Enter the snake.

[Solid Snake]

Hey. I'm solid snake, creator of Gamers Against Jack. I enjoy long walks on the beach and extremely overused 90's cliches, apparently.

[Silver_Derstin]

*cues cats in boxes, weird text by KN, people arguing over brocoli*

Welcome. Hope you don't mind the mess or the trolls.

[GamePolitics]

Snake - welcome to the GP Forums.

Not to be downer but I'm not too crazy about the JT emphasis. Please confine all discussions in that regard to the issues.

For more info, please see:

http://www.gamepoliticsforums.com/showthread.php?t=17

[KN]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v363/King_nintendoid/pixor/yhelotharcats.png

Welcome to GP. You're ours now. Here's what you can expect.

You'll stay for a while, see a few threads, laugh a bit, and see a few odd things. You'll bookmark the place for further amusement. This is where it all begins.

Before too long, you'll find yourself checking on GP in increased frequencies. First it'll happen occasionally during the week. Then once every day or so. Then more frequently. You'll find yourself checking on it twice a day. Three times. Once per hour. Before you know it, you'll be browsing it for hours at a time.

Slowly, your life will take a back-seat to GP. You'll find yourself forgetting to call people. You'll be late for work because you'll be reading legendary threads. Slowly, your life will decline into a mindless chaos.

As GP and /OT/ slowly consume your mind, your humor will be replaced with our humor. You'll become glued to GP. It'll be the only place you feel accepted. And then, you'll start accepting the weirder conventions. You'll find yourself fapping to all sorts of odd things you used to find disgusting. But now it'll all be commonplace for you, as a normal part of your life. Your personality.

And then, someday down the road, you'll realize what has happened to you. Your loved ones will have left you. You'll be alone. Unemployed. Struggling to survive. And worst of all, you'll be hooked. You won't be able to fight it, because we will be all you know, and all you remember. You'll slowly dissolve into madness, or mindless stupidity. Whichever comes first. And then, one day, you will snap, and all remains of your former self will be crushed under our weight.

Welcome, my friend. Welcome, my brother.

Welcome to your new home.

Welcome to GP.

[Grahamr]

Hey. I'm solid snake, creator of Gamers Against Jack. I enjoy long walks on the beach and extremely overused 90's cliches, apparently.

Hello there. Would you happen to remember me? I was a member of GAJ2...for less then a day.

You may have suspended me for two years or something. I forgot.

But your cool here.

[Solid Snake]

Thanks for the warm welcome guys. And to clarify, GAJ is undergoing a name change...We gave up the "gamers against JACK" thing long before Jack even dissapeared from the radar.

And Grahamr, I do in fact remember you. Specifically, I remember your Ip. And how I had to constantly ban it because you would cuss someone out and then make an alt. Not ringing a bell? You told one of my admins to "get over it" and "Stop crying." Remember what we were talking about? I really hope you do. And if you don't, then you see why I banned you. Those things were commonplace when you weren't banned.

But I plan to spend as much time posting productively (pish. yeah right) and as little time talking to you as possible.

[Grahamr]

Whha??

I do remember getting in a conflict over registering and why i couldn't post with an admin(possibly you, but this guy's grammar skills were horrible) But i don't ever recall cussing out mods, or changing my IP. (Hell, i have no hacking skills whatsoever).

Perhaps your getting me confused with the Notorius troll on GAJ2, Ghost?

Too many Gs, huh?:o

[GamePolitics]

Snake, Grahamr...

As the saying goes, "Can't we all be friends?"

[KN]

Snake, Grahamr...

As the saying goes, "Can't we all be friends?"

I thought it was "Can't we all just get along?"

[Cecil475]

(1.)Thanks for the warm welcome guys. And to clarify, GAJ is undergoing a name change...We gave up the "gamers against JACK" thing long before Jack even dissapeared from the radar.

(2.)And Grahamr, I do in fact remember you. Specifically, I remember your Ip. And how I had to constantly ban it because you would cuss someone out and then make an alt. Not ringing a bell? You told one of my admins to "get over it" and "Stop crying." Remember what we were talking about? I really hope you do. And if you don't, then you see why I banned you. Those things were commonplace when you weren't banned.

(3.)But I plan to spend as much time posting productively (pish. yeah right) and as little time talking to you as possible.

Snake, Grahamr...

As the saying goes, "Can't we all be friends?"

1. What will the site be called then?
2. Grahamr does not act the way you described here. (not that I know of).
3. Whatever happened was in the past. I'm sure the two of you will find yourselves on the same side of some of the topics posted here. Come on guys, Can't we all be friends?

I thought it was "Can't we all just get along?"

I think it was also a song.

- Warren Lewis

[Thefremen]

First off, welcome to the forum. First off, you'll be battling Kuri over the honor of having the most posts in the perennial "we haet jack" thread. As far as Gramhr goes, he's been a good member here and hasn't been doing anything ban worthy or even remotely close except for saying "your" instead of "you're".

Just don't be all Hal Tarpin pls, k thx bai.

[Cecil475]

First off, welcome to the forum. First off, you'll be battling Kuri over the honor of having the most posts in the perennial "we haet jack" thread. As far as Gramhr goes, he's been a good member here and hasn't been doing anything ban worthy or even remotely close except for saying "your" instead of "you're".

Just don't be all Hal Tarpin pls, k thx bai.

I hate him too, but I don't think I express it here as much as I used to.

- Warren Lewis

[Thefremen]

I hate him too, but I don't think I express it here as much as I used to.

- Warren Lewis

Yeah I mean most of us do, but few of us feel the need to post all day about it.

[kurisu7885]

Yeah I mean most of us do, but few of us feel the need to post all day about it.

Not that I do anymore.

[Garbage Pail Kid]

http://pics.livejournal.com/garbagepa1lk1d/pic/0000pbwr

[steelcobra]

The Cupped Hands Approach

1. Obtain a fresh, live kitten.
2. Cup hands around the kitten's head, leaving a small opening to put your mouth around.
3. Inhale strongly through the opening until the soul has been completely sucked from the kitten.†
4. Ride the snake. Don't fight it. You feel'n that **** yet? JEAAAAAAAAAAAH!
5. Don't be a dick: recycle. Used kittens may be turned in to a local Kitten Recycling Center or PETA office.

† Make sure you are huffing the correct end of the kitten. In case of emergency be sure to contact your local Poison Control Center.