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Recently, as many of you know, the bush administration is pushing for an invasion of Iran. But why mess with them when there are so many options on the table?!

[B]PAKISTAN[/B]-Who cares about soverignty and dumb crap like that?! We're going to finish what we started...It's a known fact that the Taliban/Al Qaeda are entrenched on the other side of the border, so let's get rid of them and that traitor Mussaraf. Suits, uniforms...It doesn't matter, in the end he'll be wearing a body bag. If you think the last "State of emergency" was bad, wait until you see this!:D

[B]SUDAN[/B]-Between the mass killings in Darfur and the recent teddy bear scandal, it's becoming more and more evident each passing day that these bastards have it coming. Perhaps we can ask the Israelis if we can use their bases...After that, we can launch the mother of all Shock-and-awe on Khartoum. When the dust settles, our ground troops row down the Suez canal and begin the invasion. Look out Al Bashir, we're coming for you!

[B]VENEZUELA AND LATIN AMERICA[/B]-That danm Chavez can't seem to stop mouthing off! So, I say we convienently end the immigration issue AND satisfy our oil-grubbing needs by annexing our southern neighbors.

[B]ISRAEL[/B]-Perhaps they may strike you as an odd choice, but I beg to differ. You see, these arrogant swine keep interfering in us poor gentile's politics...what with their massive AIPAC and christian zionist lobbies. Okay, so maybe I don't bear any ILL WILL against them or anything...I just want to see ONCE AND FOR ALL whoose stronger, the U.S military or the IDF. Grab your popcorn ladies and gents, because your in for the show of a lifetime!! :cool:

I reccomend taking Haifa first, then fanning out and capturing Tel Aviv and other small cities. Then, we advance on Jerusalem and seize the Knesset. It's as easy as that, right?:confused:

I'm not a nationalist or anything, It's just I like seeing things blow up! So, if anyone has any better suggestions for our next victim, i'm all ears!

[COLOR=White]DISCLAIMER: This thread is not to be taken seriously.[/COLOR]


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