I found this amusing...

[Tollwutig]

http://www.pensacolachristiancollege.com/rules.htm

Have a read through the rules use the link above here are just a few:
SOCIAL INTERACTION

No student is allowed to talk or otherwise interact with another student of the opposite sex outside of a "chaperoned" area. It does not matter if they are alone or among hundreds of students if it is not an "official" chaperoned area.

FOR INSTANCE, consider these. . . .

1.) "This is a reminder that the hallway in front of the Field House is an unchaperoned area. Couples may walk through the area during the daytime, Monday-Friday, but may not loiter."

2.) "This is a reminder that the social hours [chaperoned hours] in the Commons Plaza are from 7:30 a.m. to 5:45 p.m. or dusk (whichever comes first) Monday through Saturday, and 12:15 to 5:00 p.m. on Sundays."

3.) "The Academic mall areas are unchaperoned areas in the evening. Students taking evening classes should socialize in the classrooms only."

You may not interact with a student of the opposite sex in any way off-campus without prior approval and an approved chaperone.

Men may not give their suit jacket to their date.

Each gender must use segregated stairways, elevators and in some cases, sidewalks.

There is to be no physical contact between students of the opposite sex, except perhaps on some "dating outings," where hand-holding games are played.

The official rule on "indirect contact" is unknown. It is much talked about, but unevenly enforced. This includes such things as tugging on a coat, poking with a pencil, etc.

Siblings of the opposite sex should not interact in unchaperoned areas to abstain from the "appearance of evil."

[Pelor]

Then you'll find this laugh-out-loud hilarious: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pensacola_Christian_College

[KN]

Sweet it's just like the Int Base

[BlackIce, British Commie]

By default, there are no virgins in said "College".

[Demontestament]

http://www.pensacolachristiancollege.com/rules.htm

Have a read through the rules use the link above here are just a few:

And they think this will stop grown people from downing what now? "Oh Noes! A male and female are talking in an Undesignated area! They are going to have sex and give birth to the child of Satan!" ****ing Idiots.


There is to be no physical contact between students of the opposite sex, except perhaps on some "dating outings," where hand-holding games are played.

What the **** are hand-holding games? Are we talking about **** like Red Rover or is this just some odd ****tard way of saying Holding hands while outside the mother ship grounds?

You know after reading their rules I can proudly say I break a majority of them, those I don't are mostly directed at women.

OFF CAMPUS RULES:

As stated in the Student Handbook, leaving campus is a "privilege;" one which the administration will revoke as they see fit.

Students must return to campus by 10:00 p.m. every night, including weekends.

A student must "scan out" at the campus computers, notifying the school of exactly where he intends to go off-campus.

If the intended destination is not listed on the computer, the student must obtain a permission pass from various staff at designated times. This is also applicable if you wish to leave campus on a Sunday.

You may not go to Cordova Mall after 5:00 p.m.

There are a myriad of restaurants the students are not allowed to go to, although faculty and staff frequent them (more specifics on campus).

Freshmen/Sophomore women must leave campus in groups of three or more. Junior/Senior women, in groups of 2.

No more than twenty students may meet off-campus without specific permission.

Males and Females are to use separate public beaches and may not go to the popular Pensacola Beach or to the nearby Boardwalk.

You may not go to a public library.

You may not go onto the campus of any other college in the Pensacola area.

Women are not allowed to hold off campus jobs. (All school jobs during the year pay minimum wage or below)

I love these, they do know they are not allowed to decide what grown adults can and cannot do while off campus right? But then again I guess they don't

[BlackIce, British Commie]

And they think this will stop grown people from downing what now? "Oh Noes! A male and female are talking in an Undesignated area! They are going to have sex and give birth to the child of Satan!" ****ing Idiots.

I really wonder sometimes if the Churches know that Humanity depends on Pro-Creation.

[KN]

And they think this will stop grown people from downing what now? "Oh Noes! A male and female are talking in an Undesignated area! They are going to have sex and give birth to the child of Satan!" ****ing Idiots.

This is the continuation of the same logic behind "if you give kids sex ed they will have sex"

I really wonder sometimes if the Churches know that Humanity depends on Pro-Creation.

****'s in the bible. What this says about christians is down to you

[Grahamr]

There is to be NO. . .

Tardiness.

Littering.

Chewing gum indoors (in certain buildings).

Sleeping in church.

Having more than 8 people at a table in the Varsity Commons.

Eating food purchased off-campus in a public area.

Walking on the grass or landscape.

Wearing face paint at Greek Rush.

Selling anything in the dorms.

Borrowing.

Violent, "occult," or "lewd" computer games.

Covering your Photo ID picture in any way.

Playing of instruments (of any kind) in your room, or outside. The only place to play on campus is in the practice rooms.

Possession of an electric guitar or amplifier.

Taking part in a collegian meeting other than your own.

Automotive repair on campus.

Horseplay. This is completely subjective and can be for anything from loudness to throwing a pillow.

"Indirect Horseplay." This appears to be watching "horseplay" from a distance without doing anything to stop it/being entertained by it.

