Now tell me you don't want to read this article:
[B][SIZE=3]Pregnant girls gone wild?[/SIZE][/B]
[B][SIZE=3]Police: 3 teens whack group home director with frying pan, flee in minivan[/SIZE][/B]
[URL]http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16692320/[/URL]
"Three pregnant teens living in a group home whacked the director in the head with a frying pan, tied her up and then fled in a stolen minivan, police said."
:: Blinking ::
:: In Will Smith voice :: Daaaaamn.