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KN
06-06-2007, 08:41 PM
The Story So Far
Day 1 - Pink gorillas and pillow wars (http://www.hobobucket.com/otproject/day1.html)
Day 2 - Not-a-bong and the Couchmongler (http://www.hobobucket.com/otproject/day2.html)
Day 3 - Pink gorrilas making music and firemanwoman (http://www.hobobucket.com/otproject/day3.html)
Day 4 - A tragic event (http://www.hobobucket.com/otproject/day4.html)
Day 5 - I am here to eat your consumables (http://www.hobobucket.com/otproject/day5.html)
Day 6 - Faaaanservice! (http://www.hobobucket.com/otproject/day6.html)

I'm bored, and I want an excuse to play The Sims 2, so I thought of this.

It is my intention to put GP members that volunteer in a random house and have them attend to themselves. I will not interact with them whatsoever except confirming dialogue boxes that may pop up for some reason. I will however alter the house and what is contained within if I see fit, or if you request this. I'm going to use the money cheat, just so you know.

I will then screenshot humerous events and post them here with 'witty' commentary.

Obviously, a house can only hold 8 sims, and I am placing 5 in it for now. Apply within, and either supply a picture which I will model you after, or tell me to go completely nuts. You also need to provide your personality points disturbition (look up how this works if you don't know) and/or sign. I'm setting everyone's lifetime goal blabla to " cheeseburger" or whatever the " ****ing around" option is.

I will randomly pick 5 people, and will expand this to 6, 7 and 8 in the future if I somehow actually keep this u

I will attend all this tomorrow, as I am currently in bed.

EDIT: Some copypasta regarding personality points. The 'suggestions' can be ignored, as we want funneh, not game advancement. Go wild with suggestions here.


Personalities
A Sim's personality is their very essence. The personality determines a Sim's natural ability to do or react to things, and the combination of what you choose can directly affect the difficulty of the game. The personality is damn near the only determining factor of behavior when your Sim is on automatic mode (Free Will). The personality is, in short, the most important factor in Sim creation.

Personalities are determined via five pairs of categories. You can put to 10 points in any one category, as long as your total between all pairs does not exceed 25. Unlike The Sims 1, you must have every point accounted for. No more Sims with personalities with less than 25 total points allotted will be allowed.

It may be a little confusing to think of categories in pairs, but it's pretty simple. Here's a breakdown of each pair, what it means, how it affects your Sims, and what strategies can be employed because of them.

Sloppy/Neat: This affects the Sim's natural desire to clean up after itself, and its tolerance for crap around the house. A Sim with points in this category will automatically wash dishes after eating, and will rarely leave puddles after showers and baths. The Sim will, however, be extremely irritated at dirty dishes and stinky Sims. Sims with few points here will be the complete opposite.

Many gamers feel that points here are a waste of time, and they have a point. Getting a maid back in the old days of Sims 1 was a fantastic way to keep a clean house on someone else's time. It was extremely cheap, and allowed your Sim to have personality in "more important" areas. However, now that maids are more expensive, it's less helpful. Also, having a clean house automatically will impress guests more, and that may JUST be enough to get a Sim to befriend you. Arguments can be made on both sides, and the only way to know whether it'll help you is to play some. If it's your first Sim ever, set it at 3. If it's your first Sim in Sims 2 but you're a vet of Sims 1, set it at 4 or 5.

Shy/Outgoing: This affects the Sim's ability to make friends. A Sim with many points here will easily gain friendships, but will also need friendship more frequently than a Sim without those points.

This can be the most important personality… or the least important, depending on how you play. It's no secret that the hardest need to get fulfill (again, needs are explained later in detail) is the Social need. Setting this personality high will allow your Sim to quickly recover its Social need, but setting it low will retard the decay of said need, allowing you to spend more time doing other things. Unless you plan your Sim to pursue the Politics career track, or throw many parties, set this at 5 until you're more comfortable with Sims 2 (even if you're a Sims 1 vet).

