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Demontestament
11-17-2006, 12:11 PM
http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/books/11/17/talking.bible.ap/index.html

GRAND RAPIDS, Michigan (AP) -- It's an epic telling of the life of Jesus -- an ambitious production featuring an all-star cast. But it's not a movie or miniseries.

It's been at or near the No. 1 spot among the best-selling books listed on Wal-Mart's Web site since its early fall release. The retail chain Family Christian Stores say it's the fastest-selling audio Bible it has ever stocked.

The 21-hour production, which lists for $49.99, features the voice talents of more than 250 singers, clergy and actors, including Denzel Washington, Cuba Gooding Jr., Angela Bassett and Alfre Woodard. Blair Underwood portrays Jesus, and Samuel L. Jackson, who played a Scripture-spouting hit man in "Pulp Fiction," is the voice of God.

"It's really good and it's transcending every barrier. We're thrilled with the way that the product has turned out," said Paul Caminiti, vice president and publisher of Bibles for Zondervan, a Grand Rapids-based division of News Corp.-owned HarperCollins.

Zondervan started shipping "Bible Experience" in late September and has sold more than 70,000 units, Caminiti said. By comparison, Zondervan, which publishes the five best-selling audio Bibles in the United States, sells about 60,000 units each year of its longtime top-seller, the "New International Version Audio Bible."

"Bible Experience" is available on CD and in MP3 formats, with an Old Testament version due in fall 2007 that is expected to run much longer. It will feature many of the same well-known actors, although someone will take over for Jackson as God, a role that will balloon from about two hours to more than 70 hours.

The project is the brainchild of Kyle Bowser, a former television executive with a law degree. At Fox Broadcasting Co. in the early 1990s, he helped develop such TV shows as the sketch comedy series "In Living Color," a show with a mostly black cast that also propelled white comedian Jim Carrey to stardom, and the Charles S. Dutton situation comedy "Roc." Dutton is one of the performers on the new audio Bible.

Bowser, who is black, said he recommitted himself to Christianity in 1997 around the time his wife, TV sitcom producer Yvette Lee Bowser, was pregnant with their first child. A few years later, he bought a 65-CD audio Bible that he quit listening to "after the first two or three discs" because he was not inspired by the storytelling.

"The production value was lacking and I thought, gee whiz, if we could do this and really capture people's attention, how much more impactful and engaging it might be," he said.

Bowser formed a Beverly Hills, California-based production company called Inspired By Media Group with three fellow Christians: new media executive Ron Belk, music producer Louis "Buster" Brown and casting director Robi Reed, who was principally responsible for getting commitments from the talent.

About a year and a half ago, an agent representing the four partners approached Zondervan with their idea. The publisher agreed to provide financing as well as text from its Today's New International Version Bible, a conversational translation aimed at young readers.

"Bible Experience" spent several years in development before recording started last December. Work on the entire New Testament, plus part of the Old Testament, was completed by July 1.

Underwood said in a written statement that he was proud to have worked on the project, which he said was a "unique and timely" version of the Bible.

The producers decided early on to cast only black actors and other personalities, hoping to attract a black audience, as well as fans of some of the world's biggest box-office draws. They also wanted to shatter the Hollywood mold of white Bible productions.

"I was particularly interested in developing a product that might resonate with the African-American community," Bowser said. "I've long felt that Christian product tends to ignore our perspective."

He called it "a gift from our community to the world to be shared and appreciated by all."

"Bible Experience" features a complete, original musical score with selections performed by the Prague Symphony Orchestra. Its state-of-the-art sound effects take listeners into the story.

Virtually every actor whom Reed approached immediately agreed to participate. All performers received union scale pay with a few of the biggest names promised "nominal" percentages of profits, Bowser said.

"No one did this for the money," he said.

There was some debate among the producers whether to restrict the cast to Christians. They finally decided not to, since the Bible is filled with both Christians and non-Christians, Bowser said.

"That way we availed ourselves to the best talent in the community," he said. "But I can tell you, whether they were believers or nonbelievers, everyone that participated came with a high degree of reverence and total respect for the significance of this project."

I can just see it now.

"Don't you Mother****ers even think of eating those mother****ing apples from my mother****ing tree or I swear to me I will kick your mother****ing asses."

"Noah make a Mother****ing Arc and put two or every Mother****ing animal on that mother****er. Because I am about to flood this bitch."

*Checking out Mary* "I'd Hit that"

"We got mother****ing snakes in the Mother****ing Garden!"(sorry had to :D )

Silver_Derstin
11-17-2006, 12:21 PM
"We got mother****ing snakes in the Mother****ing Garden!"(sorry had to :D )

Snakes that coiled their tail around and sprang around, that is. Because snakes did not slither before God punished them, really.

Another funny quote:

"In the Begining, there was the Word. Guess what that word is mother****er? Yeah, man, MOTHER****ER was the word, mother****er!"

