Forum traffic has come to a screeching halt.

And thus to alleviate this problem, i bring onto you, my premium blend of dark sadistic humor.

For instance, i find that the best way to prevent suicide is through the time honored tradition of murder. If you kill people before they have a suicidal thought in the most brutal fashion possible, then there is no way they can possibly commit suicide. The same is true for many things. In later reports however, dieing is also prevented by murder as a person could not be dieing if they are completely dead. Sources tell us they are working in this fashion to eventually find a way to prevent death completely, and are currently frozen in a cryogenic chamber. We will have the answer from them in about a thousand years.

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