who would make up the Cabinet? My opinion is it would be made up of other comedians. Here is the game, give a Stewart/Colbert Administrative Appointment and then give a reason, preferably with a quote from the person on said particular area.
Lewis Black - Secretary of State - Besides his disdain of politics in general Lewis Black would be the best person for the position of our Nation's Top Diplomat.
[QUOTE=Lewis Black]135 nations signed the global warming treaty; we didn't. We didn't. We wonder why the world thinks we're arrogant. Ha! 135 nations signed the treaty. We go, 'Hey! Go **** yourselves! We don't give - suck on our ****!' 135 nations signed the treaty that couldn't even read it. We had to explain it to them - "Brrr, brrr, sweaty sweaty, signy signy."[/QUOTE]
Wanda Sykes - Secretary of Treasure - I don't have a direct quote because I can't find it so I'll paraphrase: " I ain't putting my money in the stock market, cause every time I do, I lose it. Talk about having my money work for me. I don't want my money working for me, I want my money at home barefoot & pregnant." ( I know the last sentence is accurate.)
Gallagher- Secretary of Defense - The man who invented the Sledge-O-Matic could probably come up with a good solution for the mess in Iraq.
OK so who do you think under a Stewart/Colbert administration should hold key offices? Or do you think someone already mentioned would be a better fit elsewhere?