"Flipping." This involves flipping the empty offering plate as you pass it; it may be considered a disruption of the service.

Turning in another student's attendance card.

Disrespect or "bad attitude."

Profanity.

Fireworks.

Using another person's automobile.

Plagiarism.

Lying or any form of deception (widely interpreted and applicable only to students).

Cheating.

Unauthorized possession of a weapon.

"Obscene" language. This includes the terms "suck" or "sucks."

Stealing/Computer Piracy.

Attendance at a movie theater or unapproved concert/event.

Visiting Pensacola Junior College or the Unversity of West Florida.

Disrupting a public gathering or function.

Possession or use of tobacco/alcohol/controlled substances (includes glue).

Forgery.

Duplicating keys (for those of you who brought down your key-duplicator machine).

Assault or attempted assault.

"Squealing" tires.

Gambling (or possession of standard playing cards).

Involvement in any occultic activity.

"Cracking" the communion cups.

Participating in unauthorized protest, petition, or riot.

Writing or distributing unauthorized literature.

All music, speaking, skits, or public/semi-public performances of any kind must be passed by the administration. This includes collegian meetings, Sunday school, Student Body, etc.

You must follow all usher instructions.

"Students are to walk to activities at the Academy, Print Shop, Awana, Youth Group, and Collegian meetings. Anyone needing to drive should get it approved a head [sic] of time with the Dean of Men's Office."

Finally there is IMPROPER PROCEDURE, which is a catch-all for anything you do which they don't want you to do, but hadn't thought of making it a rule yet.


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Of course, it's not like colleges like this are common, and the people attending aren't just plucked off the streets. So, fundie-related school for fundie-related people.

[BlackIce, British Commie]

Possession of an electric guitar or amplifier.

USELESS ****ING WANKERS!! Ay ay ai..

[KN]

Wearing face paint at Greek Rush.

This fascinates me

[BlackIce, British Commie]

This fascinates me

I am also interested. What is this 'Greek Rush'?

[Tollwutig]

I think we should all apply to be students here together.

[Demontestament]

I think we should all apply to be students here together.

I second this motion. Our enrollment essay(If we need to do one) should be in the form of a Bel Air and our video on why we think we should be accepted should be a rick roll.

[BlackIce, British Commie]

I think we should all apply to be students here together.

Not until you tell me what Greek Rushing is.

[Pelor]

Wouldn't it be easier to dress up like Kiss and tour the campus dragging a cart with a guitar and amp hooked up to a car battery?

Not until you tell me what Greek Rushing is.
Not until you try Google.

[BlackIce, British Commie]

Wouldn't it be easier to dress up like Kiss and tour the campus dragging a cart with a guitar and amp hooked up to a car battery?

That's also a good idea. Now, WHAT IN ****'S NAME IS GREEK RUSHING?

[Demontestament]

Wouldn't it be easier to dress up like Kiss and tour the campus dragging a cart with a guitar and amp hooked up to a car battery?

Well no because think of the outrage directly from the admins of the college when they have to read all of our applications and watch our videos.

And if we were to do your idea, I call "The Demon" Gene Simmons!

[BlackIce, British Commie]

I call "The Demon" Gene Simmons!

Bastard! I wanted him.

[BlackIce, British Commie]

Not until you try Google.

It is no longer fun.

[Demontestament]

I am also interested. What is this 'Greek Rush'?

Greek rush is more than likely their version of pledge week that other colleges have.

[beemoh]

I love these, they do know they are not allowed to decide what grown adults can and cannot do while off campus right? But then again I guess they don't

They are, however, allowed to decide who can study there- and therefore the rules of doing so.

Still nonsense, though.

[Thefremen]

It is no longer fun.

It's basically like freshman year in High School condensed into one week.

[Ace_ofspade]

There is to be NO. . .

...

This would probably sound better in German.

[kurisu7885]

I almost imagine this "college"as some compound with a high fence and security cameras watching every single part of the campus even the dorms, and I imagine random room searches to find offending material.

"No electric guitar or amplifier?" Never kicked the rock is evil phase I see.

"No occult computer games?" Being as broad as they can I see. "The main character isn't wearing a cross, OCCULT!!!"

Makes me think there's a time portal somewhere on that campus back to the 1950s.

[steelcobra]

I almost imagine this "college"as some compound with a high fence and security cameras watching every single part of the campus even the dorms, and I imagine random room searches to find offending material.

"No electric guitar or amplifier?" Never kicked the rock is evil phase I see.

"No occult computer games?" Being as broad as they can I see. "The main character isn't wearing a cross, OCCULT!!!"

Makes me think there's a time portal somewhere on that campus back to the 1950s.

"Christianity doesn't exist in this game! Occult!"

[Grahamr]

Do you actully *learn* at this college or do they just indoctrinate the **** out of you?

My mom thinks that the reason why there are so many small churches nowadays is because the bigger denominations are all scandalous and evil.

[Kincyr]

I wonder what would happen if you opened a Bible to a point in Revelation where a beast is described and shout "Wow! I didn't know there was satanic imagery in here."

[Hannah]

USELESS ****ING WANKERS!! Ay ay ai..

