Sorry Demon, but I saw this story while I was looking at the story about the father who stun gunned his baby.

[URL]http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/01/30/naked.guy.ap/index.html[/URL]

"• Student rubs body with oil and runs naked through school cafeteria, police say
• Police used a stun gun on him, but the student got up and kept running
• Frightened students huddled in a corner
• Taylor Killian, 18, is in jail, charged with inducing panic and other offenses "

"Police said that an administrator ordered Killian to stop, but that the student made a sexual gesture and kept running."

"School officials reported that Killian was a good student, Gaylor said. There was no indication of substance abuse or a medical problem."

I'm gonna be laughing about this for a week or two. This is hilarious. :D