ZippyDSMlee
03-01-2007, 08:17 PM
Jack Tretton, chief executive of Sony Computer Entertainment America has told Reuters that Sony is working to resolve PS3 shortages by May and that the company is on track to have shipped 2 million PS3 consoles to North America by the end of March. "April or May is when we feel like we're going to catch up to demand and have product fully in stock across North America and stay there," Tretton said.
When asked about claims that PS3s are sitting on shelves in some area's in North America, Tretton said, "Our goal is to fill shelves across the United States. Our goal is not to have empty shelves, it's to have full shelves. If we have empty shelves, that's one less consumer who could have bought a PlayStation 3."
When asked about PS3 shipment goals, he said, "We're in pretty good shape to do that. The early returns are quite favorable," he said. Sony set of a goal of shipping 6 million PS3 consoles worldwide by March 2007.
http://forums.afterdawn.com/thread_view.cfm/13/325933#2871246
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Sony making Fuax news look good......
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I have to post hamsoms post
Okay everybody, pay close attention; I just broke out of Sony's North American Headquarters Office, and I got their top secret plan to get systems back in stock by May! Bear with me if I seem a bit fanatical, I was ambushed on my way out by Sony's evil squad of chimp-henchman, led by Ken Kutaragi!
Sony indeed will have systems back on store shelves by this May. They have been secretly traning an army of small campbell's (aka Syberian Dwarf)hamsters to infiltrate the pet stores of America. These tiny creatures will slowly be distirbuted through American households under the product title of the 'Sony PlayStationPooper', named after their ability to fill a small cage in a matter of days. These furry evil-trained rodents will replicate in mass once sold, passing on hereditarily, their evil training from Sony. When every household in America has five of them (Estimated by April 7th, 2007; assuming that production on Sony's new 'Evil Corp'© processor manufactures according to plan.) Once this goal is reached, the hamsters will turn on humans, enslaving North American consumers, turning them into mindless drones, through the cunning use of hypno-helmets and evil-cuteness. They will control all of us, remove all Sony playstation 3's from store shelves, and hide them in a small burrow in ZippyDSM's backyard. (Yes, I picked his name at random, so that's where they're hiding it!!!!) Once all the PS3's are hidden in the larg underground burrow in ZippyDSM's backyard; they will return us all to our normal daily lives, and we'll each sort of 'snap' back into reality holding notes that say "Where have all the PS3's gone?"
Sony's plan then, after a few days, will be to have the evil campbell's hamsters(Aka syberian dwarf hamsters) take all the PS3's in North America out of the burrow in ZippyDSM's backyard and put them into stores overnight, in addition to new systems that Sony will produce overseas while this entire incident has occured. The entire country will wake up one morning, and there will be breaking news on television, "The mysterious dissapearance of PS3's across the US has come to an end! PS3's are again, sitting on store shelves-"
This is Sony's big plan. Unfortunately, they haven't planned for the next sentence that will inevitably come out of the telecaster's mouths
"-and analysts estimate it's going to be a long time before these consoles move anywhere, because at a minimum price tag of $499 plus tax for a system without a game, no one is willing to pay out for this overhyped, oversized George Foreman grill."
........Zing.
I'm sorry, but I was very bored. And it was there.
there are B/s everywhere :D
When asked about claims that PS3s are sitting on shelves in some area's in North America, Tretton said, "Our goal is to fill shelves across the United States. Our goal is not to have empty shelves, it's to have full shelves. If we have empty shelves, that's one less consumer who could have bought a PlayStation 3."
When asked about PS3 shipment goals, he said, "We're in pretty good shape to do that. The early returns are quite favorable," he said. Sony set of a goal of shipping 6 million PS3 consoles worldwide by March 2007.
http://forums.afterdawn.com/thread_view.cfm/13/325933#2871246
---------------------------
*BLINK BLINK*
Sony making Fuax news look good......
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I have to post hamsoms post
Okay everybody, pay close attention; I just broke out of Sony's North American Headquarters Office, and I got their top secret plan to get systems back in stock by May! Bear with me if I seem a bit fanatical, I was ambushed on my way out by Sony's evil squad of chimp-henchman, led by Ken Kutaragi!
Sony indeed will have systems back on store shelves by this May. They have been secretly traning an army of small campbell's (aka Syberian Dwarf)hamsters to infiltrate the pet stores of America. These tiny creatures will slowly be distirbuted through American households under the product title of the 'Sony PlayStationPooper', named after their ability to fill a small cage in a matter of days. These furry evil-trained rodents will replicate in mass once sold, passing on hereditarily, their evil training from Sony. When every household in America has five of them (Estimated by April 7th, 2007; assuming that production on Sony's new 'Evil Corp'© processor manufactures according to plan.) Once this goal is reached, the hamsters will turn on humans, enslaving North American consumers, turning them into mindless drones, through the cunning use of hypno-helmets and evil-cuteness. They will control all of us, remove all Sony playstation 3's from store shelves, and hide them in a small burrow in ZippyDSM's backyard. (Yes, I picked his name at random, so that's where they're hiding it!!!!) Once all the PS3's are hidden in the larg underground burrow in ZippyDSM's backyard; they will return us all to our normal daily lives, and we'll each sort of 'snap' back into reality holding notes that say "Where have all the PS3's gone?"
Sony's plan then, after a few days, will be to have the evil campbell's hamsters(Aka syberian dwarf hamsters) take all the PS3's in North America out of the burrow in ZippyDSM's backyard and put them into stores overnight, in addition to new systems that Sony will produce overseas while this entire incident has occured. The entire country will wake up one morning, and there will be breaking news on television, "The mysterious dissapearance of PS3's across the US has come to an end! PS3's are again, sitting on store shelves-"
This is Sony's big plan. Unfortunately, they haven't planned for the next sentence that will inevitably come out of the telecaster's mouths
"-and analysts estimate it's going to be a long time before these consoles move anywhere, because at a minimum price tag of $499 plus tax for a system without a game, no one is willing to pay out for this overhyped, oversized George Foreman grill."
........Zing.
I'm sorry, but I was very bored. And it was there.
there are B/s everywhere :D