Lazy/Active: This sets the decay of your Sim's energy, but also changes its preference for activities. A lazy Sim will be more inclined to read a book or watch TV than, say, work out or dance. That alone is not necessarily bad, but again, with low scores in this personality, your Sim also won't last long when he HAS to push himself, and all Sims do at some point.

This plays more into your personal play style. It's pretty much just as easy and cheap to buy a TV for fun as it is a stereo, and both double as a workout machine. Unless you plan on doing some hardcore sessions for job skill gains (also explained later), keep this one around 5.

Serious/Playful: Basically self-explanatory, this personality affects a Sim's preference for things to do when it is bored. A playful Sim will be more inclined to watch TV or play computer games than read a book or look through a telescope. Also, Sims with high points here can have playful interactions with other Sims (like telling jokes or tickling) pass more than they fail.

Like the Lazy/Active pair, Serious/Playful plays more into your personal style. It's typical to make some snooty Sims, and set more Lazy and more Serious personalities. Or you can make blue-collar middle-class Sims who are more Active and more Playful. Any combination will work, provided you have the Sim do what plays into its strengths.

Grouchy/Nice: This one affects not only a Sim's inclination to other Sims, but also indirectly how easy it is for the Sim to make friends. A grouchy Sim will insult and nag strangers, bringing down relationship levels and basically annoying the crap out of the target.

ZippyDSMlee
06-06-2007, 10:18 PM
Cant I be sloopy,shy and lazy? :P

John
06-06-2007, 10:42 PM
I'll play! But I ain't supplying no damn picture of myself, ya hear!

I'll give ya the basics. Tall, pale-ish, hairy-ish, short dark brown hair, brown eyes, glasses, blue jeans + black band shirt.

As for personality. Neat/Shy/Lazy/Playful/Nice.

nightwng2000
06-06-2007, 11:03 PM
Cant I be sloopy,shy and lazy? :P

Zippy... check a mirror. I think that's all the proof you need that you can be. :)

ZippyDSMlee
06-06-2007, 11:13 PM
Zippy... check a mirror. I think that's all the proof you need that you can be. :)

I meant can *buries you in disorganized stuff and steals all you food*
:P

Hannah
06-07-2007, 12:02 AM
PICK ME! PICK ME! :D

I'm a bit hard to turn into a sim since my hair doesn't seem to exist in the game -- for some reason, girl sims aren't allowed to have bad hair -- but any sim with a relatively round face, blue eyes, and long straight brown hair will resemble me to some extent.

I have a knowledge aspiration, and I'm relatively neat, lazy, and grouchy. Since my social skills suck, I'd probably also be considered shy... or maybe the grouchy stat would cover that, since I don't hide from people all the time. As for serious/playful, I'm really not sure. I like reading and keeping to myself, but I also enjoy playing games and running around like an idiot. A neutral score would probably be best, or perhaps one that leans slightly toward the playful side of things.

I tried making a Sim of myself in my Sims 2 game... and then I made her bang several women, turn into a werewolf, and fill her house with weirdly-named cats. Lately I've been naming cats after evil historical figures, so I have cute and fuzzy kitties named Himmler, Stalin, Josef Mengele, and Vlad the Impaler, though they aren't all in the same house.

Ace_ofspade
06-07-2007, 12:54 AM
Make me resemble this-

http://pr0n.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/f/fc/Poolsclosed.jpg/180px-Poolsclosed.jpg

Also, whichever personality best fits.

Thefremen
06-07-2007, 04:17 AM
Dude, do me, and remember to have the guy falkes mask on the sim.

KN
06-07-2007, 06:57 AM
Yaaay!

Need to find my cds now x.x

KN
06-07-2007, 11:31 AM
*bump*

Welcome. Welcome to a story that will change your life forever, even more so than the furry porn you were exposed to at some point.

