And Hello Again...

[MachShot]

None of you remember me, but I logged on months ago here. I made a couple of posts and then my computer died on me. Well, here is my re-introduction.

My gaming alias (or GamerTag, however you wish to describe it) is MachShot. Years ago I toyed around with other gamer names (which were all stupid, btw) and eventualy I thought of this name and I stuck with it.

I'm a sixteen year old guy who happens to live out in the boondocks of Arkansas. My accent, on the other hand, has a much more city sound to it than my neighboring residents.

I first came to this site amid the apex of the 'Hot Coffee' issue and I thought of the idea of this website as shear genius! It was very appealing to me as well because unlike the average guy my age, I am very political. My political affiliation is moderate for those who wish to know. I'm right between liberal and conservative ideals.

Well, I hope to have a nice stay here at the GPForums.:D

[Bad Wolf]

Hiya! Hope you enjoy yourself. And I love your avatar. I wish to have Stephen Colbert's babies.

[MachShot]

Thanks! I'm a member of the Colbert Nation myself.

[KN]

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Welcome to GP. You're ours now. Here's what you can expect.

You'll stay for a while, see a few threads, laugh a bit, and see a few odd things. You'll bookmark the place for further amusement. This is where it all begins.

Before too long, you'll find yourself checking on GP in increased frequencies. First it'll happen occasionally during the week. Then once every day or so. Then more frequently. You'll find yourself checking on it twice a day. Three times. Once per hour. Before you know it, you'll be browsing it for hours at a time.

Slowly, your life will take a back-seat to GP. You'll find yourself forgetting to call people. You'll be late for work because you'll be reading legendary threads. Slowly, your life will decline into a mindless chaos.

As GP and /OT/ slowly consume your mind, your humor will be replaced with our humor. You'll become glued to GP. It'll be the only place you feel accepted. And then, you'll start accepting the weirder conventions. You'll find yourself fapping to all sorts of odd things you used to find disgusting. But now it'll all be commonplace for you, as a normal part of your life. Your personality.

And then, someday down the road, you'll realize what has happened to you. Your loved ones will have left you. You'll be alone. Unemployed. Struggling to survive. And worst of all, you'll be hooked. You won't be able to fight it, because we will be all you know, and all you remember. You'll slowly dissolve into madness, or mindless stupidity. Whichever comes first. And then, one day, you will snap, and all remains of your former self will be crushed under our weight.

Welcome, my friend. Welcome, my brother.

Welcome to your new home.

Welcome to GP.

[GamePolitics]

Hallo, MachShot!

Glad to see you aboard...


-His GPness

:D

[Grahamr]

Cool, we need more moderate voices.

[MachShot]

Thanks guys!

Oh, and thank you GP for sending me the re-activation e-mail. The server didn't send me one automaticaly after I changed my address.

[Tollwutig]

Cool it's always nice having more moderate voices, although you'll be tagged as a screaming Liberal by some, and a Right wing nut job by others. But considering the nature of todays politics you should be used to this by now.

Also Colbert rules this is why he will win any election he chooses to run in.

[MachShot]

Also Colbert rules this is why he will win any election he chooses to run in.

Stewart Colbert '08

Oh, I can see it now.:rolleyes: