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Brokenscope
12-07-2006, 07:41 PM
Hi, I'm Brokenscope(Andrew). You have probably witnessed one my posts where I go from thoughtful to borderline nuts then back again all in the course of one sentence. You have probably cringed, possibly even winced while viewing me abuse grammar in many ways that are not supported by the church.

I'm a highly opinionated college student(Imagine that an opinionated college student). I'm working my way to get a CS or game design degree, in any case I'm going to walk out of college with a MS in CS(Not counter strike).
I have been thrown from a church and from a bar in less than 24 hours.

I am politically moderate, and I am a non-denominational Christian, what ever the hell that is supposed to be, and I believe that the 2nd amendment give teeth to the 1st amendment.

I would tell you I am cynical, but you just wouldn't believe me.

I already check here at least 2 times an hour when I have a computer. So you already know I'm an addict. I'm the same way with slashdot. mmmmmm mod points..... mod points..... need more....... they are like crack.

So, Hi!

Brokenscope
12-07-2006, 07:43 PM
Oh and I'm a gamer. My first card was a voodoo2 16mb in a PCI slot. My first love was tribes 2.

My classics are Freespace and FS2.

KN
12-07-2006, 08:05 PM
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Welcome to GP. You're ours now. Here's what you can expect.

You'll stay for a while, see a few threads, laugh a bit, and see a few odd things. You'll bookmark the place for further amusement. This is where it all begins.

Before too long, you'll find yourself checking on GP in increased frequencies. First it'll happen occasionally during the week. Then once every day or so. Then more frequently. You'll find yourself checking on it twice a day. Three times. Once per hour. Before you know it, you'll be browsing it for hours at a time.

Slowly, your life will take a back-seat to GP. You'll find yourself forgetting to call people. You'll be late for work because you'll be reading legendary threads. Slowly, your life will decline into a mindless chaos.

As GP and /OT/ slowly consume your mind, your humor will be replaced with our humor. You'll become glued to GP. It'll be the only place you feel accepted. And then, you'll start accepting the weirder conventions. You'll find yourself fapping to all sorts of odd things you used to find disgusting. But now it'll all be commonplace for you, as a normal part of your life. Your personality.

And then, someday down the road, you'll realize what has happened to you. Your loved ones will have left you. You'll be alone. Unemployed. Struggling to survive. And worst of all, you'll be hooked. You won't be able to fight it, because we will be all you know, and all you remember. You'll slowly dissolve into madness, or mindless stupidity. Whichever comes first. And then, one day, you will snap, and all remains of your former self will be crushed under our weight.

Welcome, my friend. Welcome, my brother.

Welcome to your new home.

Welcome to GP.

Dagrak
12-08-2006, 09:30 AM
Ah, another for our ranks. Welcome, fleshy mortal, to your eternity! Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!



Cookie?

Grahamr
12-08-2006, 12:03 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v363/King_nintendoid/pixor/yhelotharcats.png

Welcome to GP. You're ours now. Here's what you can expect.

You'll stay for a while, see a few threads, laugh a bit, and see a few odd things. You'll bookmark the place for further amusement. This is where it all begins.

Before too long, you'll find yourself checking on GP in increased frequencies. First it'll happen occasionally during the week. Then once every day or so. Then more frequently. You'll find yourself checking on it twice a day. Three times. Once per hour. Before you know it, you'll be browsing it for hours at a time.

Slowly, your life will take a back-seat to GP. You'll find yourself forgetting to call people. You'll be late for work because you'll be reading legendary threads. Slowly, your life will decline into a mindless chaos.

As GP and /OT/ slowly consume your mind, your humor will be replaced with our humor. You'll become glued to GP. It'll be the only place you feel accepted. And then, you'll start accepting the weirder conventions. You'll find yourself fapping to all sorts of odd things you used to find disgusting. But now it'll all be commonplace for you, as a normal part of your life. Your personality.

And then, someday down the road, you'll realize what has happened to you. Your loved ones will have left you. You'll be alone. Unemployed. Struggling to survive. And worst of all, you'll be hooked. You won't be able to fight it, because we will be all you know, and all you remember. You'll slowly dissolve into madness, or mindless stupidity. Whichever comes first. And then, one day, you will snap, and all remains of your former self will be crushed under our weight.

Welcome, my friend. Welcome, my brother.

Welcome to your new home.

Welcome to GP.

You may have won this round...but the next member....


Wellcome, Brokenscope! Did Daniel's.......umm...ranty.....things force you off wordpress?:D

Kinda sad, she can write informative,enlightening, and well-written posts if she so chooses, but instead she rants with too many !s.

Thefremen
12-08-2006, 02:50 PM
You may have won this round...but the next member....


Wellcome, Brokenscope! Did Daniel's.......umm...ranty.....things force you off wordpress?:D

Kinda sad, she can write informative,enlightening, and well-written posts if she so chooses, but instead she rants with too many !s.

Daniel=female? Huh. Anyways, welcome. Watch out for random thread deletion/closure!