The idea is as follows:
One asks random forum people to describe the sim they wish to be in this crazy endeavour. One creates said sims. One places them in the largest house one can find. One does not interact with the sims. One watches. Telling the sims to do anything is forbidden. Rearranging, deleting or buying new furniture or whatever is allowed. The money cheat may be used. If a sim dies, it is to be replaced with an entirely new one. The game may not be sped up, and sessions are 24 hours in-game.

It begins now (http://hobobucket.com/otproject/day1.html)

Tollwutig
06-07-2007, 11:44 AM
OK this is going to be amusing.

John
06-07-2007, 08:20 PM
It begins now (http://hobobucket.com/otproject/day1.html)

I'm scared to ask which one is me...

KN
06-07-2007, 08:38 PM
I'm scared to ask which one is me...

It says so. You're to the left of Ace

John
06-07-2007, 08:41 PM
It says so. You're to the left of Ace

Oh...

...

WHY'D YOU MAKE ME LOOK SO GAY!?

...

AND WHY THE **** AM I CHECKING OUT FREMAN'S ASS?! (http://www.hobobucket.com/otproject/images/day1/07.jpg)

EDIT: DEAR GOD! I'm pissing myself laughing at this! This is awesome!

And I have phasing powers!

KN
06-07-2007, 08:45 PM
Oh...

...

WHY'D YOU MAKE ME LOOK SO GAY!?

...

AND WHY THE **** AM I CHECKING OUT FREMAN'S ASS?! (http://www.hobobucket.com/otproject/images/day1/07.jpg)

Oh god, he is O_O

Ace_ofspade
06-07-2007, 09:01 PM
>_<

The only thing worse then being a furry is having a gorrila as your fursona.

But it's still intensely awesome. =D

steelcobra
06-08-2007, 12:48 AM
You wanna throw one of me in there perhaps? White guy, small glasses, short hair, tan pants/shorts, random t-shirt. Attributes middle of the road.

KN
06-08-2007, 07:29 AM
I'll put you on the list. Adding an additional member in 5 days :3

BetaSword
06-08-2007, 08:11 AM
Feel free to add me.

I'm sure you can find a picture of me somewhere around here. I mean, I've did go through that interesting little camwhore phase here and all... And I still look mostly the same, except with longer hair, and more facial hair. Meh.

As for stats...

Somewhat lazy, rather shy, horribly lazy, midway between serious and playful, and quite nice.

And for sign, pisces. Wee.

Oh. And just going by day one, it seems this is going to be quite amusing, and definitly something I'll have to watch now.

And now I want to use The Movies to make an /OT/ movie... Though I haven't the slightest clue what it'd be about.

Demontestament
06-08-2007, 12:17 PM
I demands to be added! Though I want to be the one who traps our neighbors in rooms until they die :D. What?

KN
06-08-2007, 01:23 PM
By the way, the "8 sims" limit is not actually a limit. It was put in to prevent peoples' computers from running incredibly slow when 20 characters are running around. All you need is space.

I know mine can handle it because I had a lot with 25 ghosts. Ghosts count as active characters. (I had this many because I was collecting all ghost colours. A ghost is coloured differently depending on how the sim died)

5 days till first expansion. I'mma roll a dice or something to decide which of you three gets in first.


I got Seasons. I am making the second session as we speak. Current highlights: glowy-eyed wolves roaming outside. Zippy playing pool. Ninja Action Painting!!1111!1 with Thefremen.

John
06-08-2007, 08:29 PM
Hey! Where's todays update? I need my fill of lulz!

KN
06-08-2007, 08:43 PM
Hey! Where's todays update? I need my fill of lulz!

Photoshop CS3 was being an asshole. I'll work on that now ^_^

Grahamr
06-08-2007, 08:45 PM
lol.

____________________________

BetaSword
06-08-2007, 09:56 PM
Hey! Where's todays update? I need my fill of lulz!

I second this motion.

KN
06-08-2007, 10:00 PM
It's finally here. Not-a-bong and the Couchmongler (http://www.hobobucket.com/otproject/day2.html)!

John
06-08-2007, 10:10 PM
It's finally here. Not-a-bong and the Couchmongler (http://www.hobobucket.com/otproject/day2.html)!

HELL YEAH! PHAZING POWERS RULE!

But why am I so gay!?

steelcobra
06-09-2007, 03:37 AM
http://userpic.livejournal.com/62271858/2923282

BetaSword
06-10-2007, 06:19 AM
Ahem. I'm noticing a distinct lack of my daily dose of lulz derived from this experiment. I think you should do something about this, KN, before I'm forced to come over there and make you. Indeed.

steelcobra
06-10-2007, 06:42 AM
He's on a different time zone. give him some breathing room there.

KN
06-10-2007, 10:33 AM
I was busy yesterday. I'm going in now :)

KN
06-10-2007, 12:48 PM
*bumpadump*

Day 3 - Pink gorrilas making music and firemanwoman (http://www.hobobucket.com/otproject/day3.html)

I'll try do day 4 today as well.

John
06-11-2007, 07:19 PM
*bumpadump*

Day 3 - Pink gorrilas making music and firemanwoman (http://www.hobobucket.com/otproject/day3.html)

I'll try do day 4 today as well.

D-d-did I fall asleep in my lunch?

John
06-14-2007, 10:24 PM
Bump.

Seriously, I had to bump this?

KN
06-15-2007, 08:28 AM
Sorreh :(

I was busy T_T

KN
06-15-2007, 09:39 AM
*bump*

Day 4 - A tragic event (http://www.hobobucket.com/otproject/day4.html)

Read the update, and then vote on the question asked within.

John
06-15-2007, 07:09 PM
NO WAY! ZIPPY DIED?!

...

Add a new houseguest!

Hannah
06-15-2007, 07:11 PM
I agree, add someone new :D That way, Zippy will get to haunt the house.

Another possibility would be to bring him back as a zombie, but I think a ghost Zippy would be more fun.

Ace_ofspade
06-15-2007, 07:13 PM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!</Vader>

Put that wacky Demon in there, me thinks.

Samson Effect
06-15-2007, 10:28 PM
So is there a waiting list to have a character in here or something?

BetaSword
06-16-2007, 12:23 AM
I'd have to agree with the others. Add a new character. Ghost Zippy would likely make things even more interesting, anyways.

And I'm not just saying that cause I wanna be in... *cough*

KN
06-16-2007, 06:32 AM
So is there a waiting list to have a character in here or something?

I kinda randomly pick someone out of those who applied.

I think I have DT, Betasword and steelcobra. Did I miss anyone?

steelcobra
06-16-2007, 06:48 AM
Not that I know of.

Samson Effect
06-16-2007, 11:46 AM
I'll toss my hat into the ring. :) Medium height, moderate size, long brown hair (shoulders-ish), jeans and t-shirts.

I'd say leaning slightly toward sloppy, and leaning a bit further towards shy, towards the active side of active/lazy, in the middle with serious/playful, and toward the nice end of the spectrum. :)

John
06-16-2007, 12:17 PM
Yay! New rape victims...er...I mean houseguests!

KN
06-16-2007, 03:06 PM
Day 5 - I am here to eat your consumables (http://www.hobobucket.com/otproject/day5.html)

Inside you shall see who got picked. Also includes a small tribute to Zippy, who we will probably see in ghost form many times.

EDIT: And a new logo on the front page.

Ace_ofspade
06-16-2007, 04:05 PM
Day 5 - I am here to eat your consumables (http://www.hobobucket.com/otproject/day5.html)

Inside you shall see who got picked. Also includes a small tribute to Zippy, who we will probably see in ghost form many times.

EDIT: And a new logo on the front page.

O.O

My... ass...

John
06-16-2007, 07:15 PM
Why do I constantly walk around in my underwear?

