What is wrong with me? I say that I'm going to be gone for two weeks, and then out of pure hate for my 10k speed internet, I dont bother with loging on for and additional three weeks.

Anyway, this is hopefully the last time I do this. Since I've been gone you may have forgotten me, I know I did...:(

So, My gaming alias (or GamerTag, however you wish to describe it) is MachShot. Years ago I toyed around with other gamer names (which were all stupid, btw) and eventualy I thought of this name and I stuck with it.

I'm a sixteen year old guy who happens to live out in the boondocks of Arkansas. My accent, on the other hand, has a much more city sound to it than my neighboring residents.

I first came to this site amid the apex of the 'Hot Coffee' issue and I thought of the idea of this website as shear genius! It was very appealing to me as well because unlike the average guy my age, I am very political. My political affiliation is moderate for those who wish to know. I'm right between liberal and conservative ideals.

[SIZE=2]Now lets hope I don't stray from here again. It would break the laws of GP physics as mentioned in the copypasta.[/SIZE]