Dear Human Race,
The "Transformers" movie is going to suck. It's going to suck harder than the new TMNT movie, The Gilmore Girls, and your mom at Happy Hour combined.
If you don't believe me, then you have butt sex with Michael Bay every night and also may be colorblind. I thereby deem you to be unfit for society and would kindly request that you eat your own testicles as to prevent any further contamination of the gene pool.
Love,
Theory?