KN
06-16-2007, 08:50 PM
Why do I constantly walk around in my underwear?

Everyone has a ton of baths and showers for no real reason. I don't show this because it's extremely boring. But that's where you are when you aren't in the picture. Bathing.

Most of the time they don't change back into their clothes for a while.

John
06-16-2007, 10:12 PM
Everyone has a ton of baths and showers for no real reason. I don't show this because it's extremely boring. But that's where you are when you aren't in the picture. Bathing.

Most of the time they don't change back into their clothes for a while.

Ohh...hahaha...

Theory?
06-16-2007, 10:24 PM
Wow, that's what The Sims 2 looks like? That's pretty awesome. I almost want it now. I wonder if it will work or if it will just lose in the sound department due to my awkward sound setup.

KN
06-17-2007, 08:27 AM
It supports 5.1/7.1, so I don't think sound is going to suck that much.

steelcobra
06-17-2007, 08:33 AM
He's got the funky studio card that games don't support, remember?

KN
06-17-2007, 08:36 AM
He's got the funky studio card that games don't support, remember?

If Windows doesn't go insane because of it, the game really shouldn't.

Besides, after a while you're better off playing your own music in the background.

Thefremen
06-17-2007, 12:00 PM
If Windows doesn't go insane because of it, the game really shouldn't.

Besides, after a while you're better off playing your own music in the background.

Well if it supports Direct x it should be (somewhat) ok.

Demontestament
06-18-2007, 01:28 PM
:D Sweet I am in the SIMS. Damn I look angry at times, did you make me mean KN?

KN
06-18-2007, 01:57 PM
:D Sweet I am in the SIMS. Damn I look angry at times, did you make me mean KN?

Serious and grouchy, but outgoing.

I'll try to do something today.

Theory?
06-18-2007, 01:58 PM
If Windows doesn't go insane because of it, the game really shouldn't.

Besides, after a while you're better off playing your own music in the background.

No, the deal is I have an external sound card/firewire recording interface. It can only output one sync rate at a time, and most games output multiple sync rates for different sample levels. Background noises come out at lower sync rates, than sfx and even higher still is vocal sounds or prominently heard sounds. When that happens, my sound card freaks out and tries to render the sounds at it's current setting which automatically changes to the highest demand of whatever program is accessing it, so all those other sounds come out slow and robotic and it causes the game to run super buggy.

Rather annoying, really, but I do more audio than gaming so my priorities dictate that matter.

KN
06-18-2007, 02:01 PM
Sounds are not that important ingame anyway. You could turn them off. Anything that alerts you with a sound alerts you in another way too.

Except maybe the phone, but you should see it ringing anyway. And sims will pick it up too.

Tollwutig
06-18-2007, 03:12 PM
I am now tempted to get the SIMS 2 and experiment. I wonder if my laptop can handle it. Also I would need the cheats.

Demontestament
06-18-2007, 03:17 PM
Serious and grouchy, but outgoing.

I approve :D, and apparently I don't take crap when pillow fights are attempted, I just throw curve balls at them. :D

John
06-19-2007, 02:07 PM
I'm having a bad day. And I need some LULZ to make it better.

Theory?
06-19-2007, 02:09 PM
I'm having a bad day. And I need some LULZ to make it better.

www.homestarrunner.com

KN
06-19-2007, 05:06 PM
I'm having a bad day. And I need some LULZ to make it better.

Awww.

I'll go do a session now.

KN
06-25-2007, 07:07 PM
IT IS TIME!

Day 6 - Faaaanservice! (http://www.hobobucket.com/otproject/day6.html)

Ohma
06-25-2007, 08:26 PM
Is it still possible to insert another sim? Like of me for instance?

ZippyDSMlee
06-25-2007, 10:47 PM
holy sht I got hit by a satilite...I guess they ARE coming for me 0-o
LOL

Ohma
06-25-2007, 10:55 PM
Yeah, that sucks dude. I didn't even know that was possible in TS2. :eek: