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Calvinball
06-13-2007, 11:18 PM
Hello all. I hate to tell you this but I'm here. I am eagerly anticipating my bowl of copypasta. I live in Canada south of Detroit. Yes that's possible, you wouldn't believe the number of times I've call an idiot or worse when I tell some Americans that. After 12 plus years in the wild and glamorous world of rock and roll I have found that elusive beast called a house gig.

See you all in the forums and since I'm brave I'll probably be found in off topic. All animals are current on their shots right?

Grahamr
06-14-2007, 12:31 AM
http://www.bloodknight.net/Manga/Pictures/Schro02.jpg

Welcome to GP. You're ours now. Here's what you can expect.

You'll stay for a while, see a few threads, laugh a bit, and see a few odd things. You'll bookmark the place for further amusement. This is where it all begins.

Before too long, you'll find yourself checking on GP in increased frequencies. First it'll happen occasionally during the week. Then once every day or so. Then more frequently. You'll find yourself checking on it twice a day. Three times. Once per hour. Before you know it, you'll be browsing it for hours at a time.

Slowly, your life will take a back-seat to GP. You'll find yourself forgetting to call people. You'll be late for work because you'll be reading legendary threads. Slowly, your life will decline into a mindless chaos.

As GP and /OT/ slowly consume your mind, your humor will be replaced with our humor. You'll become glued to GP. It'll be the only place you feel accepted. And then, you'll start accepting the weirder conventions. You'll find yourself fapping to all sorts of odd things you used to find disgusting. But now it'll all be commonplace for you, as a normal part of your life. Your personality.

And then, someday down the road, you'll realize what has happened to you. Your loved ones will have left you. You'll be alone. Unemployed. Struggling to survive. And worst of all, you'll be hooked. You won't be able to fight it, because we will be all you know, and all you remember. You'll slowly dissolve into madness, or mindless stupidity. Whichever comes first. And then, one day, you will snap, and all remains of your former self will be crushed under our weight.

Welcome, my friend. Welcome, my brother.

Welcome to your new home.

Welcome to GP

Pelor
06-14-2007, 01:19 AM
I live in Canada south of Detroit. Yes that's possible, you wouldn't believe the number of times I've call an idiot or worse when I tell some Americans that.

You have unmanned me with your geographic knowledge, but rest assured -- we shall meet again on the intellectual battleground, and there, you may not be so fortunate...

:cool:

Thefremen
06-14-2007, 02:51 AM
Hello all. I hate to tell you this but I'm here. I am eagerly anticipating my bowl of copypasta. I live in Canada south of Detroit. Yes that's possible, you wouldn't believe the number of times I've call an idiot or worse when I tell some Americans that. After 12 plus years in the wild and glamorous world of rock and roll I have found that elusive beast called a house gig.

See you all in the forums and since I'm brave I'll probably be found in off topic. All animals are current on their shots right?

Off-Topic hasn't been good for at least a hundred years.

KN
06-14-2007, 07:21 AM
http://www.bloodknight.net/Manga/Pictures/Schro02.jpg

Welcome to GP. You're ours now. Here's what you can expect.

You'll stay for a while, see a few threads, laugh a bit, and see a few odd things. You'll bookmark the place for further amusement. This is where it all begins.

Before too long, you'll find yourself checking on GP in increased frequencies. First it'll happen occasionally during the week. Then once every day or so. Then more frequently. You'll find yourself checking on it twice a day. Three times. Once per hour. Before you know it, you'll be browsing it for hours at a time.

Slowly, your life will take a back-seat to GP. You'll find yourself forgetting to call people. You'll be late for work because you'll be reading legendary threads. Slowly, your life will decline into a mindless chaos.

As GP and /OT/ slowly consume your mind, your humor will be replaced with our humor. You'll become glued to GP. It'll be the only place you feel accepted. And then, you'll start accepting the weirder conventions. You'll find yourself fapping to all sorts of odd things you used to find disgusting. But now it'll all be commonplace for you, as a normal part of your life. Your personality.

