ITT: We are members of British Parliment

[Thefremen]

So apparently they can just put warning labels like the kind they put on fags over there (WARNING: CIGGARETTES WILL KILL YOU INSTANTLY AT ANY GIVEN TIME) which are decidely different from the warnings they put on fags in the USA (which say: WARNING: This person may demand just treatment under law, which, if granted, will bring about the end of the world at the hands of a vengeful God) on Video Games without actually having any proof to back up their claims.

In that same spirit, why don't we make claims without anything to back them up?

James Woods was the 39th president of the United States.

George Bush is the most intelligent human alive.

[KN]

Pi is 3 and the second law of thermodynamics is wrong

[V-22 Osprey]

James Woods was the 39th president of the United States.

My mom would have voted for him.

[Conejo]

i single-handedly created Dinosaurs AND wrote Bonfire of the Vanities.

[Demontestament]

I am the Walrus, Coo Coo Ca Choo.

I suspected the Spanish Inquisition

The cake is not a lie

I killed the dinosaurs

[Ace_ofspade]

The Church of Scientology is an admirable up-and-coming religion with what some may perceive as odd beliefs, but is otherwise completely harmless. Scientology is not a religion so much as it is a philosophy, helping its members unlock their true, hidden potential. Scientology also helps the needy and mentally disabled, by teaching against the beliefs of Psychiatry, a flawed science with no evidence to back itself up. And really, are the teachings of Scientology really any stranger then the believes of Budhhism and Christianity? I think not. ZIONIST GERMAN PHARMACEUTICAL PSYCHIATRISTS WANT TO EAT YOUR CHILDREN

[Conejo]

I killed the dinosaurs

you magnificent bastard.

[Balmung]

World War XIV was won by a coalition of Canadians, Swiss people, Beligians, and France in 1923 after 9 years of nonstop fighting.
Also, pong is the most advanced video game ever (in EVERY possible way).

[nightwng2000]

There is no way to make "Humans were the product of INTELLIGENT Design" sound real, even sarcastically.

[Pelor]

Fish and Chips are delicious.


Strike that. Fish and chips actually are really delicious. I could go for some right now.

[Thefremen]

There are many more interesting expansions which can be made for WoW based on existing lore after WotLK comes out.

[Twin-Skies]

Bill Gates is the Anti-Christ

The cake is a lie (See the ending)

America is the land of the free

The Philippine is an economic and military super-power!!!

I look like Hugh Grant

The GP forums is actually an insidious network of spies and fearmongers built for the purpose of sowing chaos, dissent, and hate.
^
The LaRouchies were right about us.

[Tollwutig]

Iraqi agents bought yellow cake in the Sudan.

The Universe revolves around Jupiter's moon Callisto.

I recently programmed the super intelligent learning computer Skynet, and am just waiting on the opportune time to attach it to the internet.

[Demontestament]

I invented the internet, that ****er Al Gore stole it from me.

[Grahamr]

I am the leader of Anonymous.

I manufactured the Cold War in order to distract attension from my illicit activities.

I wrote the book of revalations.

I regularly go to Vegas to count cards, and then use the money to fund rebellions and insurgencies in the thrid world.

[BlackIce, British Commie]

Please, explain to me the utter **** you are talking.

[beemoh]

Please, explain to me the utter **** you are talking.

If only *someone* would say that in Parliament...

[BlackIce, British Commie]

If only *someone* would say that in Parliament...

:rolleyes: Okay, really, what the **** is going on here?

[Conejo]

:rolleyes: Okay, really, what the **** is going on here?

we're poking a bit of fun at your government?

"Parliament: it's like Congress with a two-drink minimum" - Robin Williams

[BlackIce, British Commie]

we're poking a bit of fun at your government?

"Parlaiment: it's like Congress with a two-drink minimum" - Robin Williams

I repeat my question.

[Demontestament]

I repeat my question.

Go to page 1 and ready the original Post. Everything will then make sense.

[BlackIce, British Commie]

Oh, I've got a wooden leg.

Jesus was an American.

The term 'Lulz' was first used by Ho Chi Minh's ghost in 1975 immediately following the Fall Of Saigon.