The Dennis Mcauley Thread

[Grahamr]

This thread is going to be a little diffrent. Instead of Jack thompson(Who, by the way, is responsible for the existance of the GP forums, our increased banning technologies, insider information into various court cases and legislative bouts, and most importantly, MY membership on this forum) We will be discussing another facinating personality in the debate over games.

Dennis Mcauley.

The ECA’s political correspondent.

GP.

Our lord and master.

The coolest jouralist ever.

Yes everyone, one day, a brilliant man named dennis, who liked games and politics, decided that has going to make a blog about it. “Hey, i’m going to make a blog about it!” he probably said.

And thus, he made this awesome community, filled with such colorful posters as the Outgoing Thefreman, the strange Kurisu, the sinister demontestament, the verbally challenged yet endearing Zippy, and the Psychotic and perverted yet humorus KN. It was even visited by such people as tom buscalgia, the author of smartbomb, the creator of super columbine massacre, and other personalities.

First off, it would be great if someone could observe, and perhaps improve, this wiki/uncylopedia articles....

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gamepolitics
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dennis_McCauley
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/GamePolitics


I find the wikipedia ones to be lacking in information, but what’s intresting in the uncyclopedia article is that dennis is referred to as”Denise Mkculken”.

Anyway, if noone wants to edit those articles, don’t break a sweat.

[beemoh]

...who, now?

[Grahamr]

...who, now?

The guy who runs this place.

EDIT: Post, Ye ninnies!!!!!

[Tyriku]

Dennis is the baddest dude on the planet. He's such a bad dude, he could save the president!

I also wonder how old he is and what his console of preference is.

Dennis, as the WINNERs at Big Rigs & Rigism would say...

http://209.85.12.234/3843/44/emo/winnerscrooll3vb.gifhttp://209.85.12.234/3843/44/emo/MJWINNER.gif
http://209.85.12.234/3843/44/emo/Rocky.gifhttp://209.85.12.234/3843/44/emo/thumbs-up.jpg

[Thefremen]

Dennis is the baddest dude on the planet. He's such a bad dude, he could save the president!

I also wonder how old he is and what his console of preference is.

Dennis, as the WINNERs at Big Rigs & Rigism would say...

http://209.85.12.234/3843/44/emo/winnerscrooll3vb.gifhttp://209.85.12.234/3843/44/emo/MJWINNER.gif
http://209.85.12.234/3843/44/emo/Rocky.gifhttp://209.85.12.234/3843/44/emo/thumbs-up.jpg


Dennis McCauley could beat up Chuck Norris. Thread over.

[Grahamr]

Dennis McCauley could beat up Chuck Norris. Thread over.

Oh no you don't. I'm going to make this thread as long and involved as the jack thompson thread, wheather you like it or not!!!

Post people, post like you've never posted before! Let your thoughts of apprciation for dennis spill forth from your heart and into cyberspace!

[PyroHazard]

Yeah, I started that Uncyclopedia article way back. Good times.

RANDOM FACTS ABOUT DENNIS MCCAULLEY


When in doubt, use Dennis McCaulley.
Don't ever tell what Dennis McCaulley can't do. It's destiny!
The reason why Doug Lowenstein left the ESA was because he was taken aback by Dennis McCaulley's awesome debating and fireball action.
Contray to popular belief, Dennis McCaulley DID win the 2000 elections but used the alias "George W. Bush". However, after 9/11, the REAL George Bush caught wind of Dennis' scheme and had him privately impeached.
Dennis McCaulley was the 1st person to test play Pong.
The Virgin Islands renamed themselves to just "The Islands" after Dennis McCaulley went there on a vacation.
The hit series "Transformers" is actually based on Dennis McCaulley's misadventures as a cyborg fighting the communists in Vietnam.
Even if Dennis McCaulley is wrong, he is still right.
Dennis McCaulley knows why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
Hitler didn't commit suicide, Dennis McCaulley killed him after a heated game of German poker.
Dennis McCaulley is the only person ever to own property in the city of Atlantis.

[Grahamr]

Yeah, I started that Uncyclopedia article way back. Good times.

