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[Cambreath]

Hi. I'm Cambreath. I'm 18, from Los Angeles County. I go to El Camino College. I'm your typical teenaged liberal question-all-authority jerk. :)

I play Day of Defeat (Big shout to any Coorsbuds members here!), Counter-Strike: Source, and a lot of Golden Oldies... Starcraft, Diablo 2, etc.

[John]

Welcome to the boards!

And make sure not to drop the soap.

[KN]

Welcome to GP. You're ours now. Here's what you can expect.

You'll stay for a while, see a few threads, laugh a bit, and see a few odd things. You'll bookmark the place for further amusement. This is where it all begins.

Before too long, you'll find yourself checking on GP in increased frequencies. First it'll happen occasionally during the week. Then once every day or so. Then more frequently. You'll find yourself checking on it twice a day. Three times. Once per hour. Before you know it, you'll be browsing it for hours at a time.

Slowly, your life will take a back-seat to GP. You'll find yourself forgetting to call people. You'll be late for work because you'll be reading legendary threads. Slowly, your life will decline into a mindless chaos.

As GP and /OT/ slowly consume your mind, your humor will be replaced with our humor. You'll become glued to GP. It'll be the only place you feel accepted. And then, you'll start accepting the weirder conventions. You'll find yourself fapping to all sorts of odd things you used to find disgusting. But now it'll all be commonplace for you, as a normal part of your life. Your personality.

And then, someday down the road, you'll realize what has happened to you. Your loved ones will have left you. You'll be alone. Unemployed. Struggling to survive. And worst of all, you'll be hooked. You won't be able to fight it, because we will be all you know, and all you remember. You'll slowly dissolve into madness, or mindless stupidity. Whichever comes first. And then, one day, you will snap, and all remains of your former self will be crushed under our weight.

Welcome, my friend. Welcome, my brother.

Welcome to your new home.

Welcome to GP.

[Grahamr]

Welcome to GP. You're ours now. Here's what you can expect.

You'll stay for a while, see a few threads, laugh a bit, and see a few odd things. You'll bookmark the place for further amusement. This is where it all begins.

Before too long, you'll find yourself checking on GP in increased frequencies. First it'll happen occasionally during the week. Then once every day or so. Then more frequently. You'll find yourself checking on it twice a day. Three times. Once per hour. Before you know it, you'll be browsing it for hours at a time.

Slowly, your life will take a back-seat to GP. You'll find yourself forgetting to call people. You'll be late for work because you'll be reading legendary threads. Slowly, your life will decline into a mindless chaos.

As GP and /OT/ slowly consume your mind, your humor will be replaced with our humor. You'll become glued to GP. It'll be the only place you feel accepted. And then, you'll start accepting the weirder conventions. You'll find yourself fapping to all sorts of odd things you used to find disgusting. But now it'll all be commonplace for you, as a normal part of your life. Your personality.

And then, someday down the road, you'll realize what has happened to you. Your loved ones will have left you. You'll be alone. Unemployed. Struggling to survive. And worst of all, you'll be hooked. You won't be able to fight it, because we will be all you know, and all you remember. You'll slowly dissolve into madness, or mindless stupidity. Whichever comes first. And then, one day, you will snap, and all remains of your former self will be crushed under our weight.

Welcome, my friend. Welcome, my brother.

Welcome to your new home.

Welcome to GP.

Danm, you beat me to it this time!:mad:

Nice to meet you Cambreath :) . Enjoy your stay and keep in mind that King nintendoid is a vile sociopath and not to be trusted.
EXSESSIVE AUTHORITY/FACISM IZ TEH SUXXOR!! :D

[Thefremen]

Welcome to the boards!

And make sure not to drop the soap.

Especially when King Nintendoid and Tollqutig are about.

[MachShot]

Hey Cambreath! I'm a bit of a newb here as well.

[Theory?]

My name ish Theory?. You can call me "God".

I rule over these losers with an iron fist and a HUGE black *****.

Just remember, if you want in good with myself and the other mods, just offer to kick the ever-loving **** out of KN.

Buttsecks,
Theory?

[KN]

Fiiiiiiiiixed:

My name ish Theory?. You can call me "Ted".

I rule over these losers with a button that shoots them into space.

Just remember, if you want in good with myself and the other mods, just offer to buttseckz KN.

Crap,
Theory?

[Grahamr]

Hahahahahahaha!!!!

[Theory?]

I'm just sittin here...lookin at that button. You know, I could press it any time I wanted to.

[KN]

Originally I just wanted to switch crap and buttseckz around, but yeah...