Hello, GP.

[Zeta]

I suppose you could call me Zeta. I often lurk around GP and occasionally comment under the name JQuilty.

For a sappy intro, I like gaming, digital art, and Mobile Suit Gundam.

I like GP, so here's to a happy stay.

[Grahamr]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v363/King_nintendoid/pixor/yhelotharcats.png



Welcome to GP. You're ours now. Here's what you can expect.

You'll stay for a while, see a few threads, laugh a bit, and see a few odd things. You'll bookmark the place for further amusement. This is where it all begins.

Before too long, you'll find yourself checking on GP in increased frequencies. First it'll happen occasionally during the week. Then once every day or so. Then more frequently. You'll find yourself checking on it twice a day. Three times. Once per hour. Before you know it, you'll be browsing it for hours at a time.

Slowly, your life will take a back-seat to GP. You'll find yourself forgetting to call people. You'll be late for work because you'll be reading legendary threads. Slowly, your life will decline into a mindless chaos.

As GP and /OT/ slowly consume your mind, your humor will be replaced with our humor. You'll become glued to GP. It'll be the only place you feel accepted. And then, you'll start accepting the weirder conventions. You'll find yourself fapping to all sorts of odd things you used to find disgusting. But now it'll all be commonplace for you, as a normal part of your life. Your personality.

And then, someday down the road, you'll realize what has happened to you. Your loved ones will have left you. You'll be alone. Unemployed. Struggling to survive. And worst of all, you'll be hooked. You won't be able to fight it, because we will be all you know, and all you remember. You'll slowly dissolve into madness, or mindless stupidity. Whichever comes first. And then, one day, you will snap, and all remains of your former self will be crushed under our weight.

Welcome, my friend. Welcome, my brother.

Welcome to your new home.

Welcome to GP.

((Haha, Pwned!!! :) ))

[Theory?]

Hello. My name is Theory?. You can call me God, Awesome, or Super-Great...or Theory?...I respond to any of those.

I'm one of the many mods that keeps these forums running. Word to the wise, if you like your sanity, avoid OT.

King Nintendoid, our resident Dutch loser will be posting some really retarded welcome message eventually, so watch out for that and don't let it scare you away. We're a good bunch...but yeah, OT = cespool of madness.

EDIT: Nevermind. It seems Grahamr, our resident poser, posted the welcome message as I was typing this.

[Grahamr]

Hello. My name is Theory?. You can call me God, Awesome, or Super-Great...or Theory?...I respond to any of those.

I'm one of the many mods that keeps these forums running. Word to the wise, if you like your sanity, avoid OT.

King Nintendoid, our resident Dutch loser will be posting some really retarded welcome message eventually, so watch out for that and don't let it scare you away. We're a good bunch...but yeah, OT = cespool of madness.

EDIT: Nevermind. It seems Grahamr, our resident poser, posted the welcome message as I was typing this.

WOOT!!!! Yup, I'm a poser alright!:)

I Take pleasure in plagarizing people's copypasta and using it for my own ends(Copypasta=Copied and Pasted paragraphs of text/links/urls/images)

And be careful, should you stray into off-topic, you may have to contend with a demon who got summoned by Dennis, named Demontestament:D. He likes posting CNN stories. Plese stay away from him.

[Zeta]

Before too long, you'll find yourself checking on GP in increased frequencies. First it'll happen occasionally during the week. Then once every day or so. Then more frequently. You'll find yourself checking on it twice a day. Three times. Once per hour. Before you know it, you'll be browsing it for hours at a time.


Actually, I'm already there. Just never signed up here. :P

[Cecil475]

Before too long, you'll find yourself checking on GP in increased frequencies. First it'll happen occasionally during the week. Then once every day or so. Then more frequently. You'll find yourself checking on it twice a day. Three times. Once per hour. Before you know it, you'll be browsing it for hours at a time.

second that.

I'm Cecil475.
Most call me Warren, the name I sign all my post by. I don't normaly respond to the "Introduce yourself" thread becuase I don't usually have anything really witty to say like KN (Although he usually just posts a pic of a couple of kittens in a cardboard box.)

But here I is. And I has nothing witty or interesting to say. :(

Anywhoo, welcome to the fourms.

- Warren Lewis

[Dagrak]

Welcome to GP, you, like your father, are now miiine...no wait...wrong message.

Welcome to the site, there is no going back BWA HA HA HA HA!!

[KN]

I must prevent Grahamr from stealing MY copypasta.

I must remove his fingers >.>

[Grahamr]

*Snicker*

We need to Name that copypasta. How about..."The Nintendoid Copypasta?"

Just like "The Konami code".

Hell, i don't know.

[KN]

Nintendoid is a completely different guy, and having his name in the copypasta is something he would take advantage of.

It's KN.

[Grahamr]

Oh yea, i forgot about him....Maybe we should invite him over here:)