Politicians are uninformed

[N gamer]

Hello everyone out there in cyberspace,
I am here, just as most of are, to fight for my rights as a gamer. I joined the ECA today, which lead me here. I have never registered with a forum site before, but I want to voice my opinion as a gamer. I just bought a Nintendo Wii. I also own A PS2, A Dreamcast and an NES. SEGA DREAMCAST WILL NEVER DIE!!! I don't buy a lot of new games, mostly because I don't have a whole lot of money to spend on video games. I play a lot of old school games on emulators. Some of my favorite game series are Metroid, Resident Evil, and Contra.

[Thefremen]

Welcome to GP: Here's what you can expect. Copypasta. Within an hour or so.

Anyways, I'm the resident Dune expert, I'll trade spice for a wii.

[seductivpancakes]

Yeah the copypaste is great.

Welcome!

[Grahamr]

Hello everyone out there in cyberspace,
I am here, just as most of are, to fight for my rights as a gamer. I joined the ECA today, which lead me here. I have never registered with a forum site before, but I want to voice my opinion as a gamer. I just bought a Nintendo Wii. I also own A PS2, A Dreamcast and an NES. SEGA DREAMCAST WILL NEVER DIE!!! I don't buy a lot of new games, mostly because I don't have a whole lot of money to spend on video games. I play a lot of old school games on emulators. Some of my favorite game series are Metroid, Resident Evil, and Contra.

If you've come here for activism, this is not the place. Our adminstator is worried about lawsuits( i can relate) and as such, generally frowns on us making schemes against Anti-Gamers.

Good thing you joined the ECA though.

[KN]

Copypasta:

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Welcome to GP. You're ours now. Here's what you can expect.

You'll stay for a while, see a few threads, laugh a bit, and see a few odd things. You'll bookmark the place for further amusement. This is where it all begins.

Before too long, you'll find yourself checking on GP in increased frequencies. First it'll happen occasionally during the week. Then once every day or so. Then more frequently. You'll find yourself checking on it twice a day. Three times. Once per hour. Before you know it, you'll be browsing it for hours at a time.

Slowly, your life will take a back-seat to GP. You'll find yourself forgetting to call people. You'll be late for work because you'll be reading legendary threads. Slowly, your life will decline into a mindless chaos.

As GP and /OT/ slowly consume your mind, your humor will be replaced with our humor. You'll become glued to GP. It'll be the only place you feel accepted. And then, you'll start accepting the weirder conventions. You'll find yourself fapping to all sorts of odd things you used to find disgusting. But now it'll all be commonplace for you, as a normal part of your life. Your personality.

And then, someday down the road, you'll realize what has happened to you. Your loved ones will have left you. You'll be alone. Unemployed. Struggling to survive. And worst of all, you'll be hooked. You won't be able to fight it, because we will be all you know, and all you remember. You'll slowly dissolve into madness, or mindless stupidity. Whichever comes first. And then, one day, you will snap, and all remains of your former self will be crushed under our weight.

Welcome, my friend. Welcome, my brother.

Welcome to your new home.

Welcome to GP.

[Garbage Pail Kid]

If you've come here for activism, this is not the place. Our adminstator is worried about lawsuits( i can relate) and as such, generally frowns on us making schemes against Anti-Gamers.

Good thing you joined the ECA though.

Our administrator has a problem with harassment and badmouthing. I haven't seen him say a word about activism.

[lexfor]

Well, I'm new here too... Welcome!