Tollwutig
11-17-2006, 12:27 PM
Imagine the 10 Commandments:
God:
Don't you mother ****ers hold an image before my mother ****ing self

Don't you mother ****ers murder one another.

Don't covet thy mother ****ing neighbor, or thy mother ****ing neighbors wife even if she is a sexy bitch

Honor thy mother ****ing father and mother, you mother ****ing piece of ****

And God damn don't you mother ****ers take my name in vain

Moses:
Mind if I do a bit of editing here? I mean I am trying to carve this into stone.
etc....

Demontestament
11-17-2006, 12:31 PM
And then god said "Let there be light Mother****er!"

KN
11-17-2006, 01:21 PM
This... is awesome.

Thefremen
11-17-2006, 01:40 PM
Wow. I'm all over this like white on rice.

kurisu7885
11-17-2006, 01:46 PM
Well, figures Sammy would beat the guy who played Superman.

Ace_ofspade
11-17-2006, 02:05 PM
"God, this man was working on the sabbath day. Should we stone him?"
"YES HE DESERVES TO DIE, AND I HOPE HE BURNS IN HELL!"

ZippyDSMlee
11-17-2006, 03:10 PM
http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/books/11/17/talking.bible.ap/index.html



I can just see it now.

"Don't you Mother****ers even think of eating those mother****ing apples from my mother****ing tree or I swear to me I will kick your mother****ing asses."

"Noah make a Mother****ing Arc and put two or every Mother****ing animal on that mother****er. Because I am about to flood this bitch."

*Checking out Mary* "I'd Hit that"

"We got mother****ing snakes in the Mother****ing Garden!"(sorry had to :D )


really who else would it do ?

KN
11-17-2006, 03:11 PM
Still in before Bayu.

Demontestament
11-17-2006, 04:50 PM
really who else would it do ?

Chistopher Walken?

Hank the Tank
11-17-2006, 04:57 PM
*puts on stupid hat

OMG but God is White!!111!!111one

*takes off stupid hat

KN
11-17-2006, 05:06 PM
Honestly one of my favourite portrayals of god was Morgan Freeman in Bruce Almighty.

But I don't see a lot of **** that portrays god as a live actor.

ZippyDSMlee
11-17-2006, 05:10 PM
Chistopher Walken?

but...but ...but....Who would be Satan??

KN
11-17-2006, 05:12 PM
but...but ...but....Who would be Satan??

Mememememememememmememememememeemeeeeeee!

Demontestament
11-17-2006, 05:23 PM
Mememememememememmememememememeemeeeeeee!

I am sorry KN I have already been voted Satan. Nine out of ten Bible thumping trailer park residents agree. Yes there is a trailer park where the husband of a ex-friend lives. His father got everyone to believe that I am Satan, kind of nice that I am feard ^^

KN
11-17-2006, 05:32 PM
If I recall you also had the whole Satan look going too ;p

Garbage Pail Kid
11-17-2006, 05:44 PM
They should have had Alan Keyes' daughter do it.

Thefremen
11-17-2006, 09:37 PM
I am sorry KN I have already been voted Satan. Nine out of ten Bible thumping trailer park residents agree. Yes there is a trailer park where the husband of a ex-friend lives. His father got everyone to believe that I am Satan, kind of nice that I am feard ^^

F.E.A.R.'d

John
11-17-2006, 10:45 PM
I'm amazed people haven't been protesting over God being black.

bayushisan
11-18-2006, 02:44 AM
Why would they????? That's something I've never really understood personally. Samuel L. Jackson is a good choice for the role. About the only other person I could see really pulling off the part is the late Johnny Cash. Both have that voice of authority quality about them. For different reasons of course, but its still there.

KN
11-18-2006, 07:14 AM
For some reason the hilarious notion of George Carlin voicing god just popped into my head.

wxDiva
11-18-2006, 11:03 AM
Maybe it has something to do with him playing Cardinal Glick?

John
11-18-2006, 02:22 PM
Why would they????? That's something I've never really understood personally. Samuel L. Jackson is a good choice for the role. About the only other person I could see really pulling off the part is the late Johnny Cash. Both have that voice of authority quality about them. For different reasons of course, but its still there.

Because of REALLY narrow-minded people who believe God and Jesus are/were White.

Silver_Derstin
11-18-2006, 03:14 PM
Because of REALLY narrow-minded people who believe God and Jesus are/were White.

God, and Jesus, are probably far more Jewish then Nordic, Celtic or Latin.

KN
11-18-2006, 04:09 PM
Maybe it has something to do with him playing Cardinal Glick?

Never seen that. I've only seen the man on YouTube. He has a commanding, godly voice.

And I want to look just like him when I'm old.

Demontestament
11-20-2006, 11:57 AM
For some reason the hilarious notion of George Carlin voicing god just popped into my head.

The world would deffinatly be a better place if he were God.

Never seen that. I've only seen the man on YouTube. He has a commanding, godly voice.

And I want to look just like him when I'm old.

You never seen Dogma?