Meh, some normal universities have that rule for students living in residence. It's just a noise issue... never mind that electric guitars are actually quite quiet when played with headphones.

[KN]

This would probably sound better in German.

Yes, it would :3

[Twin-Skies]

http://www.pensacolachristiancollege.com/rules.htm

Have a read through the rules use the link above here are just a few:

Beautiful.

The same sort of stupid doctrine that Christian Fundies have always accused Muslim Fundies of enforcing in the middle east are conveniently emulated in said bible-thumper's own schools.

Kettle, meet pot.

On a related note, here's the school's wiki entry:


Pensacola Christian College (PCC) is an unaccredited, fundamentalist, Independent Baptist[2][3] college in Pensacola, Florida, founded in 1974 by Arlin Horton. It is known as one of the strictest colleges in the U.S. and some claim that it is radically legalistic.

Sums it up pretty well.

[MUTANT SPUD]

Beautiful.

The same sort of stupid doctrine that Christian Fundies have always accused Muslim Fundies of enforcing in the middle east are conveniently emulated in said bible-thumper's own schools.

Kettle, meet pot.

On a related note, here's the school's wiki entry:



Sums it up pretty well. Actually the rules and regulations for this Madrassa:
http://www.mahmoodiyah.org.za/rules_and_regulation.htm
seem pretty fair in comparison, no nutzo punishments for one thing.They just kick you out if you do something wrong, usually coupled with a sound thrashing I might add.

[Thefremen]

Actually the rules and regulations for this Madrassa:
http://www.mahmoodiyah.org.za/rules_and_regulation.htm
seem pretty fair in comparison, no nutzo punishments for one thing.They just kick you out if you do something wrong, usually coupled with a sound thrashing I might add.

You forgot to add that they permit Sandals.

This makes them far superior in my book.

Just goes to show, take away the Christian, take away the Islam, and you have Fundamentalists who are about the same.

[Twin-Skies]

Just goes to show, take away the Christian, take away the Islam, and you have Fundamentalists who are about the same.

I spell fundamentalist as "fanboy"

[BlackIce, British Commie]

I spell fundamentalist as "fanboy"

Mate, you need to stop playing Videogames.

[Tollwutig]

I am also interested. What is this 'Greek Rush'?

You could have looked it up on the wikientry or the link I provided. This particular school has its own version of Greek Rush.

As for normal, er, real Universities, Rush week is where Fraternities and Sororities recruit new members and are allowed campus sanctioned events in order to do this. It typically only happens in the Fall semester, although it can occur also in the Spring. There are also generally many Fraternity/Sorority parties which go along with this, and lots of alcohol consumed.

Particularly in my alma mater, frat parties were required to be invite only in order to prevent underage drinking (it didn't work but hey) with the exception of Rush week where the parties could be open.

[Twin-Skies]

Mate, you need to stop playing Videogames.

Why? They're both:

1. Smelly
2. Obnoxious
3. Know-it-all pricks
4. Narrow-minded
5. think everybody else is wrong
6. fanatical to a fault, sans reasoning

[Ace_ofspade]

Yes, it would :3

/r/ someone cut and edit together a Hitler speech with the list of rules as subtitles.

[KN]

I want to join a Sorority :3

[BlackIce, British Commie]

I wish i'd been to University..

[MUTANT SPUD]

I want to join a Sorority :3 Yeah me too, they just sit around in negligees painting each other's nails and having pillow fights, at least according to every college movie I've ever seen:p

[MUTANT SPUD]

I wish i'd been to University.. My college was more like that christian college, it was beyond boring, 70% of the people in my course were evangelical christians, I went to one function in three years and it was like a third form social. That whole sorority / frat thing has always intrigued me, I've never spoken again to anyone I was at college with..and I never paid my library fines there either.:D

[Grahamr]

So if I was a Muslim and I was walking near this school, what would they do to me?

[Pelor]

So if I was a Muslim and I was walking near this school, what would they do to me?

I don't know... Are you flamboyantly Muslim?


...the answer is "nothing". They are quite happy being their own little, private city-state.

[Grahamr]

I don't know... Are you flamboyantly Muslim?

Is that even possible?

...the answer is "nothing". They are quite happy being their own little, private city-state.

k, what if I was walking IN their city state?:D

http://www.pcci.edu/WhyAttend.html

[Ace_ofspade]

Is that even possible?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/london/content/images/2005/07/05/muslim_gay_300x225.jpg

[steelcobra]

Yeah me too, they just sit around in negligees painting each other's nails and having pillow fights, at least according to every college movie I've ever seen:p

Don't forget experimentation.

[MUTANT SPUD]

Don't forget experimentation.
(giggle) Yeah,and spontaneous games of strip poker, skinny dipping and bizarre initiation rituals.

[Grahamr]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/london/content/images/2005/07/05/muslim_gay_300x225.jpg

0.o

Where is this?


BTW, While Iran hangs Gays, they don't actully give a **** against Lesbians. Intresting. I bet Ahmadineijad surfs /u/.

[steelcobra]

I bet Ahmadineijad surfs /u/.

Who wouldn't? (Outside gay men, of course)