I'm going to guess, as usual, this thread will die very quickly due to lack of interest, but read my idea and bear with me.

I've been doing some creative exercises lately where I've been setting up my guitar and a few mics and just making **** up as I go. I have little snippets of lyrics here and there, but for the most part it's been gibberish that sounds like real words.

Here's where you come in. I want you to give me something to sing about. Be it a few short lines of poetry, or merely something you would like to hear a song about (if you say Jack Thompson, Fundamental Christians, or anything of that ilk I'll ban you into next week, no questions asked). I don't mind silly or odd lyrics, but forum rules apply in here too, so...yeah.

With that, I hope maybe I can get a few responses out of you, and subsequently a few songs.