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Picho
11-14-2006, 11:33 PM
my handle right now is Picho, sometimes extended to Picho Mystil.

I'm a wannabe game developer, Currrently working on a few productions. I have two main ones though, Project Guncraze <currently looking for a better name> Which is a FPSMMO, in which a person can do FPS or fly a spaceship around. The other is Igrovin, which will eventually be a sort of steampunk MMO.

Currently however, I and a few friends are working on a NWN 2 Module.

Also, I am unable to post anything on the main newsite as it seems to always get spam filltered.

KN
11-15-2006, 07:52 AM
Welcome to GP. You're ours now. Here's what you can expect.

You'll stay for a while, see a few threads, laugh a bit, and see a few odd things. You'll bookmark the place for further amusement. This is where it all begins.

Before too long, you'll find yourself checking on GP in increased frequencies. First it'll happen occasionally during the week. Then once every day or so. Then more frequently. You'll find yourself checking on it twice a day. Three times. Once per hour. Before you know it, you'll be browsing it for hours at a time.

Slowly, your life will take a back-seat to GP. You'll find yourself forgetting to call people. You'll be late for work because you'll be reading legendary threads. Slowly, your life will decline into a mindless chaos.

As GP and /OT/ slowly consume your mind, your humor will be replaced with our humor. You'll become glued to GP. It'll be the only place you feel accepted. And then, you'll start accepting the weirder conventions. You'll find yourself fapping to all sorts of odd things you used to find disgusting. But now it'll all be commonplace for you, as a normal part of your life. Your personality.

And then, someday down the road, you'll realize what has happened to you. Your loved ones will have left you. You'll be alone. Unemployed. Struggling to survive. And worst of all, you'll be hooked. You won't be able to fight it, because we will be all you know, and all you remember. You'll slowly dissolve into madness, or mindless stupidity. Whichever comes first. And then, one day, you will snap, and all remains of your former self will be crushed under our weight.

Welcome, my friend. Welcome, my brother.

Welcome to your new home.

Welcome to GP.

Silver_Derstin
11-15-2006, 10:12 AM
Welcome to GP. You're ours now. Here's what you can expect.

You'll stay for a while, see a few threads, laugh a bit, and see a few odd things. You'll bookmark the place for further amusement. This is where it all begins.

Before too long, you'll find yourself checking on GP in increased frequencies. First it'll happen occasionally during the week. Then once every day or so. Then more frequently. You'll find yourself checking on it twice a day. Three times. Once per hour. Before you know it, you'll be browsing it for hours at a time.

Slowly, your life will take a back-seat to GP. You'll find yourself forgetting to call people. You'll be late for work because you'll be reading legendary threads. Slowly, your life will decline into a mindless chaos.

As GP and /OT/ slowly consume your mind, your humor will be replaced with our humor. You'll become glued to GP. It'll be the only place you feel accepted. And then, you'll start accepting the weirder conventions. You'll find yourself fapping to all sorts of odd things you used to find disgusting. But now it'll all be commonplace for you, as a normal part of your life. Your personality.

And then, someday down the road, you'll realize what has happened to you. Your loved ones will have left you. You'll be alone. Unemployed. Struggling to survive. And worst of all, you'll be hooked. You won't be able to fight it, because we will be all you know, and all you remember. You'll slowly dissolve into madness, or mindless stupidity. Whichever comes first. And then, one day, you will snap, and all remains of your former self will be crushed under our weight.

Welcome, my friend. Welcome, my brother.

Welcome to your new home.

Welcome to GP.

Yeah, what HE said. And don't worry, psychos like him are just one of the oddities at GP.

There are also perfectly balanced left-wing conservative like me, who only want to slaughter HALF of humanity while listening to 80s pop.

See, perfectly balanced!

Ace_ofspade
11-15-2006, 10:32 AM
Initiation time!

ONE OF US! ONE OF US! GOOBLE-GOBBLE! GOOBLE-GOBBLE! ONE OF US!

KN
11-15-2006, 12:40 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v363/King_nintendoid/cybermen2.jpg
You will become like us

Demontestament
11-15-2006, 04:29 PM
Welcome to GP. You're ours now. Here's what you can expect.

You'll stay for a while, see a few threads, laugh a bit, and see a few odd things. You'll bookmark the place for further amusement. This is where it all begins.

Before too long, you'll find yourself checking on GP in increased frequencies. First it'll happen occasionally during the week. Then once every day or so. Then more frequently. You'll find yourself checking on it twice a day. Three times. Once per hour. Before you know it, you'll be browsing it for hours at a time.

Slowly, your life will take a back-seat to GP. You'll find yourself forgetting to call people. You'll be late for work because you'll be reading legendary threads. Slowly, your life will decline into a mindless chaos.

As GP and /OT/ slowly consume your mind, your humor will be replaced with our humor. You'll become glued to GP. It'll be the only place you feel accepted. And then, you'll start accepting the weirder conventions. You'll find yourself fapping to all sorts of odd things you used to find disgusting. But now it'll all be commonplace for you, as a normal part of your life. Your personality.

And then, someday down the road, you'll realize what has happened to you. Your loved ones will have left you. You'll be alone. Unemployed. Struggling to survive. And worst of all, you'll be hooked. You won't be able to fight it, because we will be all you know, and all you remember. You'll slowly dissolve into madness, or mindless stupidity. Whichever comes first. And then, one day, you will snap, and all remains of your former self will be crushed under our weight.

Welcome, my friend. Welcome, my brother.

Welcome to your new home.

Welcome to GP.

KN kills your sanity. Me...my job is destorying any faith you have in humanity.

Grahamr
11-17-2006, 01:56 PM
ALL YOUR SOUL ARE BELONG TO US!!!!!

Yea, DT is a hideous demon summoned by the warlock dennis mcually,but he was so powerful that he broke free of dennis' control, and became more terrible then any being this forum has known since KN. His terrifying method of attack is to kill people's morale by spamming them with distressing news stories from CNN. Under the gruesume power of this hideous attack, all affected by it have turned upon one another,exploded, or commit suicide. All while screaming horribly.

SlyFox
11-18-2006, 01:09 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v363/King_nintendoid/cybermen2.jpg
You will become like us

This is what you will look like after three weeks. After six weeks... well none of the newer initiates have survived that long... Please note, as in the photo, that you WILL have handles on your head and arms- you are expected to polish these often and thoroughly. "Why handles?" you may ask. Well, have you ever seen Master-Blaster from the film Mad Max: Escape from Thunderdome? You are Blaster; we are Master (always on top):p

http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Corridor/3377/mbt09.jpg

My job is to tell the cold, hard truth. Ironic, isn't it?

KN
11-18-2006, 04:15 PM
Actually we only convert annoying people into Cybermen. For one, the conversion process is hilarious to behold.

So no, we don't ban. We rip out your brain and stuff it in a metal suit.