Off topic Presidential race

[Demontestament]

Ok I am seriously bored at work, and I was thinking. Since we have so many mods for this section of the fourms why not have a presidential race? The winner will be declared the President of Off Topic Land. Now we can't say Dennis is president because these are his fourms so Dennis is God. I think it would be funny to have a political add thread where the canidates or their campaign managers could post adds or smear adds against their opponets. At the end of two weeks I will create a thread asking everyone to vote on who they want as president.

What do you think? And yes I already know I have too much time on my hands.

[pixelante_ninja]

So I take it that the mods are the only ones that can run?

[Demontestament]

So I take it that the mods are the only ones that can run?

well there will be write ins as well and anyone who may want to run independant

[Thefremen]

I would like to throw my hat into the ring.

My fellow Gamepoliticians: are you better off now than you were a year ago?

Well, either way you should vote for Tollwutig. At this time I also invite Theory? to be his running mate.

[pixelante_ninja]

Hm... Thefremen and KN would be a formidable combination. But first to see if KN accepts.

[KN]

I'd gladly be the Fremen's running mate ^^

I'll be like Dick Cheney.

The.. running things behind the scenes part, not the shooting lawyers in the fa...wait.. that part too.

[Ace_ofspade]

This post was a mess anyway

[pixelante_ninja]

I fully support Thefremen and KN and for once not just because I hope I get a kushy job for it but because well... it be hard to make a more kickass pair of forum members.
I still expect the kushy job part too.

[Ace_ofspade]

I fully support Tollwutig and Theory?, and for once not just because I hope I get a kushy job for it but because well... it be hard to make a more kickass pair of forum members.

You're right about that, and I take back my last post. So, thefremen and KN- when you win, can I be your secretary of defense?

[Theory?]

I'm here to announce Tollwutig's candidacy for President of the Off-Topic forums. I am accepting the honor of being his running mate. He will announce potential cabinet positions a later time

If elected I promise to try and stop stealing all your food, and Tollwutig may or may not edit other's posts anymore.

[pixelante_ninja]

Hooray a candidate.
But do you really want to vote for this guy, of course you do?
The guy who demands little as a mod, what will he demand as the president I ask you, probably nothing?
He also lords his avatar over us like he's better then us, well it is a caffeine molecule so it is really.
Is this what you want your president to do?
Yes, Yes it is.
This message funded by the pixelante_ninja institute of campaigns written to try to land kushy and powerful position under Thefremen and KN

[KN]

Is It Not True That Theory? Has Accepted Bribes, In The Form Of Cookies?
Do we want a man as president who can be BOUGHT with mere candy well yes we do.

And is it not so that Theory? supports the shout filter, eroding our freedom to speak in ALL CAPS ALL THE TIME?
This message funded by cute and fluffy kittens. LOOK HOW CUTE THEY ARE. SO FLUFFY!

[Ace_ofspade]

http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/9003/propagandaaq4.png

[KN]

It's KN ;)

...you had to use '/', didn't you? Now my brain read it as 'slash', and who knows where it goes from there.


At any rate, Fluffy Kittens for Truth wishes you to know that Theory? HUFFS KITTENS. Here is actual footage, taken by a ninja kitten:
http://www.hobobucket.com/images/kittenhuffing.gif

[Ace_ofspade]

It's KN ;)

...you had to use '/', didn't you? Now my brain read it as 'slash', and who knows where it goes from there.

No one was saying "Vote GW and DC" back in 2000. I went off last names, even though I don't know your last names. The closest thing was second word of your username, and that's much more recognizable.

[KN]

There are more open positions in our happy Offtopic Land government. We are considering your requests now.

Filled positions: Ace of Spades: secertary of defence

[Tollwutig]

Well since everyone seems to be supporting me I will accept the nomination, and accept Theory? as my running mate.:D


Besides who couldn't win when all the posts will end up supporting me either way you look at it.

[KN]

See? They are using their evil mod powers to silence free speech! THIS MUST END NOW!

Restore your posts to their former content!

[BetaSword]

You know what? I tried it in government, and I'll try it now.

I, BetaSword, that guy that just appears places, am announcing my running for President of Off-topic, under the Independent party. At the moment, I have no running mate. Aaaaaaaand... I probably won't have one. But that doesn't matter.

Off-topic, if you elect me your President, I can offer you things that nobody else can! I'll make Off-topic a bastion of off-topicness. Moreso than it already is. As hard as that is to believe.

There'll be topics for everyone's interests! Well, unless it's illegal... Then maybe not so much... But still!

There'll be current events to post about! Places to rant! Places to be completely random! Everything you could've ever hoped and dreamed for!
In essence, everything that's already here.

But that's besides the point.

