[url=http://www.huffingtonpost.com/taylor-marsh/that-uppity-democratic-mu_b_35148.html]O no, the muslim congressman wants to swear on the koran![/url]

Because, yaknow, EVERYONE should swear on the bible! Right? Right, Jesus?

Wait, I think Jesus wants to say something...

[quote=Jesus, Matthew 5, New Testament, Bible]
34 But I tell you, Do not swear at all: either by heaven, for it is God's throne; 35 or by the earth, for it is his footstool; or by Jerusalem, for it is the city of the Great King.
36 And do not swear by your head, for you cannot make even one hair white or black.
37 Simply let your 'Yes' be 'Yes,' and your 'No,' 'No'; anything beyond this comes from the evil one.[/quote]