Hello

[Obsidian77]

Just wanted to say hello. I am a new user here on this site. I read about it in an article in Game Informer and I must say I am very impressed with the site and the community so far.

A little about me...Im a 29 year old gamer. Been gaming since I was a child. I am also a parent of 5 (yes 5) children. 3 of them are gaming age. I play alot of games myself and I also play alot of games with my children. I keep open opinions and try not to preach to others about my stance on things. Whats right for me may not always be right for you, ya know what I mean.

Anyway, Im anxious to become part of the community here and hope to meet and speak (type?) with all of you soon. Take care.

[Theory?]

Awesome, I get to welcome you before King Nintendoid and Grahamr come in and ruin this place for you.

Eventually two imbeciles are going to start posting weird rants and pictures of cats to try and scare you, but if you just ignore them and remember that one of them is Dutch, and therefore inferior, this site can be pretty enjoyable.

I would advise staying away from OT if you like your sanity.

[KN]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v363/King_nintendoid/pixor/yhelotharcats.png
Welcome to GP. You're ours now. Here's what you can expect.

You'll stay for a while, see a few threads, laugh a bit, and see a few odd things. You'll bookmark the place for further amusement. This is where it all begins.

Before too long, you'll find yourself checking on GP in increased frequencies. First it'll happen occasionally during the week. Then once every day or so. Then more frequently. You'll find yourself checking on it twice a day. Three times. Once per hour. Before you know it, you'll be browsing it for hours at a time.

Slowly, your life will take a back-seat to GP. You'll find yourself forgetting to call people. You'll be late for work because you'll be reading legendary threads. Slowly, your life will decline into a mindless chaos.

As GP and /OT/ slowly consume your mind, your humor will be replaced with our humor. You'll become glued to GP. It'll be the only place you feel accepted. And then, you'll start accepting the weirder conventions. You'll find yourself fapping to all sorts of odd things you used to find disgusting. But now it'll all be commonplace for you, as a normal part of your life. Your personality.

And then, someday down the road, you'll realize what has happened to you. Your loved ones will have left you. You'll be alone. Unemployed. Struggling to survive. And worst of all, you'll be hooked. You won't be able to fight it, because we will be all you know, and all you remember. You'll slowly dissolve into madness, or mindless stupidity. Whichever comes first. And then, one day, you will snap, and all remains of your former self will be crushed under our weight.

Welcome, my friend. Welcome, my brother.

Welcome to your new home.

Welcome to GP.

[steelcobra]

At least it's not /b/.

http://www.knitemare.org/cats/cat1lolds5.jpg

[KN]

At least it's not /b/.

................yet

[steelcobra]

Well, the threat of moderation helps.

[Theory?]

At least it's not /b/.

http://www.knitemare.org/cats/cat1lolds5.jpg

If I ever see that picture again, everyone dies.

All of you.

Dead.

[KN]

If I ever see that picture again, everyone dies.

All of you.

Dead.

You do know that you basically just said "If I see that ****ing cat again..", right?

Which is a /b/ meme.

[Theory?]

You do know that you basically just said "If I see that ****ing cat again..", right?

Which is a /b/ meme.

I won't go near that site. I just read the mindless nonsense you and fremen post here from that site and it just makes me hurt. I stop at Uncyclopedia in terms of internet memes. That's all I can handle.

[Grahamr]

Eh, be lucky you visit this forum more then i do nowadays, KN.

Anyway, i have now taken to Posting your Copypasta.....On Other forums!

EDIT: I could even link them to you.

Oh, and hello, mr.newbie. Enjoy your stay at GP.

[KN]

My Copypasta :@

[Thefremen]

Ya know, when I read about gp in gi I thought "I wonder if anyone will visit because of this. I also wonder if Sony will file a patent for a motion sensing scheme." And wouldn't you know it, I got both my answers today. (Joystick has links to a patent filed by sony)

Welcome and have fun. OT is dangerous so be warned.