A vote for me, is a vote for a better future, away from cat huffers, and general internet perverts! not that there's anything wrong with either... unless their congressmen... and then it's just creepy...

So yeah. Vote me.

[Silver_Derstin]

I submit to you a new candidate for these elections....

NOBODY!

Yes, total anarchy is the ONLY way you can truly have an Off-Topic Forum, as centralized powers would cause polarization within the proletariat!

DOWN WITH THE POWER!
LONG LIVE ANARCHY!

(this message was brought to you by the People for an Unethical Gamepolitics Off-Topic Forum and was sponsored in part by illegal bribe money.)

[KN]

You see, people, this is the point: there is too much talk in this here land, and not enough action. We aim to change that. Therefore
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v363/King_nintendoid/pixor/1150574238447.gif

[pixelante_ninja]

I sense a campaign slogan.

[KN]

..yes we do ^^

[Thefremen]

Posters of the world unite and overthrow your existing moderators! Free yourselves from the oppression of the existing social structure and elect one of your own into office! In the new off-topic forum, I promise to treat each thread fairly and based on their own merits. Demontestament's pedo links will not be dismissed out of hand, nor will zippy's nonsensical babble!

I say, an owl image in every thread, and an avatar for every user! The power of the ruling class is derived from the mandate of the people!

Oh, and beware of those preaching Anarchy! They are simply jealous of the Bourgeouise but know they are unable to wrest power legitmately. They mean to eliminate legimate organized government so they will be better able to operate their cartels without further interference!

[KN]

Truly the words of a stateman ^^

[Silver_Derstin]

Why vote for the lesser of two evils? Vote for the TRUE evil power of this world!

http://www.palaeos.com/Fungi/FPieces/Images/Cthulu.jpg

Cthulu as GPOT President!

(Paid by the Human as a Delicacy Association and the Cthulu Cultists United.)

[pixelante_ninja]

Sure, we could vote in an evil entity for OT president but think about it, if you supported a truly evil power, would he give you a powerful position when he wins the election. No, he'd give it to his hellspawn, he also eats puppies and kittens and molests sheep. None of those are things we want our president doing.

[John]

I submit to you a new candidate for these elections....

NOBODY!

Yes, total anarchy is the ONLY way you can truly have an Off-Topic Forum, as centralized powers would cause polarization within the proletariat!

DOWN WITH THE POWER!
LONG LIVE ANARCHY!

(this message was brought to you by the People for an Unethical Gamepolitics Off-Topic Forum and was sponsored in part by illegal bribe money.)

You know...I was just about to make an anarchist reply...damn you for beating me too it.

Anyway...those propaganda posters are making me want to vote for...Toll/Theory...

[Grahamr]

Omfg...the best thread ever...i can't even figure out who to support...

[John]

Omfg...the best thread ever...i can't even figure out who to support...

Support proper grammer.

[Ace_ofspade]

Omfg...the best thread ever...i can't even figure out who to support...

Then let me decide for you. Vote Fremen/Nintendoid or goblins will kill you in your sleep.

[Grahamr]

Okay then...either that was a play on my name(my rl name is Graham,i just added an r. that was how i named my Wow character) or you think my grammar sucks. or both of the above. anyway,i consider myself a semi-lit.


Who does John Support? curious...

[Grahamr]

Then let me decide for you. Vote Fremen/Nintendoid or goblins will kill you in your sleep.

Goblins,eh?

...oh,yeah! i guess that's why people don't use the inn in Booty bay or Ratchet.

[John]

Okay then...either that was a play on my name(my rl name is Graham,i just added an r. that was how i named my Wow character) or you think my grammar sucks. or both of the above. anyway,i consider myself a semi-lit.


Who does John Support? curious...

Toll/Theory, cause they're Nazi's, according to Freman/KH campaigne team.

And no, that was now a Godwin moment.

[Theory?]

Damn you! I've lost this thread. I can't leave to go jam for a few hours without losing the whole thread! I resign from the race. If I'm still somehow elected, someone let me know.

[John]

Damn you! I've lost this thread. I can't leave to go jam for a few hours without losing the whole thread! I resign from the race. If I'm still somehow elected, someone let me know.

Well...there goes my vote...

[Grahamr]

Well,i guess that settles it.

*Runs over and joins KN and fremen.*

IMMEDIATE GRAHAMR PRESS RELEASE! THEORY? IS TOO COWARDLY TO RUN FOR OT PRESIDENT!
October 4,2006.
well,i guess that was it folks. recently,theory? has resigned from his position as presidential canidate. clearly,he chickened out because of constant political pressure from both King nintendoid and thefremen. Tollwutig is doomed.

