So, here's the skinny: Post altered lyrics (preferably altered in a game-y way) to songs. If you can't think of different lyrics to the *whole* song, just post the verse you've come up with (which is what I am gig to do to start with).

So mine is "A Hard Boss Fight" (A Hard Day's Night by the Beatles)

"It's been a hard boss fight, I've been hacking a balrog
It's been a hard boss fight, I drank all my potions, and broke my sword
But when I pick pick up that swag, and put it in to my bag
I'm gonna' level up"

So...anyone else?

EDIT: sorry for any spelling mistakes, I'm writing on a mac, and mac keyboards are frakking b izzare