and save Reach. If anyone asks what UNSC is, tell them in a frustrated tone you don’t have time for their questions and hang up the phone/walk away. For added effect, play a campaign level in which the marines are yelling, gunfire is whizzing, and things are exploding. Turn the volume up and shout everything you are lying about. [URL=http://www.gameculture.com/2010/09/13/reasons-stay-home-and-play-halo-reach][B][COLOR=#8e0505]Read More[/COLOR][/B][/URL]

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