I just felt a powerful, urgent need to preserve this for posterity.

Amen4u: if Jesus were here, he'd whip your ass
SimonBob: If Buddha were here, he'd sit on Jesus. Your move.
Zevorick: I'll see your buhda, and raise you a Moses
SimonBob: Moses might've parted the sea, but Amaterasu went the extra step of looting a pirate ship afterwards
Zevorick: Horus was Jesus, before being Jesus was cool!
SimonBob: Horus fought Set, the lord of snakes; Thor fought Jormungandr, the *world-eating* snake. ;D

The conversation sort of drifted into whether or not gamers were abusive gits after that, so I kind of stopped paying attention. But I think we've covered a few of the more valuable truths about spirituality here.