ITT post what you got your mom for Mother's Day.

I'll go first:
* A page on my website that belittles every failed parent in the world then says: "Happy Mother's Day, Mom! This page is dedicated to you and dad (but mostly you) for not letting me become one of those spoiled brats that populate every high school in the country. Everyone gets those '#1 Mom' and '#1 Dad' coffee mugs and shirts, but you actually deserve the title because you have at least an iota of common sense."

* My family is going out for dinner tonight. Probably something fancy. It's what she wants XD

* My dad said he got her something, but he's sleeping and he didn't tell me what it is.