Hail and Goodday!

[Alfedhil Elf-Hewer]

Greetings I be Alfedhil the Elf-Hewer.

I hail from ohio, and i play:
TES III:Morrowind
TES IV:Oblivion
Battle for Middle-Earth II
and The Outfit

Am currently seeking a way to access the console on the xbox 360(strange that you can't access console commands on the console...) for Oblivion, and also to use mods for the pc on the 360. Have been told it's impossible but i will not give up!

[steelcobra]

A console is not a computer.

Oh, and
http://www.knitemare.org/cats/supcat.jpg

[KN]

Welcome wagon in three... two.. one

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v363/King_nintendoid/pixor/yhelotharcats.png

Welcome to GP. You're ours now. Here's what you can expect.

You'll stay for a while, see a few threads, laugh a bit, and see a few odd things. You'll bookmark the place for further amusement. This is where it all begins.

Before too long, you'll find yourself checking on GP in increased frequencies. First it'll happen occasionally during the week. Then once every day or so. Then more frequently. You'll find yourself checking on it twice a day. Three times. Once per hour. Before you know it, you'll be browsing it for hours at a time.

Slowly, your life will take a back-seat to GP. You'll find yourself forgetting to call people. You'll be late for work because you'll be reading legendary threads. Slowly, your life will decline into a mindless chaos.

As GP and /OT/ slowly consume your mind, your humor will be replaced with our humor. You'll become glued to GP. It'll be the only place you feel accepted. And then, you'll start accepting the weirder conventions. You'll find yourself fapping to all sorts of odd things you used to find disgusting. But now it'll all be commonplace for you, as a normal part of your life. Your personality.

And then, someday down the road, you'll realize what has happened to you. Your loved ones will have left you. You'll be alone. Unemployed. Struggling to survive. And worst of all, you'll be hooked. You won't be able to fight it, because we will be all you know, and all you remember. You'll slowly dissolve into madness, or mindless stupidity. Whichever comes first. And then, one day, you will snap, and all remains of your former self will be crushed under our weight.

Welcome, my friend. Welcome, my brother.

Welcome to your new home.

Welcome to GP.

[georox]

A console is not a computer.



QFT.

You can't access the console, you can't mod it, you can't change things. Sorry, its true.

Oh, and welcome!

[steelcobra]

The only way to do anything like that is through a cheat device or by operating on your console to add a mod chip.

[Thefremen]

Just use the ~ key, then type in cheats!

Oh wait, the x-box controller doesn't have that key?

[georox]

I forgot to add Ohio sucks, Michigan owns its face :O Burn!

[Alfedhil Elf-Hewer]

Haha.. Ohio does suck.

[georox]

Haha.. Ohio does suck.

You just took all of the fun from my post and crumpled it into a ball and burned it :(

[IonD.]

Hey there, Elf-Hewer! :-)