Grahamr Ashcrest
Ironforge musuem district
(Adress and phone number deleted by dennis as to not promote harassment)

[Hank the Tank]

VOTE FOR HANK THE TANK!

I mean seriously, why would you vote for KN or thefremen?

KN has obvious biases and would abuse his power. He would rape you up the butt given the chance. He's also Dutch, and everybody hates the Dutch.

What the hell kind of a name is thefremen anyway? Sounds like a COMMUNIST name to me. He'd never perform his duties anyway since he needs to be a "free man."

Now Hank the Tank, THERE'S a name you can believe in.

Vote for Hank the Tank:

Strong. Sturdy. Stays the course. Blows **** up.

[John]

VOTE FOR HANK THE TANK!

I mean seriously, why would you vote for KN or thefremen?

KN has obvious biases and would abuse his power. He would rape you up the butt given the chance. He's also Dutch, and everybody hates the Dutch.

What the hell kind of a name is thefremen anyway? Sounds like a COMMUNIST name to me. He'd never perform his duties anyway since he needs to be a "free man."

Now Hank the Tank, THERE'S a name you can believe in.

Vote for Hank the Tank:

Strong. Sturdy. Stays the course. Blows **** up.

A communist state with mandatory buttseck?

Dude, you totally just lost my vote.

[Ohma]

My fellow Off-Topicans, we stand at a crossroads in our beloved forum's history. In a few days...or weeks...or months, we will have the first democratic election our forum has ever seen. Who we choose to lead us will determine what road we take into the future.

We all long for a bright future, one where *every* poster is allowed the same rights. A future where words of all colors are welcomed in the same thread; where our posts *do* make a difference. But we must be cautious. The crossroads we stand at has many paths we can follow, but precious few of them lead to where we want to go.

Many have said we should go back, return to the safety of our old ways. My friends, I don't think we have come all this way, only to turn back.

Others have said we should strike out on our own path, and brave the wilderness with neither a map nor flashlight. That is a path I hope we never follow.

Some even believe so strongly in abandoning the old ways that they would spit on our most hallowed traditions, and the accomplishments of our ancestors. My friends, we can not simply abandon our past and culture.


That is why I, Ohma, have chosen to run for OT president, under the banner of the Cosmocratic party. Together, we will find the path to our bright future.

[Hank the Tank]

My fellow Off-Topicans, we stand at a crossroads in our beloved forum's history. In a few days...or weeks...or months, we will have the first democratic election our forum has ever seen. Who we choose to lead us will determine what road we take into the future.

We all long for a bright future, one where *every* poster is allowed the same rights. A future where words of all colors are welcomed in the same thread; where our posts *do* make a difference. But we must be cautious. The crossroads we stand at has many paths we can follow, but precious few of them lead to where we want to go.

Many have said we should go back, return to the safety of our old ways. My friends, I don't think we have come all this way, only to turn back.

Others have said we should strike out on our own path, and brave the wilderness with neither a map nor flashlight. That is a path I hope we never follow.

Some even believe so strongly in abandoning the old ways that they would spit on our most hallowed traditions, and the accomplishments of our ancestors. My friends, we can not simply abandon our past and culture.


That is why I, Ohma, have chosen to run for OT president, under the banner of the Cosmocratic party. Together, we will find the path to our bright future.


Don't trust him fellow OT posters...

Just look at the gleam of PURE EVIL in his eyes... er eye.

You know what that means right?

Communazi.

[Ohma]

Greetings fellow Off-Topicans. Recently there have been accusations leveled against me and the Cosmocratic party. We are neither associated with, nor have ever worked with the Communazi party.

I assure you that the Cosmocratic party only has the best interests of you at heart.

[Hank the Tank]

Then why the eye of pure evil?

[Thefremen]

My fellow off-topicans, I have been forced to defend myself from the aggregious accusations leveled against me. There are some who would accuse me of being a communist, let me be up front about it: the only thing I have in common with communists is my opposition to the Nazis and my love of the common man. Yes, I'm a long time member of the telecom workers union, but if being a union member makes one communist, then so be it! I'll break it to the members of the fraternal brotherhood of police. New York Police.

Some say a ticket with KN is a ticket with mandatory Buttsex. This is not the case, I assure you! Although my opponent is an anal sex enthusiast, as long as I'm around to reign him in, this will not be the case. However, it will be an option. Hear me now and remember me at a later time: we will legalize Sodomy.

Now I ask you, will you want to live under the brutal military state run by a human tank, or a peaceful representative democracy run by The Free Man and the King Nintendoid?

[Hank the Tank]

My fellow off-topicans, I have been forced to defend myself from the aggregious accusations leveled against me. There are some who would accuse me of being a communist, let me be up front about it: the only thing I have in common with communists is my opposition to the Nazis and my love of the common man. Yes, I'm a long time member of the telecom workers union, but if being a union member makes one communist, then so be it! I'll break it to the members of the fraternal brotherhood of police. New York Police.

Some say a ticket with KN is a ticket with mandatory Buttsex. This is not the case, I assure you! Although my opponent is an anal sex enthusiast, as long as I'm around to reign him in, this will not be the case. However, it will be an option. Hear me now and remember me at a later time: we will legalize Sodomy.

Now I ask you, will you want to live under the brutal military state run by a human tank, or a peaceful representative democracy run by The Free Man and the King Nintendoid?


Psh KING Nintendoid? Yeah, that REALLY sounds like a democracy to me. As a king, KN could never accept being second to some one and would eventually usurp the leadership of the party and declare Yaoi reading and anal sex mandatory.

I on the other hand would make sure everyone's freedom and well-being are heavily protected. We tanks have faced great prejudice ever since Megatron and his tank mode. But I assure you! Not all tanks are the tyrants that he is.

Vote for me, and I will protect you and your freedoms with all of my might!

[Thefremen]

KN is a mere figurehead of the Nintendoid people, and it was one of his first acts to establish a Constitutional Monarchy for his people. Now, he has no real power and instead the Prime Minister is the real man in charge. He also gave away all his wealth to help children who have been orphaned by Tank attacks. I think that's your real issue with my long time friend and ally.

[ZippyDSMlee]

I'd vote for KN as long he would make a strong 3rd party and break the horror of the in name only current 2 party system.
and if he dosen't I can always kill him! =^^=

[KN]

I'd vote for KN as long he would make a strong 3rd party and break the horror of the in name only current 2 party system.
and if he dosen't I can always kill him! =^^=

Zippy makes a good argument for electoral reform. We will promise to look into that when in office.

And don't worry, nothing will be mandatory. Except maybe breathing. You should all keep doing that

[ZippyDSMlee]

Zippy makes a good argument for electoral reform. We will promise to look into that when in office.

And if you dont reform, will hang you by your WII's and make sausages out of your instants!

[BetaSword]

*looks around at everyone's not caring*

Well. Since it seems that nobody's bothered to attack my run for presidency yet... I guess that means... I'm the most qualified! Since nobody seems to be able to come up with anything to go against me...

So, anyone wanna be my running mate in our automatic win by default? Or something like that? Cause, I mean, if nobody can come up with any faults... There must not be any!

And I'm totally gonna fail!

[KN]

Ooooor we just don't care enough. A president must stand out of the crowd. You appearantly do not

[ZippyDSMlee]

*looks around at everyone's not caring*

Well. Since it seems that nobody's bothered to attack my run for presidency yet... I guess that means... I'm the most qualified! Since nobody seems to be able to come up with anything to go against me...

So, anyone wanna be my running mate in our automatic win by default? Or something like that? Cause, I mean, if nobody can come up with any faults... There must not be any!

And I'm totally gonna fail!

I hate you because you are smarter than me!!! :P

[Hank the Tank]

*looks around at everyone's not caring*

Well. Since it seems that nobody's bothered to attack my run for presidency yet... I guess that means... I'm the most qualified! Since nobody seems to be able to come up with anything to go against me...

So, anyone wanna be my running mate in our automatic win by default? Or something like that? Cause, I mean, if nobody can come up with any faults... There must not be any!

And I'm totally gonna fail!

Hmmm... you wouldn't happen to frequen a certain GameFAQs message board would you?

*Eyes avatar*

Anyway, back to the topic on hand

You could never trust a man who aligns himself with Gendo, the man who manipulated dozens of people and almost brought about the end of the world just so he could fulfill his own selfish desires.

KN is a mere figurehead of the Nintendoid people, and it was one of his first acts to establish a Constitutional Monarchy for his people. Now, he has no real power and instead the Prime Minister is the real man in charge. He also gave away all his wealth to help children who have been orphaned by Tank attacks. I think that's your real issue with my long time friend and ally.


You once again presume that all tanks are the same. I assure you that such attacks are done by a radical minority of my people. I in no way am a part of their group or condone their actions. I have even defended other from them on multiple occasions.

Remeber my fellow OT posters, even Father Time hates the Dutchhttp://sluggy.com/daily.php?date=040109. (http://sluggy.com/daily.php?date=040109) There has to be a reason why, and do reallly want to find out when it would be too late to stop him?

[ZippyDSMlee]

Hmmm... you wouldn't happen to frequen a certain GameFAQs message board would you?

*Eyes avatar*

Dont forget gamefaqs is really gamespot.

[Demontestament]

Holy ****, I make this topic right before I leave work last night and I come back and it has boomed O.o, well I see there are many well addressed canidates in the race so I will be making a political(completely off topic) debate for today. Consider me CNN of these fourms ^^.