RANDOM FACTS ABOUT DENNIS MCCAULLEY


When in doubt, use Dennis McCaulley.
Don't ever tell what Dennis McCaulley can't do. It's destiny!
The reason why Doug Lowenstein left the ESA was because he was taken aback by Dennis McCaulley's awesome debating and fireball action.
Contray to popular belief, Dennis McCaulley DID win the 2000 elections but used the alias "George W. Bush". However, after 9/11, the REAL George Bush caught wind of Dennis' scheme and had him privately impeached.
Dennis McCaulley was the 1st person to test play Pong.
The Virgin Islands renamed themselves to just "The Islands" after Dennis McCaulley went there on a vacation.
The hit series "Transformers" is actually based on Dennis McCaulley's misadventures as a cyborg fighting the communists in Vietnam.
Even if Dennis McCaulley is wrong, he is still right.
Dennis McCaulley knows why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
Hitler didn't commit suicide, Dennis McCaulley killed him after a heated game of German poker.
Dennis McCaulley is the only person ever to own property in the city of Atlantis.



LOL!!!!!

This needs to be in his own uncyclopedia article. Nao.

Did you also know that....
Dennis Mcaulley is a warlock on jaedennar, and that Archimonde is his imp, magitheridon is his felhound, and kazzak is his felguard?
Even when opposed by aimbots and wallhacks, Dennis is completly unbeatable in CS?
When chuck norris goes to sleep at night, he checks his closet for Dennis Mcaulley?

[KN]

Dennis McCaulley can divide by zero.

[nightwng2000]

http://www.theday.com/re.aspx?re=a7c63c38-c47c-4995-baa9-bac908313662

I see a name and website relevant to this thread. :)

[MaskedPixelante]

Dennis McCauley's tears can cure cancer. It's a shame that Dennis has never cried.
Dennis McCauley can go into the dark and NOT get eaten by Grues.
Dennis McCauley's brainwaves can kill headcrabs.

[Yukimura]

And I thought I was unstable.

Anyway, I think it's impressive that Dennis, through the site, was able to bring together a variety of diverse peoples, of different natures, thought process, and ideals, and unify them into a community.

That I, a very passionate and sometimes violent defender of games can get along with far more moderate members of the forum is proof that this site can get even heavily divided peoples together.

Dennis RULES!!!.

[Grahamr]

Thanks for replies everyone.

And nightwng, that was a good link.

[Some Lazy Dr]

We can thank Dennis for a obviously biased- but polite site.

[Thefremen]

We can thank Dennis for a obviously biased- but polite site.

We should specify that the main site is unbiased, imo.

[Cecil475]

And I thought I was unstable.

Anyway, I think it's impressive that Dennis, through the site, was able to bring together a variety of diverse peoples, of different natures, thought process, and ideals, and unify them into a community.

That I, a very passionate and sometimes violent defender of games can get along with far more moderate members of the forum is proof that this site can get even heavily divided peoples together.

Dennis RULES!!!.

I have to agree. When I joined the only person I really disliked as anti-gamer was you-know-who but since then I learned about all the other anti-gaming people who either have more popularity and are able to mislead others without trouble, to those in a more position of power to attempt to draft videogame bills. My eyes are opened to the other anti-gaming people out there. Those especally in politics. Something, I haven't paid much attation to before.

Becuase of Dennis we have a safer troll free message board and and easy way to see what bill what state is comming out with the help of the up to date news stories and the Legislation Tracker. Visiting Gamepolitics.com is a part of my daily routine.

Speaking of the Legislation Tracker. I cannot find it or Frappr on the main page. Are they still supported?

- Warren Lewis

[Some Lazy Dr]

I have to agree. When I joined the only person I really disliked as anti-gamer was you-know-who but since then I learned about all the other anti-gaming people who either have more popularity and are able to mislead others without trouble, to those in a more position of power to attempt to draft videogame bills. My eyes are opened to the other anti-gaming people out there. Those especally in politics. Something, I haven't paid much attation to before.

Becuase of Dennis we have a safer troll free message board and and easy way to see what bill what state is comming out with the help of the up to date news stories and the Legislation Tracker. Visiting Gamepolitics.com is a part of my daily routine.

Speaking of the Legislation Tracker. I cannot find it or Frappr on the main page. Are they still supported?

- Warren Lewis

Ditto here. I came for JT, but left hating Hilary!
We should specify that the main site is unbiased, imo.

It has a Gamers bias. Nothing wrong with that. :-D.