Well, i've been here about a week, but methinks I need a Zippy-English translator. And, i'll give you an introduction while we wait.

My name isn't important, but if you really must know, I call myself John Doe on the Internet. I'm 25, Birthday's October 12th and I work part time as a Barman.

I've also got another job, which you don't need to know about, but it works a little like a contracter's would work.

If anyone has any questions, ask away.

Oh, and I do give out Brownies.