Topic for 10/5/2006.


*Sitting in a chair behind a desk in a business suit* This first question is for all the canidates. How would you deal with a sudden climb in the ignorace level of Off Topic Land? (debate ends 2:20pm Pacific time)

[Anjin-San]

*Man in red/black suit walks in. Room is very quiet*

I'd extend the pimp hand, and raise the eyebrow.

They'd be cut down like wheat.

And that's just diplomacy....

[KN]

Holy ****, I make this topic right before I leave work last night and I come back and it has boomed O.o, well I see there are many well addressed canidates in the race so I will be making a political(completely off topic) debate for today. Consider me CNN of these fourms ^^.

Topic for 10/5/2006.


*Sitting in a chair behind a desk in a business suit* This first question is for all the canidates. How would you deal with a sudden climb in the ignorace level of Off Topic Land? (debate ends 2:20pm Pacific time)

Remember that ignorance is not a crime. Working hard to REMAIN ignorant is, however. All we need to do is extend our services to those who are ignorant on a subject, and educate them. The few who wish to remain ignorant may do so, but they will simply be ignored.

You don't have to crush them beneath your feet when you can crush them beneath the lawlhyoog boulder that is knowledge.

[Ohma]

Topic for 10/5/2006.


*Sitting in a chair behind a desk in a business suit* This first question is for all the canidates. How would you deal with a sudden climb in the ignorace level of Off Topic Land? (debate ends 2:20pm Pacific time)

That's an excellent question De.

Education is one of my greatest concerns. As president, I would support the institution of the Re-Education act, which, when combined with my Universal Cybernetics Initiative would increase the intelligence of our posts 10 fold.

[Thefremen]

Holy ****, I make this topic right before I leave work last night and I come back and it has boomed O.o, well I see there are many well addressed canidates in the race so I will be making a political(completely off topic) debate for today. Consider me CNN of these fourms ^^.

Topic for 10/5/2006.


*Sitting in a chair behind a desk in a business suit* This first question is for all the canidates. How would you deal with a sudden climb in the ignorace level of Off Topic Land? (debate ends 2:20pm Pacific time)

Ignorance is a problem which can undermine and destroy a forum community, and it is a problem which I take seriously. My solution has always been consistant: to taunt and jibe the ignorant until they'd rather go to the trouble to inform themselves instead of facing further ego-destroying taunting. This solution has always provided a good laugh to all, and education for some.

[Ace_ofspade]

As SoD under thefremen/KN, I would be fully willing to declare war on any other forum/website that links here, and lets in the aforementioned flow of stupid/ignorant people. Oh, there will be casualties, most of you will die and the rest of you will have to live inside of your dead teammates for warmth. But it will be a sacrifice I'm willing to make.

[ZippyDSMlee]

As SoD under thefremen/KN, I would be fully willing to declare war on any other forum/website that links here, and lets in the aforementioned flow of stupid/ignorant people. Oh, there will be casualties, most of you will die and the rest of you will have to live inside of your dead teammates for warmth. But it will be a sacrifice I'm willing to make.

So like....your SOD number 1 then? 0_o

[Theory?]

I'm re-entering this race. I'm not sure of who the candidates are anymore, but I'm running by myself and my cabinet will be selected once I'm in office. I don't really have any stance on any issues, but on an unrelated note, I documents proving that everyone else running eats babies. Now tell me, do you want to be ruled by a bunch of baby eaters? That could be your baby!

[Tollwutig]

I hereby declare this race null and void. No matter who wins, Theory? and I will remain the Supreme Rulers of the Off-Topic, and who ever is elected President will be nothing more than a puppet to our Moderating whims. Sure theFremen can be elected, and he can give a nice speech making many declarations, but Theory? or myself must approve of said speech. If we do not the speech can be altered, or made to disappear entirely.



So therefore this election is a fraud, Theory? and Tollwutig are hereby declared Supreme Rulers and cannot be un-elected except by Dennis himself.

[Demontestament]

I'm re-entering this race. I'm not sure of who the candidates are anymore, but I'm running by myself and my cabinet will be selected once I'm in office. I don't really have any stance on any issues, but on an unrelated note, I documents proving that everyone else running eats babies. Now tell me, do you want to be ruled by a bunch of baby eaters? That could be your baby!

I eat children.

[Theory?]

I eat children.

I wouldn't go around making such declarations.

But Tollwutig is right, no matter what, we still pwn all of you.

[Thefremen]

This can only mean one thing: we lose.

[Ohma]

This can only mean one thing: it's time to start a new thread!

Indeed, we cannot allow the tyranny of the so called "Moderators" to return! Thefremen, I extend to you an offer, if we work together, we can return democracy to our home forum once more.

