Hello to GP and all...

[Skeeblar]

Been reading GP since near its inception! Saw the "fun" that was had when JT had ascess to the Livejournal (and Dennis banning him, what 10+ times?)
Greetings to you all from Game Legislation-free (i hope) New Hampshire!

[Thefremen]

Welcome! Hopefully you won't be putoff by all the flamewars, just wear asbestos armor if you go to off-topic.

[MrKenyon]

Greetings, and welcome to the club! Off-topic's not as bad as some think. Just go in with an open mind and the knowledge that the Internet is not Serious Business, and I'm sure you'll get along with everyone just fine. :)

[GamePolitics]

Hey, Skeeblar...

welcome back!

:D

[Grahamr]

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Welcome to GP. You're ours now. Here's what you can expect.

You'll stay for a while, see a few threads, laugh a bit, and see a few odd things. You'll bookmark the place for further amusement. This is where it all begins.

Before too long, you'll find yourself checking on GP in increased frequencies. First it'll happen occasionally during the week. Then once every day or so. Then more frequently. You'll find yourself checking on it twice a day. Three times. Once per hour. Before you know it, you'll be browsing it for hours at a time.

Slowly, your life will take a back-seat to GP. You'll find yourself forgetting to call people. You'll be late for work because you'll be reading legendary threads. Slowly, your life will decline into a mindless chaos.

As GP and /OT/ slowly consume your mind, your humor will be replaced with our humor. You'll become glued to GP. It'll be the only place you feel accepted. And then, you'll start accepting the weirder conventions. You'll find yourself fapping to all sorts of odd things you used to find disgusting. But now it'll all be commonplace for you, as a normal part of your life. Your personality.

And then, someday down the road, you'll realize what has happened to you. Your loved ones will have left you. You'll be alone. Unemployed. Struggling to survive. And worst of all, you'll be hooked. You won't be able to fight it, because we will be all you know, and all you remember. You'll slowly dissolve into madness, or mindless stupidity. Whichever comes first. And then, one day, you will snap, and all remains of your former self will be crushed under our weight.

Welcome, my friend. Welcome, my brother.

Welcome to your new home.

Welcome to GP.

((Now that KN is gone, i'm going to take up the responsibility)