Greatest Lines from Video Games

[Demontestament]

Ok I am going to rip off the recent "100 greatest Chatchphrases" story with a "Greatest Lines from Video Games" Why you may ask? Because I am bored as **** and if you are at work like me, chances are so are you. Please only put 2 or 3 at a time and give a few people the chance to post before

"All your base are belong to us" - CATS "Zero Wing" (had too, for great justice)

"Blue Warrior needs food badly" -Gauntlett

[Hannah]

"How appropriate. You fight like a cow." - Monkey Island

[Garbage Pail Kid]

"You spoony bard!" - FF4

[kurisu7885]

"This is the last dance for Lance Vance!!!!!" -Vice city

"Now we'll see what you're made of" "What's it look like I'm made of, puddin!?" -San Andreas

[Theory?]

For ****'s sake has everyone in here lost their ****ing marbles? This is a gamers forum, OT is not the place!

[Hank the Tank]

*Points to sig

[Dagrak]

"Ah, the child of Baal has awoken. It is time for more...experiments" -Jon Irenicus (Baldurs Gate 2)

"I'll show you real magic" -Otto Kessinger (Clive Barkers Undying)

"You're so mean!" -Jill Valentine (Resident Evil vs1)

"Bwa ha ha ha ha WAUGH HA HA HA HA!!" -Pious Augustus (Eternal Darkness)

"You should be grateful I'm killing you! You wouldn't like the world I'm creating" - (Clive Barkers Undying - character name hidden to avoid spoilage)

"What ever will I do with my time after I destroy you?" -Otto Kessinger (Clive Barkers Undying)

"So, the apprentice has learned the final lesson" -Darth Revan (Knights of the Old Republic)

"The seventh dragon did not sacrifice himself so that some demons bastard could undo all his labours. I do this now for the sake of all Ashan" - Arantir (Dark Messiah of might and magic)

Finally see signature!

[BetaSword]

"Don't call me son, cause you sure ain't my pops." -Xenogears

[Ace_ofspade]

"I know this lock pick will help you, "The Master of Unlocking""
-Barry Burton, Resident Evil 1

"It's not just a poisonous snake... It's a MONSTER!"
-Richard Aiken, Resident Evil 1

"You were almost a Jill Sanwich!"
-Barry Burton, Resident Evil 1

[Tollwutig]

The rabbit eyes you menacingly. -conning a Rabbit as a level 1 in EQ.

[SlyFox]

"For a brick, he flew pretty good." - Halo 2

[Silver_Derstin]

"Yo, buddy? You still alive?" Zero Wing Pixy, Ace Combat Zero.

[Beacon]

Some of these are from memory, so I might not have them 100% right.

"Not you again. Every time you show up something cataclysmic and terrible happens. I'm not sure I have the stomach for it." - Raziel, Soul Rever 2

"Surrender, vampire, and your death will be quick." - Guard, Legacy of Kain: Defiance
"I'd promise you the same... but that would be a lie." - Kain, Legacy of Kain: Defiance

"Reinforcements? I am the reinforcements." Vagrant Story

"Sometimes at night, I can still hear the monkeys." - Guybrush Threepwood, Escape From Monkey Island.

[beemoh]

"..." - cookie-cutter Final Fantasy male lead

[Demontestament]

"Will you go down this hole, ALONE?"-Barry Burton "Resident Evil" (Man this game had such great cheesy one liners"

[Beacon]

Almost forgot one.
"I didn't have a good dream. I had a nightmare. I dreamt I was a moron." - Squall, Final Fantasy VIII

[beemoh]

"Don't come! Don't come!" - Random female survivors, House Of The Dead 2

[steelcobra]

ODST: "Dear Sarge, kicking ass in outer space. Wish you were here!"
Sargeant Johnson: "I heard that, JACKASS!" - Halo 2

Grunt: "I'll bite your kneecaps!" - Halo

Sarge: "Back when I joined the corps, we only had two sticks, and a rock for the whole platoon. And we had to share the rock. Saddle up. You are one lucky Marine!"
Cortana: "Thanks for the tank. He never gets me anything."
Sarge: "Oh I know what the ladies like."
Title: Ladies like Armor Plating/ Grinding Treads/ {some other one...} Halo 2

[Dagrak]

"Go for his knees!!" -Goblin (Dark Messiah)

[Silver_Derstin]

"Keep your hands on your valuables at all times. RONFAR GET YOUR HAND OUTTA YOUR PANTS!" Ruby, Lunar II.

[ZippyDSMlee]

Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines
Jeanette: What all suede kittens do... on hands and knees, you lap up the milk of me... and we purr, kitten, like dragonflies buzzing around frog bellies.
Smiling Jack: ...Blood! It's your new Leg of Lamb, your new Champagne, your new ****ing Heroine!


System Shock 2
Parasite Zombie:there is another?
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cant find the quotes but I know locations
Fallout 1
Bob the sue car salesman
Conversation between the female extras in the cast bar ,something about the Burnett sleeping with the director

Fallout 2
The 2 mice the smart one and the evil dub one.

I know Arcanum has some nice quotes ...ggaa I want to play fallout again >>

[V-22 Osprey]

Bloodines has a ton of great qoutes.

Prince Sebastion LaCroix: "Each minor problem a grain of sand, each night I inherit the desert..."

Chinese Fortune Teller: "You're going to see an orange cat next week. WHOA, THAT BAD! You better call doctor!"

Beckett: "It's not that I don't enjoy risking my neck to curry favor from the local magistratre of the hour- wait, that's exactly it."

[Darth_Toxic]

"Terrorist? Ahh, it seems that is a very popular word these days." - Salazar, Resident Evil 4

"I'm being forcibly restrained! And not in the fun way!" - Crypto, Destroy All Humans

"One... Plus one... Equal WINDOW!" - Mutants, Destroy All Humans

"Bizarro world pretty!" - Mutants, Destroy All Humans

"You come here to die!" - Magneto, X-Men Arcade Game

"Ha-ha, X-Chickens!" - Magneto, X-Men Arcade Game