"Anti-Boll Petition"

[tex13579]

I'm not sure how many of you may know of this, but Uwe Boll has promised that if a petition reaches 1,000,000 (1 million) signatures he will stop producing films:

To: Dr. Uwe Boll

We, the undersigned, respectfully ask that Uwe Boll give proper weight to the wishes of the video game community, the horror community, and the film going community in general and stop directing, producing, or taking any part in the creation of feature films. His distasteful handling of the subject matter and lack of acknowledgement of his failures simply cannot be abided any longer.

Mr. Boll has repeatedly shown a complete lack of comprehension regarding the videogames he has dragged, kicking and screaming, to the silver screen and his ham-fisted approach to horror has soiled future possibilities for anyone else who may attempt to bring videogames to film.

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

follow this link to sign the petition:

http://www.petitiononline.com/RRH53888/petition.html



*EDIT*

Here is Mr. Uwe's response to the anti-boll petition; he is oh so modest

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWqCNmfJ1hY

[BlackIce, British Commie]

I posted something about this in [CHAT].

*EDIT*

Here is Mr. Uwe's response to the anti-boll petition; he is oh so modest

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWqCNmfJ1hY

How cute. I didn't think it was possible to wank over yourself much more than Britney Spears does, but there you have the proof.

[steelcobra]

Wow. At least Micheal Bay makes entertaining movies.

[Grahamr]

Perhaps it is possible to bribe him with Nazi gold.

[tex13579]

well, after a little poking (i really hate my job) I found this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45F_JxrNoq0&NR=1

I think it is very hilarious. Has filthy language though.

[Tollwutig]

Online petitions never work. Although I think he should volunteer to make a Biographical movie about Dr. Kevorkian, and volunteer to play one of his patients.

[tex13579]

Online petitions never work. Although I think he should volunteer to make a Biographical movie about Dr. Kevorkian, and volunteer to play one of his patients.

I won't deny they never work. But he personally said if it reaches one million he will quit.

If it does hit a million I doubt he will actually quit. But just the fact that a million people dislike his films enough to sign a petition asking him to quit is satisfaction enough.

[KN]

Leave Uwe Boll aloooooooooooone :(

(ps this is a seriouspost)

[BlackIce, British Commie]

Leave Uwe Boll aloooooooooooone :(

(ps this is a seriouspost)

The internet orders you all to ignore KN.

[georox]

I really think this petition needs to go out in the ECA daily mailer every day in bold flashing giant text until it hits 1 million signatures. Or just be on the frontpage of IGN/GameFAQS until it does. Anything you click brings you to it...


Yea, I paid for my copy of BloodRayne 2, and I am a pretty pissed off consumer. I should've known, even 5 dollars for it was too much, but wow. Just wow. Its that bad.

[Kincyr]

I'm not sure how many of you may know of this, but Uwe Boll has promised that if a petition reaches 1,000,000 (1 million) signatures he will stop producing films:

To: Dr. Uwe Boll...
Dr. Uwe Boll? What'd he get a PhD in? Asshatry?

[tex13579]

I believe he has his Doctorate in literature, or language or something relatively useless.

[hans moleman]

/signed

Hes raped enough gaming IP's