Hello all. I hate to tell you this but I'm here. I am eagerly anticipating my bowl of copypasta. I live in Canada south of Detroit. Yes that's possible, you wouldn't believe the number of times I've call an idiot or worse when I tell some Americans that. After 12 plus years in the wild and glamorous world of rock and roll I have found that elusive beast called a house gig.

See you all in the forums and since I'm brave I'll probably be found in off topic. All animals are current on their shots right?