#1: Man in a suit walks up to bar, orders a Light beer
Time freezes, he looks around
*Dwayne Johnson appears*
DJ: "Look at yourself. You are 30 years old. You have a great job, and you're ordering a drink for a frat boy. Think about that"
Time unfreezes, man thinks for a second, then gets the bartender's attention.
Man: "You know what, I'll have [insert microbrew here]."
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