A Tentative Hello

[sir.jamesgreen]

Well nice to meet you all, having been lurking on the comment pages throwing my opinions behind some of the articles I thought it was about time I got a forum account together and started debating with the die-hards.

Some basics about me...

Name: James Greenhalgh
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland
Political Alignment: Changing daily, Predominantly New Labour (none of the mainstream political parties have the balls to be heavily right or left wing over here, unfortunately despite some of Tony Blair's major tragic decisions his government have done rather well for the country...)
Newspaper: Times
Currently Studying: Computing/Maths

That's about as exciting as I can make myself seem just now, hope to see some of you around on the forums.

James

[KN]

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Welcome to GP. You're ours now. Here's what you can expect.

You'll stay for a while, see a few threads, laugh a bit, and see a few odd things. You'll bookmark the place for further amusement. This is where it all begins.

Before too long, you'll find yourself checking on GP in increased frequencies. First it'll happen occasionally during the week. Then once every day or so. Then more frequently. You'll find yourself checking on it twice a day. Three times. Once per hour. Before you know it, you'll be browsing it for hours at a time.

Slowly, your life will take a back-seat to GP. You'll find yourself forgetting to call people. You'll be late for work because you'll be reading legendary threads. Slowly, your life will decline into a mindless chaos.

As GP and /OT/ slowly consume your mind, your humor will be replaced with our humor. You'll become glued to GP. It'll be the only place you feel accepted. And then, you'll start accepting the weirder conventions. You'll find yourself fapping to all sorts of odd things you used to find disgusting. But now it'll all be commonplace for you, as a normal part of your life. Your personality.

And then, someday down the road, your mom will get scared and say "you're movin with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air. "

I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said "FRESH" and had dice in the mirror. If anything I would say this cab was rare, but hey forget it, yo homes to Bel Air.

I pulled up to a house at about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie yo homes smell ya later. Look at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel Air.

[Thefremen]

Oh God how I love these threads.

Welcome to GP, although some people may say everyone from Scotland is evil, I disagree. Mick Fleetwood is not evil.

[seductivpancakes]

Hi dude! Welcome.

[Grahamr]

We have people of all nationalities on this board.....

[Hannah]

One of these days, we need to get a GP Ventrilo/Teamspeak server going. We have too many people with undoubtedly cool accents for it to be any less than awesome.

[kurisu7885]

One of these days, we need to get a GP Ventrilo/Teamspeak server going. We have too many people with undoubtedly cool accents for it to be any less than awesome.

Or at least cool voices.

[Thefremen]

One of these days, we need to get a GP Ventrilo/Teamspeak server going. We have too many people with undoubtedly cool accents for it to be any less than awesome.

Ya mate, it would be wicked sweet!

I know most of you haven't heard an Arrakeen accent.

[sir.jamesgreen]

I wouldn't get too excited... My accent is dull at best, side effect of being sent to a private school I guess...

I could always fake it if it'll make you all happy.

[Thefremen]

I wouldn't get too excited... My accent is dull at best, side effect of being sent to a private school I guess...

I could always fake it if it'll make you all happy.

Could you speak in a cockney accent like the Orks in WH40K?

[KN]

Oh God how I love these threads.

Welcome to GP, although some people may say everyone from Scotland is evil, I disagree. Mick Fleetwood is not evil.

But that guy is not a True Scotsma- *ducks*