And then, someday down the road, you'll realize what has happened to you. Your loved ones will have left you. You'll be alone. Unemployed. Struggling to survive. And worst of all, you'll be hooked. You won't be able to fight it, because we will be all you know, and all you remember. You'll slowly dissolve into madness, or mindless stupidity. Whichever comes first. And then, one day, you will snap, and all remains of your former self will be crushed under our weight.

Welcome, my friend. Welcome, my brother.

Welcome to your new home.

Welcome to GP

Some day I will destroy you and your fake copypasta >_>

seductivpancakes
06-14-2007, 09:03 AM
Hi.

I prefer KN's copypasta bowl.

Grahamr
06-14-2007, 12:02 PM
Some day I will destroy you and your fake copypasta >_>

Your futile excuse of pasta is an antique of a worthless era...it stands no chance against my Advanced, Superior copypasta.


You have cats???

I have a catboy!

What ever will you do?:D

Hannah
06-14-2007, 12:16 PM
http://www.g-collections.com/graphics/games/meowchr2.jpg

Welcome to GP. You're ours now. Here's what you can expect.

You'll stay for a while, see a few threads, laugh a bit, and see a few odd things. You'll bookmark the place for further amusement. This is where it all begins.

Before too long, you'll find yourself checking on GP in increased frequencies. First it'll happen occasionally during the week. Then once every day or so. Then more frequently. You'll find yourself checking on it twice a day. Three times. Once per hour. Before you know it, you'll be browsing it for hours at a time.

Slowly, your life will take a back-seat to GP. You'll find yourself forgetting to call people. You'll be late for work because you'll be reading legendary threads. Slowly, your life will decline into a mindless chaos.

As GP and /OT/ slowly consume your mind, your humor will be replaced with our humor. You'll become glued to GP. It'll be the only place you feel accepted. And then, you'll start accepting the weirder conventions. You'll find yourself fapping to all sorts of odd things you used to find disgusting. But now it'll all be commonplace for you, as a normal part of your life. Your personality.

And then, someday down the road, you'll realize what has happened to you. Your loved ones will have left you. You'll be alone. Unemployed. Struggling to survive. And worst of all, you'll be hooked. You won't be able to fight it, because we will be all you know, and all you remember. You'll slowly dissolve into madness, or mindless stupidity. Whichever comes first. And then, one day, you will snap, and all remains of your former self will be crushed under our weight.

Welcome, my friend. Welcome, my brother.

Welcome to your new home.

Welcome to GP

I upgraded your copypasta for you. It now contains catgirl.

Or maybe doggirl. I'm not entirely sure what she's supposed to be.

seductivpancakes
06-14-2007, 02:54 PM
Don't animal people count as furries? Why in the world would that be better then anything?

Grahamr
06-14-2007, 04:03 PM
I upgraded your copypasta for you. It now contains catgirl.

Or maybe doggirl. I'm not entirely sure what she's supposed to be.

Ironically, both of them are nazis.

Thanks for the upgrade...but i perfer Schrodinger...

Hannah
06-14-2007, 04:26 PM
Ironically, both of them are nazis.

Thanks for the upgrade...but i perfer Schrodinger...

Well, Schroedinger definitely has a cooler name. I forget what the girl's name is, but it's something boring and Japanese. She's some hentai game character, judging by the website where I found that pic.

Calvinball
06-14-2007, 05:25 PM
BURP...

excuse-me I enjoyed that bowl of copypasta. I would however, really like to try KN's copypasta. Unless it's forbidden to have two bowls.

seductivpancakes
06-15-2007, 02:09 PM
Both bowls might fight over the right to have your soul.

KN
06-15-2007, 02:27 PM
Your futile excuse of pasta is an antique of a worthless era...it stands no chance against my Advanced, Superior copypasta.


You have cats???

I have a catboy!

What ever will you do?:D

Rape the catboy

Grahamr
06-15-2007, 03:56 PM
Rape the catboy

Ahh.

But he can be Everyvhere and Novhere, to qoute him...so raping would be rather difficult.