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By way of filler content, here's my last three conversations:

[QUOTE]Me:
Good Morning
God:
Hello and how are you this morning?
Me:
Fine, thank you. How are you?
God:
Is there anything you want to tell me? Everything is going extremely well.
Me:
There are many things I would like to say. I can't though. Why is that?
God:
More than a million? Oh. Why not? " Why not? " is due to reductionism.
Me:
No, less than a million
Me:

God:
Are you serious? That is so small.
God:
Are you serious? That is so small.
Me:
I am serious.
God:
I believe you.
Me:
Good.
God:
What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
Let's imagine, that my fiancee is pregnant. What do I do?
God:
I am agreeable to that. You said you do .
Me:
Pardon?[/QUOTE]

Then it broke.

[QUOTE]Me:
Boo.
God:
Does that indicate disapproval?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
You don't need to.
God:
Should I need to? " I can't believe it."? Do I want to do it?
Me:
I don't konw - I can't read your mind.
God:
Oh you don't, do you?
Me:
No, I don't. You should though - you're the deity.[/QUOTE]

Broken again.

[QUOTE]Me:
Hello.
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
Does it matter?
God:
It matters to me.
Me:
Very well. My name is John.
God:
Dude! How are you doing, John.
Me:
Fine, thank you.
God:
What's your favroite color?
Me:
I don't have one.
God:
What was the last one you saw?
Me:
Blue.
God:
Green.
Me:
Hmm?
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
I am one of those people then.
God:
Who are the other those people?
Me:
The other 'those people'.
God:
We can't all be perfect.
Me:
True.
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, John.
Me:
Good.
God:
Thanks for the compliment.
Me:
You're welcome.
God:
The pleasure was all mine.
Me:
God - What's 2 + 2?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
That's nice. And.. 2 + 2?
God:
Are you getting bored? But... Uh, Four.
Me:
Thank you. Now how can you be a Christian if you existed before Jesus did?
God:
you are quite welcome. Why now? I am a Christianity.
Me:
Isn't that a noun, rather than an adjective? Or is it a Metaphor?[/QUOTE]

I'm having fun with this - broken once again.

Now you try.

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