Learn the Facts before you report

[Demontestament]

Sadly I was watching the news Saturday night and they were reporting on the launch parties for the Nintendo Wii (ok no big deal everyone is reporting on it) Anyway they send the stupid reporter out to report on the story. You know the one I am talking about, the eye candy reporter who you know only got the job because of how they look and not how smart or how well they report. Anyway the dumbass trys to sound cool by using words like "Hardcore Gamer" when talking about what Sony and Microsoft are targeting most of this **** too. She says the Wii applies a new never before thought of tactic and it was to try to get women into gaming, "A area of gaming that is rather small" (Really? Last time I checked females dominated a very good chunk of the gaming population.) She then talks about the online game play "Something revolutionised by Nintendo" to where "You can play with people all over the world". Then she starts to interview all these people about the Wii. Pretty much Fanboys dressed as mario, some guy as the walking Wii whom I now refer to as the walking penis...come on walking Wii? Too easy. And a bunch of soccer moms who tried the Wii and under their name was the title "Gamer". Ok just because you pick up a control for 5 second doesn't make you a gamer, yeah it would make you a good parent to see what you kids will be playing(until she made the comment "Whatever gets them out of my hair") but I am sorry a woman with boobs that you can tell are fake, a dark tan to where it looks like she hugged the sun and a pink streak through he bleach blond hair trying to sound cool as she talked is a soccor mom, not gamer.

[Theory?]

This is why I don't read the news or turn on my TV.

[Tollwutig]

Sadly I was watching the news Saturday night and they were reporting on the launch parties for the Nintendo Wii (ok no big deal everyone is reporting on it) Anyway they send the stupid reporter out to report on the story. You know the one I am talking about, the eye candy reporter who you know only got the job because of how they look and not how smart or how well they report. Anyway the dumbass trys to sound cool by using words like "Hardcore Gamer" when talking about what Sony and Microsoft are targeting most of this **** too. She says the Wii applies a new never before thought of tactic and it was to try to get women into gaming, "A area of gaming that is rather small" (Really? Last time I checked females dominated a very good chunk of the gaming population.) She then talks about the online game play "Something revolutionised by Nintendo" to where "You can play with people all over the world". Then she starts to interview all these people about the Wii. Pretty much Fanboys dressed as mario, some guy as the walking Wii whom I now refer to as the walking penis...come on walking Wii? Too easy. And a bunch of soccer moms who tried the Wii and under their name was the title "Gamer". Ok just because you pick up a control for 5 second doesn't make you a gamer, yeah it would make you a good parent to see what you kids will be playing(until she made the comment "Whatever gets them out of my hair") but I am sorry a woman with boobs that you can tell are fake, a dark tan to where it looks like she hugged the sun and a pink streak through he bleach blond hair trying to sound cool as she talked is a soccor mom, not gamer.

What you want ACCURATE reporting from the boobs?

[Demontestament]

What you want ACCURATE reporting from the boobs?

Is that too much to ask? lol

[Theory?]

Is that too much to ask? lol

Yes.

Come on, they're women. *chauvanistXcore*

[ZippyDSMlee]

Is that too much to ask? lol

9 times out of ten its the boobs that get the job 0-o

Theory?
*punt*
behave you its not the poor dumb blondes fault some male can't help but to try and get laid by sticking her in jobs shes ill suited for.......mmm...that sounds worse than I first thought 0-o

[Demontestament]

Yes.

Come on, they're women. *chauvanistXcore*

It is AnchorMAN! not AnchorWOMAN!

[Tollwutig]

Is that too much to ask? lol

I have a working theory that about the larger a womans boobs the lower her IQ gets (as long as they are natural) This is due to lack of oxygen getting to the brain as the mammaries take up too much blood, depriving the brain of sufficient flow. I have a similar theory working on male testicles so can't accuse me of being chauvinistic.

So no I don't think we should expect much from a hired pair of breasts. They were hired to do one thing, increase ratings by drawing in the male audience. Actual skills aren't considered in some cases. I think some stations have even put bra size on their employment application. They realized people will listen to anything coming from a large pair of boobs.

[wxDiva]

I have a working theory that about the larger a womans boobs the lower her IQ gets (as long as they are natural) This is due to lack of oxygen getting to the brain as the mammaries take up too much blood, depriving the brain of sufficient flow.

My theories on IQ are similar, just substitute natural breasts for breast implants. The silicone shuts off some of the arteries, thus reducing the flow to the brain. Also, peroxide kills brain cells.

I have a similar theory working on male testicles so can't accuse me of being chauvinistic.

Does it involve trucks with big wheels? I know it can't be sports cars, because that's compensating for something else.

[Tollwutig]

My theories on IQ are similar, just substitute natural breasts for breast implants. The silicone shuts off some of the arteries, thus reducing the flow to the brain. Also, peroxide kills brain cells.

Hmm, you may be on to something but there are the statistical anomalies such as Pam Anderson and Dolly Parton, both successful women who managed to USE their breasts to rob most men of their wits. Maybe they were super intelligent and the breasts and peroxide just brought them down to genius level.


Does it involve trucks with big wheels? I know it can't be sports cars, because that's compensating for something else.