[KN]

*epic music*

FOR OFFTOPIC LAND!

[Grahamr]

I hereby declare this race null and void. No matter who wins, Theory? and I will remain the Supreme Rulers of the Off-Topic, and who ever is elected President will be nothing more than a puppet to our Moderating whims. Sure theFremen can be elected, and he can give a nice speech making many declarations, but Theory? or myself must approve of said speech. If we do not the speech can be altered, or made to disappear entirely.



So therefore this election is a fraud, Theory? and Tollwutig are hereby declared Supreme Rulers and cannot be un-elected except by Dennis himself.

We can create our own forum and ban you when you join it.

Consider that.

[KN]

Be warned, Theory?. For a mass-scale exodus to ZLF is a possibility. There, a land exists like what Offtopic Land should be. A land of freedom, and the occassional buttseckz.

AND DO NOT FORGET THAT WITHIN THOSE BORDERS I AM A ****ING GOD.

A benevolent god, of course.

[Anjin-San]

I hereby declare this race null and void. No matter who wins, Theory? and I will remain the Supreme Rulers of the Off-Topic, and who ever is elected President will be nothing more than a puppet to our Moderating whims. Sure theFremen can be elected, and he can give a nice speech making many declarations, but Theory? or myself must approve of said speech. If we do not the speech can be altered, or made to disappear entirely.



So therefore this election is a fraud, Theory? and Tollwutig are hereby declared Supreme Rulers and cannot be un-elected except by Dennis himself.

Thank God for Plan C. I totally had dibs on puppet. I have to warn you though, my *****ern accent isn't my best one. Can I sound Midwestern and semi-tolerant?

(Why is **** acceptable, but not s o u t h?)

[pixelante_ninja]

This can only mean one thing: we lose.
The evil communist moderators sink so far again. War is at hand.

[BetaSword]

Hmmm... you wouldn't happen to frequen a certain GameFAQs message board would you?

*Eyes avatar*

Anyway, back to the topic on hand

Err... Well, I visit GameFAQs, but not any specific board... And that avatar is actually a picture of me. Kinda. Got the extras from 4chan.

And maybe I do stand out from the crowd. Maybe I stand out by NOT standing out. You know, with that whole conforming by not conforming thing...

I dunno.

Or we could all band together against the mods. And have some sort of off-topic civil war...

Hrmm.

[Thefremen]

Ohma, I accept your offer and propose we establish a base on Yavin 4. :)

[KN]

ZERG RUSH GO GO GO GO GO

Now now now ^^

[Hank the Tank]

Err... Well, I visit GameFAQs, but not any specific board... And that avatar is actually a picture of me. Kinda. Got the extras from 4chan.

There's some guy over there that claims he looks a lot like Gendo and shows a picture similar to that one every so often on the Adult Swim board.

Just thought you were him.

[John]

Wow. This went from a Presidential election to a political war between Nazi's, Commies, and Buttseckers.

Democracy has failed AGAIN!

[Grahamr]

Praise the rebellion!

[ZippyDSMlee]

Wow. This went from a Presidential election to a political war between Nazi's, Commies, and Buttseckers.

Democracy has failed AGAIN!
Democracy always winds up degrading into a kindergarten fight of mindless mobs pretending to be something they are not....

Republicans are no longer Republicans they are funnie fundies trying to screw over the world,hell forget bizzness thats 3rd or 4th to the things they must do.....


Democrats are trying to be to friendly with their killer...or at least try and sleep with him once.....or twice....just because tis the PC thing to do,the poor? our poor are not good enough for us so in oder to do whats PC we must go after the WORLDS POOR and bring them in and take are of them and leech votes from.....

[Grahamr]

This can only mean one thing: we lose.

Hahahaha! i'm toying around with Grahamr's post,and there's nothing you puny lower-class posters can do about it! FACISM FTW!-Theory?
I concur.-Tollwutig

[pixelante_ninja]

Hey I have an idea, how about we kill Theory? and/or Tollwutig by giving him a bomb and a lit match.

[Silver_Derstin]

Democracy has failed AGAIN!

When did Democracy ever work?

[Grahamr]

Oh my god! did you see how those vandals rudely deleted my text and bastardized it with their own propaganda??? we must rise against them!

[John]

When did Democracy ever work?

Well, there was that one time back in, when was it? 82? 83?

