Seriously, even the ancient Japanese were ****ed up.

[Ace_ofspade]

If you thought that good old fashioned Japanese creepiness only came about with the onset of anime and interactive dating and/or date-raping sims, then you'd be wrong.

Definitely NSFW-
http://tinyurl.com/4cafg7
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Dream_of_the_fishermans_wife_hokusai.jpg
http://tinyurl.com/2bkuo5

[MUTANT SPUD]

If you thought that good old fashioned Japanese creepiness only came about with the onset of anime and interactive dating and/or date-raping sims, then you'd be wrong.

Definitely NSFW-
http://tinyurl.com/4cafg7
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Dream_of_the_fishermans_wife_hokusai.jpg
http://tinyurl.com/2bkuo5 Hehe..an artist friend lent me a book of those old prints when I was about 18..blew my tiny mind, some of them are outright porn and were used as such apparently theres a rich tradition of that sort of thing in the orient.I'm sure you only posted the least rude of the ones you saw, they're pretty racy even today :)

[kurisu7885]

Japan, producing 78% of the world's weird **** since, ever.

Not really news to me anyway. Saw the octo pic before and am familiar with what they left out about tanuki Mario.

[Twin-Skies]

Every cultures has their own brand of sexual oddities, it seems.

Heck, Pigafetta (Magellan's scribe) even documented some of the stranger penis enlargement tools he saw the natives wearing during their landing on the islands of Cebu.

[MUTANT SPUD]

Every cultures has their own brand of sexual oddities, it seems.

Heck, Pigafetta (Magellan's scribe) even documented some of the stranger penis enlargement tools he saw the natives wearing during their landing on the islands of Cebu. Yeah its interesting too the way that animals are depicted in the Japanese erotica, its not bestiality as we would see it but a sort of animist symbolism,symbolic of what I'd be interested to learn.
HEHE....
Mrs Spud: "What are you doing dear?"
Me: "Researching Japanese Porn my sweet"
Mrs Spud: "That's nice, don't forget to do the dishes"

[BlackIce, British Commie]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Dream_of_the_fishermans_wife_hokusai.jpg


Tentacle Rape. Tentacle rape. WHAT IS IT WITH THE JAPANESE AND ****ING TENTACLE RAPE!?!?

[Twin-Skies]

Tentacle Rape. Tentacle rape. WHAT IS IT WITH THE JAPANESE AND ****ING TENTACLE RAPE!?!?

You make it sound like it's a bad thing.

Hmm, Hmm:p

[BlackIce, British Commie]

It is. A couple of years ago a squid nearly killed me. And all I see in Modern Japanese pasttimes is Tentacle Rape. Then I see what they used to do. That's right. ****ING TENTACLE RAPE.

[beemoh]

A couple of years ago a squid nearly killed me.

It was only being friendly... :D

[Twin-Skies]

It is. A couple of years ago a squid nearly killed me. And all I see in Modern Japanese pasttimes is Tentacle Rape. Then I see what they used to do. That's right. ****ING TENTACLE RAPE.

What I don't get is why you still associate hentai tentacle rape with almost getting killed by a squi...

...Oh...the tentacles went that way...

Did it at least call?

[BlackIce, British Commie]

What I don't get is why you still associate hentai tentacle rape with almost getting killed by a squi...

...Oh...the tentacles went that way...

Did it at least call?

What? .. WHAT?!

If it's got tentacles, I hate it. End of.

[Kincyr]

tentacle rape was invented as a way to bypass Japanese censorship, which prohibits genitalia from being shown without censorship. Unfortunately, it only applies to humans...

[KN]

And that law CONTINUES to exist. I have no idea why.

[BlackIce, British Commie]

tentacle rape was invented as a way to bypass Japanese censorship, which prohibits genitalia from being shown without censorship. Unfortunately, it only applies to humans...

Oh god. ****ing Christ i'm scared - what if they teach Sex Ed using anime!?
:eek::eek::eek::eek:

[Hannah]

tentacle rape was invented as a way to bypass Japanese censorship, which prohibits genitalia from being shown without censorship. Unfortunately, it only applies to humans...

Um... I believe the initial post in this thread proves that it's been around much longer than the censorship laws.

[BlackIce, British Commie]

Um... I believe the initial post in this thread proves that it's been around much longer than the censorship laws.

Those laws were infact invented by the first Samurai. So it hasn't.

[KN]

Oh god. ****ing Christ i'm scared - what if they teach Sex Ed using anime!?
:eek::eek::eek::eek:

The Japanese teach EVERYTHING (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKy05t2SYaI) with animu.

[BlackIce, British Commie]

The Japanese teach EVERYTHING (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKy05t2SYaI) with animu.

I refuse to watch this before going on the piss.

[Kincyr]

I refuse to watch this before going on the piss.
Ironically, that's what it's about, at least by American terms. I know it's a British idiom for getting drunk, as the phrase "pissed drunk" was used in the US version of Dragon Quest VII

[georox]

And that law CONTINUES to exist. I have no idea why.

The dramatic change in japanese porn would cause the collapse of civilization as we know it. Imagine what they have now, just uncensored. Yea. You'd see most of the world become physically attached to a monitor and Ethernet cable.

[Kincyr]

The dramatic change in japanese porn would cause the collapse of civilization as we know it. Imagine what they have now, just uncensored. Yea. You'd see most of the world become physically attached to a monitor and Ethernet cable.
unless they just uncensor the tame stuff, which will then result in the reduction of interest in S&M, simulated rape, and stuff I won't mention.

[MUTANT SPUD]

unless they just uncensor the tame stuff, which will then result in the reduction of interest in S&M, simulated rape, and stuff I won't mention.Yeah but its all the same, one set blurs into another , its like production line porn..Flirty smile, long shot of 30 year old in sailor suit, giggle, turn, pout, kneel..and so on...give me woodblock prints of randy samurai and half clad noblewomen any day:D someone could make a decent adults only game from those old prints.. random encounters with mega donged squirrels..I'd buy that for a dollar

[georox]

unless they just uncensor the tame stuff, which will then result in the reduction of interest in S&M, simulated rape, and stuff I won't mention.

That would be a boring waste :O