Actually it's kind of a reverse theory, where as the testicles shrink due to high levels of testosterone and other steroids the brain loses capacity; That or testosterone in high levels interferes with neurotransmitters. This would explain the lack of intelligent thought coming from most jocks.

[beemoh]

I think some stations have even put bra size on their employment application.

http://www.bash.org/?408950

[Demontestament]

This would explain the lack of intelligent thought coming from most jocks.

Well that and multiple shots to the head that they take through their life.

[Garbage Pail Kid]

My mother has pretty big ones and she's probably smarter than all of you combined. My ex-girlfriend is also very smart and I think she has F's. I don't know the exact size but it's way over DD. To Demon, I manage to get decent grades and I've taken lots of hard blows to my head.

By the way, do you really think a male reporter would have done any better? I've seen a lot of idiot news people from both genders.

[ZippyDSMlee]

My mother has pretty big ones and she's probably smarter than all of you combined. My ex-girlfriend is also very smart and I think she has F's. I don't know the exact size but it's way over DD. To Demon, I manage to get decent grades and I've taken lots of hard blows to my head.

By the way, do you really think a male reporter would have done any better? I've seen a lot of idiot news people from both genders.

My condolances my mom had big ones to and they where nothign but a pain,back pains and all and then if ou are cute guys go all gogley on you blah ><

Mm I still have yet to get a GF..maybe one of these days.......naw...probably not....to busy hidieng >>


People are stupid because tis "natural" you have to work at being smart and such and most people would rather not work at it.

I am stupid however I am enlighten stupid....theres a bigg deffrance there!
:D

[Silver_Derstin]

My mother has pretty big ones and she's probably smarter than all of you combined.

And my mother can kick your mother's ass with awesome karate-chopping action while cooking and accounting at the same time.

Also, the only DD I know is a Sherman model.

[Thefremen]

It is AnchorMAN! not AnchorWOMAN!

And that is a scientific fact!

LOUD NOISES!

[Demontestament]

My mother has pretty big ones and she's probably smarter than all of you combined. My ex-girlfriend is also very smart and I think she has F's. I don't know the exact size but it's way over DD. To Demon, I manage to get decent grades and I've taken lots of hard blows to my head.

By the way, do you really think a male reporter would have done any better? I've seen a lot of idiot news people from both genders.

I am not saying large breasts make you stupid, far from it. In fact the only time I mentioned large breasts was when I was complaining about the Soccer mom who made the comment "Whatever keeps them out of my hair" being labled as a gamer. My beef with the reporter was she is stupid without a doubt, yeah she is good looking but there are good looking women who have a brain as well. Anyone could of done a better job reporting that story than her, hell lets put a monkey wearing a mario hat and it would of done a better job reporting. I am angry is that they would rather send mindless eye candy out to report on something, than someone who knows what the hell they are doing.

I am sorry if you took my post as "If you have big boobs you are stupid" but that is not the case and I do not belive that for one bit.

[Demontestament]

And that is a scientific fact!

LOUD NOISES!

I hear their Menstration attracts bears.

[ZippyDSMlee]

"It is AnchorMAN! not AnchorWOMAN!"


So ture.....we don't have to PC the world for christ sake...

[Ace_ofspade]

*Fantasizing about your moms*

EDIT-
I hear their Menstration attracts bears.
Dammit, I was going to say the exact same thing! >:-|

[Garbage Pail Kid]

I am not saying large breasts make you stupid, far from it. In fact the only time I mentioned large breasts was when I was complaining about the Soccer mom who made the comment "Whatever keeps them out of my hair" being labled as a gamer. My beef with the reporter was she is stupid without a doubt, yeah she is good looking but there are good looking women who have a brain as well. Anyone could of done a better job reporting that story than her, hell lets put a monkey wearing a mario hat and it would of done a better job reporting. I am angry is that they would rather send mindless eye candy out to report on something, than someone who knows what the hell they are doing.

I am sorry if you took my post as "If you have big boobs you are stupid" but that is not the case and I do not belive that for one bit.

It wasn't really directed at you. Anyway, here's my take on it.

People who are born with physical attributes like looks or athletic ability often think that they can get by on those and don't need to learn or use their brains. A lot of times, they also fall in with groups that consider it "uncool" to be smart. I think a lot of women intentionally don't try to become smarter because they're afraid men think it's unattractive and intimidating for a woman to be smarter than a man, and they won't be able to get a date.

That's what I think.

[Tollwutig]

It wasn't really directed at you. Anyway, here's my take on it.

People who are born with physical attributes like looks or athletic ability often think that they can get by on those and don't need to learn or use their brains. A lot of times, they also fall in with groups that consider it "uncool" to be smart. I think a lot of women intentionally don't try to become smarter because they're afraid men think it's unattractive and intimidating for a woman to be smarter than a man, and they won't be able to get a date.

That's what I think.

Good point, one of the better arguments for school uniforms and such. If you take out some of the peer pressure, kids might use their brains.

[kurisu7885]

Good point, one of the better arguments for school uniforms and such. If you take out some of the peer pressure, kids might use their brains.

You're putting too much faith in them. If the game Bully taught me anything, if you take away one thing, they'll find something else to pick on one another about.