[Ace_ofspade]

Hahahaha! i'm toying around with Grahamr's post,and there's nothing you puny lower-class posters can do about it! FACISM FTW!-Theory?
Theory?, these powers have corrupted you! The theory?... no, the skemodan I knew wasn't a facist prick! He was a generic poster who pretty much blended in with the rest of us geeks! You were the chosen one! It was said that you would help destroy the media-controlling suits, not join them! Bring balance to the forum, not leave it in darkness! You were my brother, Skemodan. I loved you! You are far less now than what you were, you are more than half machine, you are like a painter gone blind, a composer gone deaf, you remember where the power was but the power you can touch is only a memory! I know there is good in you, I know Tollwutig hasn't driven it from you fully! Come to your senses and redeem yourself!

[Theory?]

Funny story, that last one wasn't me. Go harass Tollwutig for a change. I do stuff blatantly, he's the devious one...always lurking in the shadows. He would go so far as to frame his own comrade. I don't frame comrades.

[pixelante_ninja]

Then you should obviously run independant of Tollwutig, he's obviously trying to scapegoat you and will strip you of your power as soon as he gets the chance.

[Theory?]

I said I was running independant and my cabinet would be chosed post election, meaning if you kiss my ass now, you'll be rewarded in the future.

[pixelante_ninja]

How Dare You!
I WOULD NEVER, I'm too busy kissing Thefremen's and KN's ass!
Oh and BTW thefremen and KN, Secretary of State would be a nice position... :wink:

[Theory?]

Yeah, except they can't actually do anything.

[Ace_ofspade]

Then you should obviously run independant of Tollwutig, he's obviously trying to scapegoat you and will strip you of your power as soon as he gets the chance.

See, the analogies are clear cut. Tollwutig is Palpatine, Theory? is Darth Vader, thefremen is Luke, KN is Han, you're Chewbacca, and I'm... uh... Lando(?)

[Theory?]

See, the analogies are clear cut. Tollwutig is Palpatine, Theory? is Darth Vader, thefremen is Luke, KN is Han, you are Chewbacca, and I'm... uh... Lando(?)

Are you black?

[pixelante_ninja]

See, the analogies are clear cut. Tollwutig is Palpatine, Theory? is Darth Vader, thefremen is Luke, KN is Han, you're Chewbacca, and I'm... uh... Lando(?)
You're right, it all makes sense, that means eventually Theory? will stop abusing his mod powers and will instead turn into a force ghost.
Wait... I'm Chewbacca... kickass.

[Ace_ofspade]

Are you black?

No, but I do ride around with KN and PN in the ship. I'm also a worthless character in all this.

[Theory?]

You're right, it all makes sense, that means eventually Theory? will stop abusing his mod powers and will instead turn into a force ghost.
Wait... I'm Chewbacca... kickass.

YOu can't be Chewbacca, I'm already Jewbacca in Rude Solo (http://www.myspace.com/rudesolo)...except you'll have to wait for the album to drop to hear Jewbacca's rhyming skills. For now you can listen to Theory? spit the hot ****.

No, but I do ride around with KN and PN in the ship. I'm also a pointless character in all this.

Did you lose a ship to KN in a game of cards?

[Ace_ofspade]

Did you lose a ship to KN in a game of cards?
I lost more then that. I'd... rather not talk about it.

[Theory?]

I lost more then that. I'd... rather not talk about it.

Well either way, according you your avatar you're more Darth Vader than me. I'm just a chilled out stoner. You want someone chill, not some faggy Dutchman with a short temper and little-to-no common sense.

[Ohma]

Well either way, according you your avatar you're more Darth Vader than me. I'm just a chilled out stoner. You want someone chill, not some faggy Dutchman with a short temper and little-to-no common sense.

Agreed, having returned from my breif stay at your re-education center I now see the folly in resisting you and Toll (and I now sound like Henry Kissinger...apparently). We need a stable government, not anarchy and anal sex.

[Ace_ofspade]

Agreed, having returned from my breif stay at your re-education center I now see the folly in resisting you and Toll (and I now sound like Henry Kissinger...apparently). We need a stable government, not anarchy and anal sex.

http://www.neweyestudio.com/ebayE/ebe436.jpg

You WILL vote for thefremen.

[KN]

The revolution cannot be stopped, for we gave birth to an idea. An idea shall never die as long as there are human beings to share it. You may not fear us, but you certainly fear the idea.

And the idea shall be your downfall

[Hank the Tank]

I have chosen to align my self with thefremen cause, not only because I am too lazy to continue running, but also because we must band together to oppose the tyranny of the mods.

Lord thefremen, YOU HAVE MY GUN.

[pixelante_ninja]

And you have my... what do I have... well my avatar is Vivi...ok
You have my ability to blow **** up.

[Ace_ofspade]

I propose that we do this every year, two admins will be in power, election date comes, the previous two are stripped of their title, and admins are made of the winners.

EDIT: There are plenty of mods here, but only one admin right now.

[Theory?]

There's only one admin for a reason.

