Hi from quebec

[Rookie_One]

hi, im from quebec and i mainly play on xbox and NGC, i discovered the site fairly recently and i liked it nearly immediatly :)

[Hannah]

Oooh, another Canadian! We're taking over :D

[Ace_ofspade]

Welcome to GP. You're ours now. Here's what you can expect.

You'll stay for a while, see a few threads, laugh a bit, and see a few odd things. You'll bookmark the place for further amusement. This is where it all begins.

Before too long, you'll find yourself checking on GP in increased frequencies. First it'll happen occasionally during the week. Then once every day or so. Then more frequently. You'll find yourself checking on it twice a day. Three times. Once per hour. Before you know it, you'll be browsing it for hours at a time.

Slowly, your life will take a back-seat to GP. You'll find yourself forgetting to call people. You'll be late for work because you'll be reading legendary threads. Slowly, your life will decline into a mindless chaos.

As GP and /OT/ slowly consume your mind, your humor will be replaced with our humor. You'll become glued to GP. It'll be the only place you feel accepted. And then, you'll start accepting the weirder conventions. You'll find yourself fapping to all sorts of odd things you used to find disgusting. But now it'll all be commonplace for you, as a normal part of your life. Your personality.

And then, someday down the road, you'll realize what has happened to you. Your loved ones will have left you. You'll be alone. Unemployed. Struggling to survive. And worst of all, you'll be hooked. You won't be able to fight it, because we will be all you know, and all you remember. You'll slowly dissolve into madness, or mindless stupidity. Whichever comes first. And then, one day, you will snap, and all remains of your former self will be crushed under our weight.

Welcome, my friend. Welcome, my brother.

Welcome to your new home.

Welcome to GP.

KN/Grahmar-
Looks like I beat both you guys to it. Suck it.

[KN]

My copypasta. However, I still have this:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v363/King_nintendoid/pixor/yhelotharcats.png

[Thefremen]

hi, im from quebec and i mainly play on xbox and NGC, i discovered the site fairly recently and i liked it nearly immediatly :)

Well of course, I post here so what's not to love? Also, Hannah is here. I'm sure the forum has other qualities...

[GamePolitics]

welcome to the big leagues, Rookie...

;)

[KN]

Holy ****, he got greeted by Dennis himself O_O

[Ace_ofspade]

Holy ****, he got greeted by Dennis himself O_O

He is destined for greatness.

[KN]

He is destined for greatness.

Which means we must kill him now before he rises to power.

[Ace_ofspade]

Which means we must kill him now before he rises to power.
..........Alright, Demon, pick your favourite. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_methods_of_execution)

[Grahamr]

Welcome to GP. You're ours now. Here's what you can expect.

You'll stay for a while, see a few threads, laugh a bit, and see a few odd things. You'll bookmark the place for further amusement. This is where it all begins.

Before too long, you'll find yourself checking on GP in increased frequencies. First it'll happen occasionally during the week. Then once every day or so. Then more frequently. You'll find yourself checking on it twice a day. Three times. Once per hour. Before you know it, you'll be browsing it for hours at a time.

Slowly, your life will take a back-seat to GP. You'll find yourself forgetting to call people. You'll be late for work because you'll be reading legendary threads. Slowly, your life will decline into a mindless chaos.

As GP and /OT/ slowly consume your mind, your humor will be replaced with our humor. You'll become glued to GP. It'll be the only place you feel accepted. And then, you'll start accepting the weirder conventions. You'll find yourself fapping to all sorts of odd things you used to find disgusting. But now it'll all be commonplace for you, as a normal part of your life. Your personality.

And then, someday down the road, you'll realize what has happened to you. Your loved ones will have left you. You'll be alone. Unemployed. Struggling to survive. And worst of all, you'll be hooked. You won't be able to fight it, because we will be all you know, and all you remember. You'll slowly dissolve into madness, or mindless stupidity. Whichever comes first. And then, one day, you will snap, and all remains of your former self will be crushed under our weight.

Welcome, my friend. Welcome, my brother.

Welcome to your new home.

Welcome to GP.

KN/Grahmar-
Looks like I beat both you guys to it. Suck it.

YOU BASTARD!!!! Now i have two people to contend with. next time guys, next time.


EDIT: LOLed at the part about dennis and the killing and the Samson effect qoute.