Greetings from the UK

[Ivresse]

Hello there, how are you all?

My name's Ivresse, I come from Woking in the UK, and I can honestly say I'm a true gamer and am a keen supporter in all things gaming, and have been since my first computer (an Atari 800XL of all things...).

I look forward to discussing stuff with you all, especially on the political side, bringing a few views about how gaming is going in the UK.

[kurisu7885]

Welcome aboard. someone will be by shortly with your complimentary bowl of copypasta. enjoy :D

[KN]

Here is your bowl of copypasta

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Welcome to GP. You're ours now. Here's what you can expect.

You'll stay for a while, see a few threads, laugh a bit, and see a few odd things. You'll bookmark the place for further amusement. This is where it all begins.

Before too long, you'll find yourself checking on GP in increased frequencies. First it'll happen occasionally during the week. Then once every day or so. Then more frequently. You'll find yourself checking on it twice a day. Three times. Once per hour. Before you know it, you'll be browsing it for hours at a time.

Slowly, your life will take a back-seat to GP. You'll find yourself forgetting to call people. You'll be late for work because you'll be reading legendary threads. Slowly, your life will decline into a mindless chaos.

As GP and /OT/ slowly consume your mind, your humor will be replaced with our humor. You'll become glued to GP. It'll be the only place you feel accepted. And then, you'll start accepting the weirder conventions. You'll find yourself fapping to all sorts of odd things you used to find disgusting. But now it'll all be commonplace for you, as a normal part of your life. Your personality.

And then, someday down the road, you'll realize what has happened to you. Your loved ones will have left you. You'll be alone. Unemployed. Struggling to survive. And worst of all, you'll be hooked. You won't be able to fight it, because we will be all you know, and all you remember. You'll slowly dissolve into madness, or mindless stupidity. Whichever comes first. And then, one day, you will snap, and all remains of your former self will be crushed under our weight.

Welcome, my friend. Welcome, my brother.

Welcome to your new home.

Welcome to GP.

[Tollwutig]

Greetings from the Moderators. I am sure as kurisu has already stated someone will be along with your copy pasta soon.

Just so you know the moderators here have their own opinions on issues, and freely join in the debates. However whenever we decide we must go into "official" mode we typically start typing in color.

Other than that the rules are relatively simple, keep it clean, and don't flame anyone.

Welcome aboard
Tollwutig
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