I could care less about president. At the end of the day, the mods are still the mods and we are trusted with the final say in anything that actually matters. If you guys want a president, that's cool, but be warned, if you're president, that means you're simply a figurehead to the mods.

ON THE OTHER HAND....

www.stereoalliance.com/forums

That's my website. We just launched our forums very recently. We're looking for new members, and mods (since we have none). I'm just puttin' that out there.

[Thefremen]

There's only one admin for a reason.

I could care less about president. At the end of the day, the mods are still the mods and we are trusted with the final say in anything that actually matters. If you guys want a president, that's cool, but be warned, if you're president, that means you're simply a figurehead to the mods.

ON THE OTHER HAND....

www.stereoalliance.com/forums

That's my website. We just launched our forums very recently. We're looking for new members, and mods (since we have none). I'm just puttin' that out there.

I'll never join you! That's not true, that's impossible!

[pixelante_ninja]

I propose that we do this every year, two admins will be in power, election date comes, the previous two are stripped of their title, and admins are made of the winners.

EDIT: There are plenty of mods here, but only one admin right now.
That's actually probaly a bad idea, while I'm not saying that thefremen or KN could admin a forum (kn does already) I think that's just a recipe for chaos. And not the fun kind either.

[Theory?]

http://www.gamepoliticsforums.com/memberlist.php?&order=DESC&sort=posts&pp=30

I have teh highers poasts numbuhz tan j00!!!

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\/073 4 m3!!!

[Grahamr]

Wow,this rebellion sure is awesome

i think we should This portion of the post has been deleted for encouraging harassment. Man,i love being a mod. just quit it already,Grahamr.-Toll

[Ace_ofspade]

Wow,this rebellion sure is awesome

i think we should This portion of the post has been deleted for encouraging harassment. Man,i love being a mod. just quit it already,Grahamr.-Toll

What did you say? If I don't find out, I won't sleep tonight. PM me.

[Thefremen]

That's actually probaly a bad idea, while I'm not saying that thefremen or KN could admin a forum (kn does already) I think that's just a recipe for chaos. And not the fun kind either.

Yeah I don't want to be an admin here. I'd have to be responsible and accountable.

[KN]

Calm down, men. Today is friday, a Pastafarian Holy Day. We're supposed to take it easy today.

Tomorrow, we come crashing through the gates with the might of a 4chan invasion force.

Just twice the Goatse.

[Grahamr]

a 4chan invasion force....your kidding me,right?


Theory and Tollwutig stand no chance.

[ZippyDSMlee]

what is this 4chan?

[KN]

what is this 4chan?

My peoples' homeland.


We do share it with the pedos, but we're not like them. Or the furries.

[ZippyDSMlee]

My peoples' homeland.


We do share it with the pedos, but we're not like them. Or the furries.

pedos(anyhting under 12) are evil and should be shot on sight furries should be loved but that dose not explaine what 4chan is...

[Hank the Tank]

It's mostly a porn/hentai/OMGWTFISTHAT site.

I think it has other stuff too...

Just check wikipedia you lazy bastard.

[KN]

One can sum it up as ****TING DICKNIPPLES

Or something like that.


I think Moot has started to shoot pedos on sight nowadays.

[ZippyDSMlee]

It's mostly a porn/hentai/OMGWTFISTHAT site.

I think it has other stuff too...

Just check wikipedia you lazy bastard.

at least give a link you lazy bastard :P

[Thefremen]

at least give a link you lazy bastard :P

http://www.4chan.org/

Welcome to 1996, we just invented Yahoo! try it out it's pretty neat.

[KN]

Ask Jeeves is superior :@

ALL BOW BEFORE JEEVES!

[ZippyDSMlee]

http://www.4chan.org/

Welcome to 1996, we just invented Yahoo! try it out it's pretty neat.

I was talking abotu a wikilink,I use goolge anyway,I use to use meta cralwer and all the other big search engines in the 96-98 era.

[Thefremen]

Ask Jeeves is superior :@

ALL BOW BEFORE JEEVES!

But Yahoo predated it, hence the joke dumbass. Yahoo was the first GOOD search engine.

I miss ftp btw.

[KN]

Still *sniff* Jeeves was legendary. And now he's gone T_T

[Ace_ofspade]

Back to the actual topic...
We need another debate question.

[Theory?]

The debate thread closes on Sunday and the next one opens on Monday. Dem's da rulez. Tollwutig will be choosing next week's topic as well since I don't know if I'll be around on Sunday.

[Ace_ofspade]

Does anyone care anymore? Ah well, it was fun while it lasted.

[Thefremen]

Does anyone care anymore? Ah well, it was fun while it lasted.

Nope, this joke is dead and noone cares. If there is a hell, I'll see you there!