Critics Target Navy Dolphin Defense Plan

[weatherlight]

Artical from ABC News (http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=2988467), Video on Yahoo news (http://www.yahoo.com/s/544404).

I have to say that this is sweet, we got dolphins trained to defend our nuclear subs.

[Thefremen]

Personally I think they should use seals instead. I mean, they're the navy so....navy seals? It just makes more sense is all.

[Dagrak]

Train some sharks, that way you don't even need to mark where the intruder is and the shark gets a tasty treat as a reward.

[John]

Personally I think they should use seals instead. I mean, they're the navy so....navy seals? It just makes more sense is all.

Sorry, Canada's too busy clubbing them.

[seductivpancakes]

Personally I think they should use seals instead. I mean, they're the navy so....navy seals? It just makes more sense is all.

But using seals makes it so obvious to the enemies. You have to not make sense to confuse the enemy.

[Thefremen]

But using seals makes it so obvious to the enemies. You have to not make sense to confuse the enemy.

Well in that case they should use Velociraptors, that would confuse the hell out of them.

[seductivpancakes]

Well in that case they should use Velociraptors, that would confuse the hell out of them.

I dont think velociraptors swim to well.

[Thefremen]

I dont think velociraptors swim to well.

Give 'em floaties or boats even. Itty bitty dino itty bitty boat I don't habeeb!

[weatherlight]

Raptors in scuba gear, now that is a great idea

[Jabrwock]

Sorry, Canada's too busy clubbing them.
It's a distraction to keep yuppies from complaining about our oil sands. ;)

[KN]

Giant squids.

[seductivpancakes]

Giant squids.

Just like the soviets in red alert 2.

[kurisu7885]

Can't wait to see how PETA tries to tackle this one.