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kurisu7885
10-31-2006, 05:50 PM
Funny labels and warning on packages.

On a box of raisins

Ingredients: raisins.
Silver_Derstin
10-31-2006, 05:52 PM
On a packet of nuts:

Warning may contain nuts.
kurisu7885
10-31-2006, 05:55 PM
On a Korean kitchen knife.

Wanring: Keep out of children
Demontestament
10-31-2006, 06:00 PM
Bottle of Bleach

Warning: Do not Ingest
TrentHowell
10-31-2006, 06:02 PM
Warning on fireplace log

Caution -- Risk of Fire.
Demontestament
10-31-2006, 06:03 PM
Wet Floor Sign

Warning: Slippery When Wet
Demontestament
10-31-2006, 06:04 PM
Sign at the Train Station

Please do not play on the tracks, may result in death.
TrentHowell
10-31-2006, 06:04 PM
In the manual of a chainsaw:

Do not attempt to stop the blade with your hand.
Darth_Toxic
10-31-2006, 07:24 PM
I once saw some Superman underoos, and I swear to god they actually had a little warning that said 'Warning: Does not give you the ability to fly'.

Yes! You're right! It read:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

- Jigsaw
Garrett
10-31-2006, 09:00 PM
(Attention shoplifters!!)

Bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
MisterS
10-31-2006, 09:18 PM
on a bag of gerbal food(whatever they call it):
warning! do not use to lure gerbal up butt/mouth/vagina! this may result in painful but harmless death

freup on puttin orse/moud/womenhole!
Garrett
10-31-2006, 09:39 PM
on a bag of gerbal food(whatever they call it):
warning! do not use to lure gerbal up butt/mouth/vagina! this may result in painful but harmless death

freup on puttin orse/moud/womenhole!

Lie. Prove it.
Tollwutig
11-01-2006, 01:26 AM
On a Fanbelt:

Warning: Stop engine before attempting to replace fanbelt.
Dagrak
11-01-2006, 04:31 AM
On a large number of hair dryers:

"Do not use whilst in shower"

and on most irons:

"Do not iron clothes whilst wearing them"


Sadly I know people who didn't read the second one...
jdmdsp911
11-01-2006, 05:37 AM
On television commercial for Lunesta (a medication to help people sleep) listed as a side effect:

May cause drowsiness
KN
11-01-2006, 06:43 AM
"Warning: This product can burn eyes." -- On a curling iron.
"Warning: May cause drowsiness." -- On a bottle of Nytol, a brand of sleeping pills.
"Warning: Misuse may cause injury or death." -- Stamped on the metal barrel of a .22 calibre rifle.

And I swear to ****ing god I saw something like this in a store once:
"Optional modem required." -- On a computer software package.
TrentHowell
11-01-2006, 09:32 AM
optional and requried in the same sentence hmmmm. artards?

This one i've seen before and ijust laughed at it.
"Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted." -- On a sign at a railroad station
kurisu7885
11-01-2006, 09:41 AM
optional and requried in the same sentence hmmmm. artards?

This one i've seen before and ijust laughed at it.
"Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted." -- On a sign at a railroad station

Sounds alot like "Trespassers will be shot, survivors will be shot again"
TrentHowell
11-01-2006, 09:45 AM
difference is "the tresspassers will be shot" sign was a joke(i hope so anyway)

the one i posted was put their as an actual warning. Theres a bunch of serious signs that can be read as jokes like this one:

"Do not eat if seal is missing." (you can find this one on just about anything with a seal on it)
KN
11-01-2006, 10:05 AM
difference is "the tresspassers will be shot" sign was a joke(i hope so anyway)

Obviously you've never been in the deep south before
wxDiva
11-01-2006, 10:34 AM
On a tube of Preparation H:
For external use only.
TrentHowell
11-01-2006, 04:05 PM
Obviously you've never been in the deep south before

Fayetteville, NC is hardly what i call deep south. Even though there is a fair share of country hicks.
Cecil475
11-01-2006, 04:10 PM
Fayetteville, NC is hardly what i call deep south. Even though there is a fair share of country hicks.

What's that there you be talking about on them interweb thingermajiggies?

- Warren Lewis