Share your crazy as frell dreams. WHEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeee....what? :o

Okay, so my first dream that I feel needs sharing was last night was HORRIBLE, and for some reason heavily influenced by the comic Strangers in Paradise.

"Me": Ah, another good day...hey, I didn't realise I was a woman, ah well, musta' been that crazy realistic dream I had last night. Hey I had a job interview with Packard Yer today (now why does that name sound familiar?).

*I walk to the dowtown DreamEugene offices of Packard Yer*

"Me": Hi I'm here for an interview.

Secretary: We've been expecting you! Miss ???! will see you.

*Miss ???!! looks an *awful* lot like Darcy Parker from Strangers in Paradise*

"Me": Hey, aren't you that crazy lady from Strangers in Paradise?

???!!: I have no idea what you're talking about, now let me introduce you to Mentorlady Downonherluckactress, she will be your partner in crime-I mean supervisor.

Mentorlady: Hello, pleased to meet you.

"Me": WOAH weren't you in that really obscure movie that was directed by Ingmar Bergman that had like, some crazy secret agent/alien/zombie/vampire wedding/funeral that was somehow really deep and I was totally in love with your charactor when I saw it as a kid?

Mentorlady: Yeah, I thought only like, three people saw that movie.

???!!: Yes yes, you start tonight. You'll be servicing Bill O'Riely, Mentorlady will show you the ropes (if you know what I mean).

"Me": WHA?! :eek:

???!!: Have some drugs dear. :)

"Me": Well...I guess I do need the money. (NNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!)

*an indeterminate amount of time passes*

"Me": NO!! I've been dragged into an out of control life of sex, drugs, and political blackmail! Also my childhood idol (who I've apparently become VERY attached to) is just as messed up as I am! AND SHE'S MY CO-WORKER! On the plus side we live in a posh mansion in San Francisco...apparently.

Mentorlady: Whaddya *hic* sayin' dear? Help me take theesh picsh ah the president so's we can make him give Miss ???!! money. Also, have some more drugs.

"Me": AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH

*I wake up*

Me: Phwew thank goodness that was a dream, I should tell my friends about that one...why does this room look familiar?

*I open my closet and brows through my shirts and find a dress that wasen't there before*

Me: Wait...wasen't this the dress I was wearing in...that...dream?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

*I wake up*